Reality Star Enters "Arrested in the Company of a Porn Model" Phase of His Career  —  Laguna Beach's resident d-uchebag, Jason Wahler, has been arrested for the second time this month.  According to Perez Hilton and TMZ, the LAPD arrested Wahler on Friday at 5:30 p.m. for misdemeanor battery.

Oprah says her lawyers overreacted  —  NEW YORK - Oprah Winfrey says her lawyers shouldn't have gone after the man who is trying to promote her as a candidate for president.  Not because she's running, mind you.  —  "I feel flattered by it," the 52-year-old talk-show host told The Associated Press on Monday.

Colin Farrell's 'Stalker' Apologizes  —  The woman who confronted Colin Farrell during a taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in July apologized Monday - but insisted she's no stalker.  —  During a hearing Monday in which judge John Reid upheld a restraining order against her until August 2009 …

Gibson's remarks draw still more controversy  —  Plus: Paris Hilton's ignorance embarrassing to company  —  Get ready for more Mel Gibson controversy.  —  The "Apocalypto" director recently made widely reported comments drawing parallels between Mayan culture shortly before it collapsed …

Fox News' war zone is the D.C. bureau  —  Marital sniping may have led to the departure of Brit Hume's wife, Kim, from Fox News last week.  —  Kim Hume's imminent exit as Fox's D.C. bureau chief was announced Thursday.  The buzz out of Washington is that she and the anchorman had been tattletaling …

Bobby drives too hard a bargain  —  Now that Whitney Houston has filed for divorce, R&B crooner Bobby Brown has to plan for a future without a rich wife.  —  I hear that the 37-year-old Brown — who reportedly has been staying in L.A. with "Video Vixen" Karinne Steffans since separating from Houston …

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND THE UNABOMBER: SEPARATED AT BIRTH?  —  More photos from a new Bon magazine photoshoot after the jump...

NYC judge dismisses Gest's assault case  —  NEW YORK - A judge threw out a $10 million civil assault lawsuit Monday filed against Liza Minnelli by her estranged husband, David Gest, who claimed she beat him so badly during alcoholic rages he had to be hospitalized.

First-canceled: Does `hiatus' count?  —  NEW YORK - The sharks are circling around the first potential casualty of the new television season.  —  The folks at Bravo's "Brilliant But Cancelled" Web site, which is running a sweepstakes asking viewers to guess which new television show …

Steven Tyler: I have hepatitis C!  —  In exclusive interview with Access Hollywood, Steven Tyler, admitted he is suffering from hepatitis C for couple of years now.  I'm guessing he probably contracted the disease while being a drug addict. … Poor Steven, hope he'll manage to get out of this …

Janet Jackson: I Don't Talk to Justin  —  Janet Jackson hasn't spoken to Justin Timberlake since the infamous "wardrobe malfunction" at the 2004 Super Bowl - but she plans to reconcile with him in her own time, she revealed on The Oprah Winfrey Show Monday.  —  "We haven't spoken.

LederHOsen  —  Parasite Hilton is currently in Germany to attend Oktoberfest, hawk her failed album and also promote Rich Prosecco, a drink she is endorsing.  She donned a traditional Dirndl costume at a press conference for the beverage today.  —  She told photographers that she loves her dress …

Flavor of Love 2: Bow to the Bootz  —  We are down to 4 whores and the competition is getting vicious.  New York read the latest Flav-O-Gram:  —  "Ladies, now that I'm down to my 4 prime cuts it's time to start slicking things up a bit."  —  Slicking?!  More on this in a bit.

Marketing Perfection  —  If you were going to make a sparkling wine and put it in a can instead of the traditional bottle and cork, who would you choose to be the face of your product?  If you said Paris Hilton then you and the people of Rich Prosecco are on the same page.

Blues Guitarist Etta Baker Dies at 93  —  Etta Baker, a blues guitarist from North Carolina who influenced generations of musicians, from 1960s folkies to modern-day blues rockers, died on Saturday at 93.  —  No cause of death was given, but her health had been failing in recent years …