George in 999 dope dash  —  FEARS grew last night that George Michael is self-destructing as he was busted for drugs in his car AGAIN.  —  The wasted star was rushed to hospital after cops found him slumped at traffic lights.  —  George, 43, was later cautioned for possessing cannabis …

JANET-JUSTIN IN REUNION TALKS  —  THERE just might be a Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake reunion sooner than anyone expected.  —  Insiders in Jackson's camp said she is in talks with Timberlake's people to appear together in "some sort of big, live show like the Grammys or the Oscars" as the ultimate publicity stunt.

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony: Movie Offered Life Lessons  —  For Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, life is full of lessons.  —  For starters, Anthony says he'll play it safe now that he's researched the downward spiral of the late Puerto Rican salsa legend Hector Lavoe …

New Nerds and Comebacks Casting  —  Variety reports that Fox Atomic will begin filming in Altanta on October 9 for Revenge of the Nerds, a reimagining of the 1984 cult comedy being produced by McG and his Wonderland Sound & Vision partner David Manpearl.  Kyle Newman directs.

Storm clouds for an 'It Girl'  —  Dave Navarro must not read the gossip columns, or he'd know he was supposed to be dating a young lady by the name of Susan Howard.  —  A host of the recently completed "Rock Star: Supernova," Navarro has been hanging out with one of the show's sexy contestants, the elaborately named Storm Susan Large.

BREAKING NEWS: Here We Go Again!  —  Anyone want to take a guess as to what that mysterious womb-high bump Katie Holmes was spotted sporting at Tom's son's football game on Saturday might be?  Or why it's suddenly showing up right when buzz is beginning to build about Katie taking Tom's name?

Britney Spears calls listening to advice her "biggest mistake"  —  Britney Spears appears in a new interview and photoshoot in "Q" Magazine, which will feature 20 covers with different celebrities and accompanying stories as part of their 20th anniversary issue.

Isaac Hanson Gets Married  —  Isaac Hanson of the pop group Hanson married his longtime girlfriend, Nicole Dufresne, on Saturday in Oklahoma, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The groom, 25, and bride, 22, wed in a traditional ceremony at the Philbrook Museum of Art in Hanson's hometown of Tulsa.

Swilling and chilling on the Irv Boat  —  Music producer Swizz Beatz channeled the spirit of the bling-spattered party for hip-hop impresario Irv Gotti the other night aboard the 150-foot Utopia III.  —  "We got about $5 billion worth of people onboard!"  Swizzy shouted over the superyacht's …

ODD COUPLE?  —  IVANKA Trump is gorgeous, successful, and . . . dating Lance Armstrong?  Though hard to believe, that's the rumor on the West Coast.  And Trump, who will be the new spokeswoman for Tiffany as well as working at her father The Donald's firm, has been spending a lot of time in L.A. recently shooting "The Apprentice."

LOOK WHAT CAM OUT!  —  IT'S your lucky Diaz, guys.  Stunning star Cameron turns into a big tourist attraction by showing off her, erm, beauty spots on a Majorcan beach.  —  See our stunning slideshow here  —  The actress gave holidaymakers quite a view as she stripped off for a fashion shoot on the Spanish island.

At 'subUrbia,' actors look back in angst  —  Eric Bogosian's "subUrbia" reminded actors at Thursday's opening of the horror show that was their own adolescence.  —  The play, at the Second Stage Theatre, follows a group of young people through one debauched night.

Congratulations To Amanda Peet!  —  After a year of engagement, Amanda Peet finally married writer David Benioff in New York City over the weekend!  We managed to snap a few shots of the newlyweds trying to bolt from their reception Chelsea Art Gallery - no mean feat for the pregnant, wedding-dressed Peet!

Baby weight not a problem for Katie Holmes  —  Plus: No plastic surgery for Kate Beckinsale  —  One more reason to be jealous of Katie Holmes: After-baby weight was no worry for her.  —  MSNBC  —  TomKat watchers are buzzing about the dramatic weight loss by the once-pregnant half of the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes twosome.

THE BARE TRUTH  —  THE New York Times is said to have gotten all steamed up last week when one of its photographers got a bit overeager at a porn shoot in the Marc Jacobs store on Bleecker Street.  A source at Lucas Entertainment, which is producing an adult-version remake of "La Dolce Vita …