Paris Charged With DUI  —  Paris Hilton has been charged with driving under the influence.  —  The Los Angeles City Attorney filed misdemeanor charges Tuesday in connection with Hilton's arrest earlier this month.  The heiress, who was driving her pricey Mercedes McLaren SLR …

Mel Gibson is Probably Drunk Again  —  Not long after Mel Gibson's entertaining DUI arrest and subsequent alleged treatment for his alcoholism, Mel Gibson was seen at the Side Bar in Austin, Texas on Friday night where he played pool until 2:30 in the morning.

Gibson's remarks draw still more controversy  —  Plus: Paris Hilton's ignorance embarrassing to company  —  Get ready for more Mel Gibson controversy.  —  The "Apocalypto" director recently made widely reported comments drawing parallels between Mayan culture shortly before it collapsed …

I Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend  —  Well ... after flying half-way around the world in just a few short days, I have to say that I'm holding up pretty well ... let's get to it ...  Spederline have gone underground ever since Britney Spears gave birth to her second child, Sutton Pierce …

Colin Farrell's 'Stalker' Apologizes  —  The woman who confronted Colin Farrell during a taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in July apologized Monday - but insisted she's no stalker.  —  During a hearing Monday in which judge John Reid upheld a restraining order against her until August 2009 …

Bobby drives too hard a bargain  —  Now that Whitney Houston has filed for divorce, R&B crooner Bobby Brown has to plan for a future without a rich wife.  —  I hear that the 37-year-old Brown — who reportedly has been staying in L.A. with "Video Vixen" Karinne Steffans since separating from Houston …

Oprah Lords Over White Folk, Talks Poop on XM  —  If it wasn't already totally evident that Oprah Winfrey can talk about anything for any length of time, her debut today on her own XM Radio channel just confirmed it.  The talk-show queen gabbed with her best pal Gayle King (who called her …

No More Free Milk  —  It's time to buy the cow, beeotch.  —  The National Enquirer recently spoke with an inside source, who revealed that Katie Holmes was ready to have another child with Tom Cruise, but only once he finally marries her.  According to the source,

Fox News' war zone is the D.C. bureau  —  Marital sniping may have led to the departure of Brit Hume's wife, Kim, from Fox News last week.  —  Kim Hume's imminent exit as Fox's D.C. bureau chief was announced Thursday.  The buzz out of Washington is that she and the anchorman had been tattletaling …

LOHAN REVENGE FALLING SHORT  —  LINDSAY Lohan hatched a devious plan to make her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton so jealous that he'd fly back into her arms and drive her nemesis Paris Hilton crazy at the same time - but so far, the strategy hasn't worked.  —  On Friday, the day after Morton dumped Lohan …

Mandy Moore Is A Different Kind Of Cute  —  You know after seeing these new pictures of Mandy Moore arriving at LAX airport, I had to go back and revisit her old music videos Crush and Candy.  Man, she was so cute back then.  I mean really cute!  Not to say that she isn't now.  She is.

Us Exclusive: Aaron Carter's Ex-Fiancée Discusses Break-Up  —  Last week, Us Weekly broke the exclusive news that Aaron Carter, 18, had called off his engagement to Kari Ann Peniche after only six days.  Now the 22-year-old Playboy poser tells Us her side of the story.

Let's Go to London and Throw Salad at Her!  —  A**hole Simpson opened in her musical theater debut as Roxie Hart in Chicago last night in London.  According to audience members, the bitch didn't lip-synch which is unfortunate, because she probably should have.  She was joined by her sister, Jessica Simpson.

CRAZY CLAYMATES INVADE HOLLYWOOD BLVD  —  well they may not be 'crazy christians' (studio 60 rocked again last night btw) but those claymates are pretty close...today clay aiken is making two stops on hollywood blvd and all the ladies (aka claymates) are getting ready for him!

I am on my way to becoming the Virtual Kristin Cavallari  —  I'm sure you've all heard by now of this new MTV promotional tool Virtual Laguna Beach.  The game is sort of like The Sims where in you make yourself a fictional avatar and interact with other fictional avatars …

Mel Gibson Tries To Distract Public With Shiny New Controversy  —  Rehabbed actor/director Mel Gibson has (sort of) emerged from hiding but is still stirring up controversy.  According to MSNBC's The Scoop, the director recently raised eyebrows on a promotional tour hyping Apocalypto …

Not So Funny Anymore: Squabbling and Spiraling Costs Dissolve a Comedy Mill  —  LOS ANGELES — When Jim Carrey picked up the phone to call his agent, Nick Stevens, earlier this month, it was the end of a long, profitable run.  —  The comedy superstar called Mr. Stevens …

What You Don't Ask Tara Reid  —  While some Internet sites hypothesize about bodywork Tara Reid may or may not have done, one photog took it upon himself to go straight to the source.  —  Reid lunched with friends at the chic Los Angeles eatery the Ivy yesterday.

Star Jones: Emotional and Stressed Out  —  Star Jones has given the National Enquirer an ultimatum: either admit that a story calling her her marriage a "sham" is untrue, or prepare to do battle in court (and remember, Star is a lawyer).  —  Bob Chapman, the high-powered attorney who represents Star and Al …