WORLD EXCLUSIVE!  ANNA NICOLE SMITH WEDS HOWARD K. STERN!  —  Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, this morning just shortly before 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas.  The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna's son Daniel, 20 …

BRITNEY FLYING SOLO  —  Avert your eyes, ladies and gentlemen.  Britney Spears is taking charge of her own publicity.  The pop-tart turned mother-of-two's longtime flack Leslie Sloane Zelnik has been on hiatus since Labor Day, with Spears vowing she could handle the PR duties related to the birth of her second son, Sutton, on her own.

PAPA JOE WANTS TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF BAM MARGERA.  —  Papa Joe Simpson is pissed the hell off after stinky Jackass Number Two star Bam Margera opened his big fat-assed mouth on Howard Stern last week and finally confirmed the rumors that he bumped nasties with Jessica Simpson when she was still married to Nick Lachey.

Hilary Duff's Not Against Going Under The Knife  —  Hilary Duff has defended stars who have plastic surgery, admitting that she would also go under the knife if she ever felt it necessary.  The "Wake Up" singer insists people should have the right to improve their looks if they want to and hasn't ruled …

Guess Who?  UPDATE  —  It's Paris Hilton and Travis Barker!  Hilton and Barker were spotted in the Red Light District of Amsterdam hitting up The Mansion club and Absinthe Bar.  Check out Paris trying to be sneaky below.  Paris leaves her hotel in that red dress with BFF Kim Kardashian behind …

'Nightmare On Elm Street' House For Sale  —  One, two Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door ... especially if you're planning to move into the house featured in Nightmare on Elm Street.  As it turns out the famed four bedroom, three and half bath home actually sits at 1428 Genesee Ave. in Los Angeles.

Victoria Beckham's Breasts Are Ready To Pop  —  OMG!  I am speechless.  Every single time I think Victoria Beckham's breasts can't look anymore artificial, round and retarded, she goes ahead and outdoes herself.  I'm more impressed with her than ever!  —  Related Articles:

Owen Wilson serenades Kate Hudson  —  Mike Walker from the National Enquirer was on the Howard Stern show this morning with his weekly gossip game and had this scoop... Owen Wilson recently showed up at Kate Hudson's home in Pacific Palisades, drove up on her lawn, pulled out a boom box …

Oh, baby: Aguilera and Spears end their feud  —  Plus: Bill Clinton pokes fun at Michael Douglas  —  Looks like the feud between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera really is over.  —  The "Dirrty" singer bought a $570 gift bag for Spears' new son, according to Life & Style.

Kirsten Dunst Grosses Out the Gas Station  —  Hey, it's me, Kirsten Dunst.  K-ear-stin, m'kay?  Pronounce it right.  Check me out.  I'm fillin' up my HYBRID car.  See, it's a HYBRID which makes me about, um, like A LOT better than you gas guzzling f**kholes even though I still contribute …

The tools of Nicholson's trade  —  Martin Scorsese may have circumcised some of those scenes in "The Departed" where Jack Nicholson brandishes a startling prosthetic.  But Nicholson still has big plans for his beloved prop.  —  We told you back when they were shooting here that Jack had taken …

Streisand Receives After-Life Apology From Dad  —  Barbra Streisand's father has apologized to the singer for dying when she was young - from beyond the grave.  —  The Yentl star recently visited a medium after her brother told her the psychic was terrific and, although she went into the meeting …

I am - Paris Hilton Dancing in Europe of the Day  —  The thing you gotta love about Paris, is that bitch has no shame.  Where most of us have little voices in our heads telling us that dressing like a character in a Disney movie is probably not the best idea, Paris just gives 'er.

Amanda Peet's Pre-Wedding Jitters  —  Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip actress Amanda Peet, who is set to marry Troy screenwriter David Benioff this weekend, is having some pre-wedding jitters, she says.  —  In an appearance Wednesday night on the Late Show with David Letterman, Peet admitted …

Did Screech Know the Sex Tape Was Coming?  —  Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from "Saved by the Bell," may have known that a sex tape featuring him existed and that it was going to be released soon.  —  According to a source at Globat.com, the Web hosting company that recently hired him to be its spokesman …

Pete buys two new syringes  —  JUST three days and 15 hours after leaving The Priory, PETE DOHERTY has been spotted buying SYRINGES.  —  I had really hoped the BABYSHAMBLES singer's latest trip to rehab would be his last.  —  He emerged on Monday looking healthier than I have ever seen him.