Mel Gibson Tries To Distract Public With Shiny New Controversy  —  Rehabbed actor/director Mel Gibson has (sort of) emerged from hiding but is still stirring up controversy.  According to MSNBC's The Scoop, the director recently raised eyebrows on a promotional tour hyping Apocalypto …

Gibson's remarks draw still more controversy  —  Plus: Paris Hilton's ignorance embarrassing to company  —  Get ready for more Mel Gibson controversy.  —  The "Apocalypto" director recently made widely reported comments drawing parallels between Mayan culture shortly before it collapsed …

Kate Moss And Pete Doherty To Live Stateside?  —  Oh no!...  Supermodel Kate Moss is looking to leave the UK for the US with her newly clean man Pete Doherty.  —  Moss has contemplated leaving the UK for good when she was pictured allegedly taking cocaine but this time she is serious.

Paris Charged With DUI  —  Paris Hilton has been charged with driving under the influence.  —  The Los Angeles City Attorney filed misdemeanor charges Tuesday in connection with Hilton's arrest earlier this month.  The heiress, who was driving her pricey Mercedes McLaren SLR …

Colin Farrell's 'Stalker' Apologizes  —  The woman who confronted Colin Farrell during a taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in July apologized Monday - but insisted she's no stalker.  —  During a hearing Monday in which judge John Reid upheld a restraining order against her until August 2009 …

Bobby drives too hard a bargain  —  Now that Whitney Houston has filed for divorce, R&B crooner Bobby Brown has to plan for a future without a rich wife.  —  I hear that the 37-year-old Brown — who reportedly has been staying in L.A. with "Video Vixen" Karinne Steffans since separating from Houston …

Reality Star Enters "Arrested in the Company of a Porn Model" Phase of His Career  —  Laguna Beach's resident d-uchebag, Jason Wahler, has been arrested for the second time this month.  According to Perez Hilton and TMZ, the LAPD arrested Wahler on Friday at 5:30 p.m. for misdemeanor battery.

Leo DiCaprio Still Whining About The Titanic  —  All the attention Leo DiCaprio garnered from the movie that shot him into superstardom was more of a curse than a blessing, as he tells it.  According to Contact Music:  —  He says, … Oh please.  You got to date a Victoria's Secret model because of it, for Christ's sake.

I am on my way to becoming the Virtual Kristin Cavallari  —  I'm sure you've all heard by now of this new MTV promotional tool Virtual Laguna Beach.  The game is sort of like The Sims where in you make yourself a fictional avatar and interact with other fictional avatars …

LOHAN REVENGE FALLING SHORT  —  LINDSAY Lohan hatched a devious plan to make her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton so jealous that he'd fly back into her arms and drive her nemesis Paris Hilton crazy at the same time - but so far, the strategy hasn't worked.  —  On Friday, the day after Morton dumped Lohan …

Us Exclusive: Aaron Carter's Ex-Fiancée Discusses Break-Up  —  Last week, Us Weekly broke the exclusive news that Aaron Carter, 18, had called off his engagement to Kari Ann Peniche after only six days.  Now the 22-year-old Playboy poser tells Us her side of the story.

Fox News' war zone is the D.C. bureau  —  Marital sniping may have led to the departure of Brit Hume's wife, Kim, from Fox News last week.  —  Kim Hume's imminent exit as Fox's D.C. bureau chief was announced Thursday.  The buzz out of Washington is that she and the anchorman had been tattletaling …

Let's Go to London and Throw Salad at Her!  —  A**hole Simpson opened in her musical theater debut as Roxie Hart in Chicago last night in London.  According to audience members, the bitch didn't lip-synch which is unfortunate, because she probably should have.  She was joined by her sister, Jessica Simpson.

Not So Funny Anymore: Squabbling and Spiraling Costs Dissolve a Comedy Mill  —  LOS ANGELES — When Jim Carrey picked up the phone to call his agent, Nick Stevens, earlier this month, it was the end of a long, profitable run.  —  The comedy superstar called Mr. Stevens …

Katie Holmes' baby promise  —  Katie Holmes has promised Tom Cruise another baby - after he marries her.  —  The 'Batman Begins' actress - who gave birth to the couple's first daughter, Suri, in April - has reportedly promised to make her fiancé's dream of another baby come true as soon as he makes her his wife.

Ashton & Demi Get Booed  —  Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore may be a superstar couple, but that doesn't make them bulletproof when it comes to bad criticism.  —  The lovebirds were attacked by the boobirds at the premiere of Kutcher's new film "Open Season," after pulling a fast one on the green carpet.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND THE UNABOMBER: SEPARATED AT BIRTH?  —  More photos from a new Bon magazine photoshoot after the jump...

Star Jones: Emotional and Stressed Out  —  Star Jones has given the National Enquirer an ultimatum: either admit that a story calling her her marriage a "sham" is untrue, or prepare to do battle in court (and remember, Star is a lawyer).  —  Bob Chapman, the high-powered attorney who represents Star and Al …

When is This "Comeback" Going to Happen?  —  Critics and fans of Courtney Love have been claiming a huge comeback for forever now.  Her first solo album was a complete flop and she hasn't been doing that much since.  She's kept in the news, but only for being a mess and being broke.

Dr. Phil's Pills Cost Him Millions — Settles Suit  —  Pop head-shrinker Dr. Phil McGraw will be shelling out to a group of angry dieters.  According to lawyers involved in the case yesterday cited by City News Service, Dr. Phil has agreed to pay $10.8 million to settle a class action lawsuit filed …