WORLD EXCLUSIVE!  ANNA NICOLE SMITH WEDS HOWARD K. STERN!  —  Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, this morning just shortly before 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas.  The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna's son Daniel, 20 …

BRITNEY FLYING SOLO  —  Avert your eyes, ladies and gentlemen.  Britney Spears is taking charge of her own publicity.  The pop-tart turned mother-of-two's longtime flack Leslie Sloane Zelnik has been on hiatus since Labor Day, with Spears vowing she could handle the PR duties related to the birth of her second son, Sutton, on her own.

Pete buys two new syringes  —  JUST three days and 15 hours after leaving The Priory, PETE DOHERTY has been spotted buying SYRINGES.  —  I had really hoped the BABYSHAMBLES singer's latest trip to rehab would be his last.  —  He emerged on Monday looking healthier than I have ever seen him.

PAPA JOE WANTS TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF BAM MARGERA.  —  Papa Joe Simpson is pissed the hell off after stinky Jackass Number Two star Bam Margera opened his big fat-assed mouth on Howard Stern last week and finally confirmed the rumors that he bumped nasties with Jessica Simpson when she was still married to Nick Lachey.

Guess Who?  UPDATE  —  It's Paris Hilton and Travis Barker!  Hilton and Barker were spotted in the Red Light District of Amsterdam hitting up The Mansion club and Absinthe Bar.  Check out Paris trying to be sneaky below.  Paris leaves her hotel in that red dress with BFF Kim Kardashian behind …

CRABBY JESSICA 'ON EGGSHELLS'  —  JESSICA Simpson is not a happy camper lately - mentally or physically.  During the after-party for her sister Ashlee's London debut in "Chicago," Simpson stormed out of the Sound Bar shouting, "I don't want to be here - why won't people just leave me alone?"

Oh, baby: Aguilera and Spears end their feud  —  Plus: Bill Clinton pokes fun at Michael Douglas  —  Looks like the feud between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera really is over.  —  The "Dirrty" singer bought a $570 gift bag for Spears' new son, according to Life & Style.

Owen Wilson serenades Kate Hudson  —  Mike Walker from the National Enquirer was on the Howard Stern show this morning with his weekly gossip game and had this scoop... Owen Wilson recently showed up at Kate Hudson's home in Pacific Palisades, drove up on her lawn, pulled out a boom box …

Kirsten Dunst Grosses Out the Gas Station  —  Hey, it's me, Kirsten Dunst.  K-ear-stin, m'kay?  Pronounce it right.  Check me out.  I'm fillin' up my HYBRID car.  See, it's a HYBRID which makes me about, um, like A LOT better than you gas guzzling f**kholes even though I still contribute …

Victoria Beckham's Breasts Are Ready To Pop  —  OMG!  I am speechless.  Every single time I think Victoria Beckham's breasts can't look anymore artificial, round and retarded, she goes ahead and outdoes herself.  I'm more impressed with her than ever!  —  Related Articles:

Hilary Duff's Not Against Going Under The Knife  —  Hilary Duff has defended stars who have plastic surgery, admitting that she would also go under the knife if she ever felt it necessary.  The "Wake Up" singer insists people should have the right to improve their looks if they want to and hasn't ruled …

Avril Hocks Another Loogie  —  Avril Lavigne is worse than an angry llama.  The singer took out yet another photographer with a deadly shot of spit last night — this time hitting the man square in the face.  —  After celebrating her 22nd birthday at Hyde, the wannabe punk-rocker unleashed a torrent of …

Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson: Together at Last... At Last  —  Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are finally shooting The Other Boleyn Girl together in London, and even if this movie is the worst movie ever, it will still be the best movie ever.

Lindsay Lohan To Leave The Chateau Marmont Hotel  —  Former teen queen Lindsay Lohan is to finally leave the hotel she has been living in for the past year.  —  Despite owning an apartment in LA, Lohan has been living in the Chateau Marmont hotel for over a year and staff are now hoping that Lohan will be leaving for good.

Rosie Named The Worst-Looking Celebrity  —  According to Phillip Swann and TVpredictions.com (a website covering the in's and out's of the HDTV industry) has named Rosie O'Donnell the worst-looking celebrity in High Definition TV.  Known for its crystal-clear pictures, HDTV can pick up every line …