'Difficult Time' for Eva, Tony  —  Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker are dealing with a rough patch in their nearly two-year relationship, according to a rep for the actress.  —  "Eva and Tony are going through a very difficult time right now …

Anna Nicole Smith, lawyer exchange vows  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - Reality TV star Anna Nicole Smith exchanged vows with boyfriend Howard K. Stern on a boat near Nassau, but there was no formal marriage and the ceremony is "not legally binding," her attorney Michael Scott said Friday.

LINDSAY WELCHES ON REWARD  —  LINDSAY Lohan owes a thank-you to the chauffeur who recently saved her a fortune.  —  Tom Webster, the driver who found the star's missing Hermes bag that was stuffed with $1 million worth of jewelry and her asthma medicine at Heathrow Airport earlier this month …

Exclusive: Nicole Richie leaving a crystal meth anon meeting (update)  —  Nicole Richie was photographed outside the West Hollywood Recovery Center on 626 N Robertson Boulevard.  I Googled the center and learned that it's an informal recovery center that focuses on 12-step meetings.

Outrage as US baby wig craze hits Britain  —  It's never too long before the latest craze to sweep America makes its way to the UK but most would wish this one really hadn't.  —  Celebrity wigs designed for babies up to nine months old and are set to hit the market, to the outrage of children's charities.

Madonna Steals the Crown from Britney  —  It's official - the material girl has taken the crown away from Ms. Spears.  Madge has been named the highest paid female singer in the world.  Britney held the record since 2001, but really hasn't released anything in years so it's no surprise her title was taken away.

Dirty.  Drunk.  Nasty.  Pink  —  Dennis Rodman donned a pink, small, Playboy camisole in Las Vegas last night.  He partied with friends at Tangerine where he took part in their burlesque show.  He danced around the room with female guests and took off his cute little shirt during a striptease.

Was Harry boning Lindsay for money?  Does that make him a prostitute?  —  Despite being "on a break" Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton met at a quiet little lunch spot called The Ivy for a very private meal.  Shockingly, there were paparazzi there to catch Linds and Harry before, after, and probably during their meal.

Kate Beckinsale is the Ultimate MILF  —  It pretty much goes without saying, but I'm going to say it anyways.  Kate Beckinsale is ridiculously beautiful.  If it's at all possible, she seems to get even better looking as time goes on.  So much so, that Kate was passed over for the role …

Tony Danza and Wife Tracy Separate  —  Tony Danza and his wife, Tracy, have separated after 20 years of marriage, Danza's rep, Jill Fritzo, confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Danza, 55, and Tracy, 47, wed in June 1986.  They have two daughters: Katherine, 19, a college student, and Emily, 12.

Jessica Alba Is "The Most Kissable"  —  Sultry actress Alba has been voted the celeb men would most like to pucker up with, reports the Sun.  Her gorgeous body and perfect features had already made her a sensation among male fans, but now another one of her many assets …

Avril's Hubby Joins the Spitting Wars  —  Avril Lavigne took a break from spitting at photographers last night, but worry not, her husband Deryck Whibley took over — this time with possible consequences.  —  After a night of partying at the grand opening of Area nightclub in Hollywood …

Pammy needs a Pump.  —  Why do I feel by showing you this picture, I am shattering lots of boys dreams!!  Yep she is nearly 40, they can't stay up there forever.  Surely Pammy must carry round a puncture repair kit?  Come on Kid Rock, help pump Pam back up!  —  Pictures by Ronald Asadorian/Eddie Mejia

Pink Triangle  —  Pink performs in Zurich on September 27th  —  Pink will bond with her fellow gays and lesbians and encourage people to come out of the closet.  She is lending her image and voice to the Human Right's National Coming Out Day this week.  Pink is married to Carey Hart, but has dabbled into chick sex before.

Eeewwwww Matthew!!  —  OMG!  Matthew McConaughey just gets more gormless every day.  If the dodgy hair band and beard wasn't enough, now he can't seem to close his mouth.  What's going on?  This unkept look HAS to be for a film, other wise we should call in the "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" show.

Beyonce Shouldn't Have Won  —  In a recent poll held by In Touch Weekly, readers voted Beyonce Knowles' butt as "Hollywood's Best Booty."  The top ten were: … The fact that Beyonce and Jessica Simpson are #1 and #2 on this list, is really all you need to know about the people who took this poll.

ABC Wins Thursday With 'Grey's'; 'Betty' Debuts  —  ABC was once again the top broadcast network on Thursdays in the adults 18 to 49 ratings group, thanks to its 9 p.m. (ET) medical drama "Grey's Anatomy."  The night also marked the debut of ABC's highly anticipated 8 p.m. drama "Ugly Betty."