'Difficult Time' for Eva, Tony  —  Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker are dealing with a rough patch in their nearly two-year relationship, according to a rep for the actress.  —  "Eva and Tony are going through a very difficult time right now …

Exclusive: Nicole Richie leaving a crystal meth anon meeting (update)  —  Nicole Richie was photographed outside the West Hollywood Recovery Center on 626 N Robertson Boulevard.  I Googled the center and learned that it's an informal recovery center that focuses on 12-step meetings.

Lindsay Lohan Hasn't Called  —  According to the limousine driver who found Lindsay Lohan's missing Hermes bag that was stuffed with $1 million worth of jewelry and her "asthma medicine" at Heathrow Airport earlier this month, he has not received the reward or the thank you note from Lindsay or her representatives that he was promised.

The Grey Goose Got The Girl Feelin' Loose  —  Woot!  As my search for the 20th anniversary issue of Q magazine with Britney Spears on the cover continues, Pink reader Brian alerted me to the fact that Brit's cover photo is from a new photoshoot ... so far, we've only got thumbnails of all of the covers …

Tony Danza and Wife Tracy Separate  —  Tony Danza and his wife, Tracy, have separated after 20 years of marriage, Danza's rep, Jill Fritzo, confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Danza, 55, and Tracy, 47, wed in June 1986.  They have two daughters: Katherine, 19, a college student, and Emily, 12.

Was Harry boning Lindsay for money?  Does that make him a prostitute?  —  Despite being "on a break" Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton met at a quiet little lunch spot called The Ivy for a very private meal.  Shockingly, there were paparazzi there to catch Linds and Harry before, after, and probably during their meal.

HOLLYWOOD TRENDWATCH: SURI'S BABY WIG SENSATION HITS U.K  —  We may have gotten a little caught up in spotlighting Tom Cruise's career slump lately, as his second act as an NFL mascot and amusement park greeter somehow seem beneath a man once considered the biggest box office star in the world.

Kate Beckinsale is the Ultimate MILF  —  It pretty much goes without saying, but I'm going to say it anyways.  Kate Beckinsale is ridiculously beautiful.  If it's at all possible, she seems to get even better looking as time goes on.  So much so, that Kate was passed over for the role …

Jessica Alba Is "The Most Kissable"  —  Sultry actress Alba has been voted the celeb men would most like to pucker up with, reports the Sun.  Her gorgeous body and perfect features had already made her a sensation among male fans, but now another one of her many assets …

KNIGHTLEY TO STAR IN MOTHER'S MOVIE  —  KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is set to star in a new movie written by her playwright mother SHARMAN MACDONALD.  THE BEST TIME OF OUR LIVES is based on a real-life incident in 1945 involving poet DYLAN THOMAS, his wife CAITLIN, and couple VERA PHILLIPS …

ABC Wins Thursday With 'Grey's'; 'Betty' Debuts  —  ABC was once again the top broadcast network on Thursdays in the adults 18 to 49 ratings group, thanks to its 9 p.m. (ET) medical drama "Grey's Anatomy."  The night also marked the debut of ABC's highly anticipated 8 p.m. drama "Ugly Betty."

Robin Williams Riffs on Rehab  —  With his trademark manic humor, Robin Williams spoke out Friday for the first time about his stint in rehab for treatment of alcoholism.  —  "I went to rehab the same day that Mel Gibson was arrested on (Pacific) Coast Highway," Williams said in an interview …

HOT FOR TEACHER LONG AGO  —  NICK Carter, 26, will never forget the first girl he had sex with - because she grew up to become the infamous blond Florida teacher who bedded a 13-year-old student.  The former Backstreet Boy told Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio yesterday that he dated Debbie LeFave …

Orlando Bloom gets close with Cruz  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Orlando Bloom has been getting close with Penelope Cruz.  —  The newly-single 'Pirate of the Caribbean' star was seen wit h the 'Volver' actress - who used to date Tom Cruise - at Hyde in Los Angeles on Monday (25.09.06).

Ryan Phillippe Goes To War  —  ...on film, of course.  —  Here are some behind-the-scenes pictures shot on the set of Kimberly Peirce's latest filim, "Stop-Loss," which stars Ryan Phillippe and Channing Tatum.  You're welcome to those of you who enjoy pictures of young men in uniform …

Jacko Settles Child Custody Dispute with Ex-Wife  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — Michael Jackson and his ex-wife, Deborah Rowe, have settled their lengthy legal battle over custody and visitation rights for their two children, her lawyer said Friday.  —  "We're still dealing with the details …

Dirty.  Drunk.  Nasty.  Pink  —  Dennis Rodman donned a pink, small, Playboy camisole in Las Vegas last night.  He partied with friends at Tangerine where he took part in their burlesque show.  He danced around the room with female guests and took off his cute little shirt during a striptease.

Beyonce Shouldn't Have Won  —  In a recent poll held by In Touch Weekly, readers voted Beyonce Knowles' butt as "Hollywood's Best Booty."  The top ten were: … The fact that Beyonce and Jessica Simpson are #1 and #2 on this list, is really all you need to know about the people who took this poll.