Paris Hilton Charged with DUI  —  Paris Hilton has been charged with two misdemeanors - driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher, Los Angeles city attorney's spokesperson Frank Mateljan tells PEOPLE.  —  She is scheduled for arraignment Thursday …

LOHAN REVENGE FALLING SHORT  —  LINDSAY Lohan hatched a devious plan to make her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton so jealous that he'd fly back into her arms and drive her nemesis Paris Hilton crazy at the same time - but so far, the strategy hasn't worked.  —  On Friday, the day after Morton dumped Lohan …

Gibson's remarks draw still more controversy  —  Plus: Paris Hilton's ignorance embarrassing to company  —  Get ready for more Mel Gibson controversy.  —  The "Apocalypto" director recently made widely reported comments drawing parallels between Mayan culture shortly before it collapsed …

MICHAEL JACKSON'S CUSTODY CASE NEARLY SETTLED  —  The long and winding custody and visitation case between Michael Jackson and ex-wife Debbie Rowe is about to be settled.  —  According to sources, an actual settlement agreement has been reached by the two sides.

Ashlee Simpson Made Jessica Simpson Cry  —  I told you Ashlee Simpson would make watching Chicago even worse.  She was so bad, in fact, that it made her sister, Jessica Simpson break into tears.  The Sun would have you believe that Jessica was crying because she was proud of her sister, but we know better.

I Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend  —  Well ... after flying half-way around the world in just a few short days, I have to say that I'm holding up pretty well ... let's get to it ...  Spederline have gone underground ever since Britney Spears gave birth to her second child, Sutton Pierce …

Colin Farrell's 'Stalker' Apologizes  —  The woman who confronted Colin Farrell during a taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in July apologized Monday - but insisted she's no stalker.  —  During a hearing Monday in which judge John Reid upheld a restraining order against her until August 2009 …

What You Don't Ask Tara Reid  —  While some Internet sites hypothesize about bodywork Tara Reid may or may not have done, one photog took it upon himself to go straight to the source.  —  Reid lunched with friends at the chic Los Angeles eatery the Ivy yesterday.

Mel Gibson is Probably Drunk Again  —  Not long after Mel Gibson's entertaining DUI arrest and subsequent alleged treatment for his alcoholism, Mel Gibson was seen at the Side Bar in Austin, Texas on Friday night where he played pool until 2:30 in the morning.

Mandy Moore Is A Different Kind Of Cute  —  You know after seeing these new pictures of Mandy Moore arriving at LAX airport, I had to go back and revisit her old music videos Crush and Candy.  Man, she was so cute back then.  I mean really cute!  Not to say that she isn't now.  She is.

Bobby drives too hard a bargain  —  Now that Whitney Houston has filed for divorce, R&B crooner Bobby Brown has to plan for a future without a rich wife.  —  I hear that the 37-year-old Brown — who reportedly has been staying in L.A. with "Video Vixen" Karinne Steffans since separating from Houston …

No More Free Milk  —  It's time to buy the cow, beeotch.  —  The National Enquirer recently spoke with an inside source, who revealed that Katie Holmes was ready to have another child with Tom Cruise, but only once he finally marries her.  According to the source,

Fox News' war zone is the D.C. bureau  —  Marital sniping may have led to the departure of Brit Hume's wife, Kim, from Fox News last week.  —  Kim Hume's imminent exit as Fox's D.C. bureau chief was announced Thursday.  The buzz out of Washington is that she and the anchorman had been tattletaling …

Scissor Sisters' Ta-Dah Cut Out Of Major U.S. Retail Chains  —  Frontman's comments about high CD prices rankle Trans World Entertainment.  —  The Scissor Sisters' Ta-Dah is currently the top album in the U.K., having sold more than 288,000 copies its first week of release.

I am on my way to becoming the Virtual Kristin Cavallari  —  I'm sure you've all heard by now of this new MTV promotional tool Virtual Laguna Beach.  The game is sort of like The Sims where in you make yourself a fictional avatar and interact with other fictional avatars …

Us Exclusive: Aaron Carter's Ex-Fiancée Discusses Break-Up  —  Last week, Us Weekly broke the exclusive news that Aaron Carter, 18, had called off his engagement to Kari Ann Peniche after only six days.  Now the 22-year-old Playboy poser tells Us her side of the story.