George in 999 dope dash  —  FEARS grew last night that George Michael is self-destructing as he was busted for drugs in his car AGAIN.  —  The wasted star was rushed to hospital after cops found him slumped at traffic lights.  —  George, 43, was later cautioned for possessing cannabis …

JANET-JUSTIN IN REUNION TALKS  —  THERE just might be a Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake reunion sooner than anyone expected.  —  Insiders in Jackson's camp said she is in talks with Timberlake's people to appear together in "some sort of big, live show like the Grammys or the Oscars" as the ultimate publicity stunt.

Storm clouds for an 'It Girl'  —  Dave Navarro must not read the gossip columns, or he'd know he was supposed to be dating a young lady by the name of Susan Howard.  —  A host of the recently completed "Rock Star: Supernova," Navarro has been hanging out with one of the show's sexy contestants, the elaborately named Storm Susan Large.

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony: Movie Offered Life Lessons  —  For Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, life is full of lessons.  —  For starters, Anthony says he'll play it safe now that he's researched the downward spiral of the late Puerto Rican salsa legend Hector Lavoe …

Isaac Hanson Gets Married  —  Isaac Hanson of the pop group Hanson married his longtime girlfriend, Nicole Dufresne, on Saturday in Oklahoma, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The groom, 25, and bride, 22, wed in a traditional ceremony at the Philbrook Museum of Art in Hanson's hometown of Tulsa.

Swilling and chilling on the Irv Boat  —  Music producer Swizz Beatz channeled the spirit of the bling-spattered party for hip-hop impresario Irv Gotti the other night aboard the 150-foot Utopia III.  —  "We got about $5 billion worth of people onboard!"  Swizzy shouted over the superyacht's …

New Nerds and Comebacks Casting  —  Variety reports that Fox Atomic will begin filming in Altanta on October 9 for Revenge of the Nerds, a reimagining of the 1984 cult comedy being produced by McG and his Wonderland Sound & Vision partner David Manpearl.  Kyle Newman directs.

ODD COUPLE?  —  IVANKA Trump is gorgeous, successful, and . . . dating Lance Armstrong?  Though hard to believe, that's the rumor on the West Coast.  And Trump, who will be the new spokeswoman for Tiffany as well as working at her father The Donald's firm, has been spending a lot of time in L.A. recently shooting "The Apprentice."

At 'subUrbia,' actors look back in angst  —  Eric Bogosian's "subUrbia" reminded actors at Thursday's opening of the horror show that was their own adolescence.  —  The play, at the Second Stage Theatre, follows a group of young people through one debauched night.

Elvis Presley bedded Monro in minutes claim  —  Elvis Presley bedded Marilyn Monroe within minutes of meeting her, it has been claimed.  —  The late rocker's former agent, Byron Raphael, kept details of the secret one-night stand quiet for 50 years, but has now revealed all in a US interview.

Baby weight not a problem for Katie Holmes  —  Plus: No plastic surgery for Kate Beckinsale  —  One more reason to be jealous of Katie Holmes: After-baby weight was no worry for her.  —  MSNBC  —  TomKat watchers are buzzing about the dramatic weight loss by the once-pregnant half of the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes twosome.

The New Hunk on Wisteria Lane  —  Josh Henderson (best known for dating Ashlee Simpson on The Ashlee Simpson Show) debuted his abs last night on Desperate Houseives, playing Edie's bad boy nephew, Austin Britt.  Watch the Josh Henderson shirtless scene below and check out the screencaps in the gallery!

Carter: 'i Cheated On Paris With Ashlee'.  —  Carter: 'i Cheated On Paris With Ashlee'.... Pop star Nick Carter cheated on former girlfriend Paris Hilton with her rival Ashlee Simpson, after hearing rumours the socialite had been sleeping with her House Of Wax co-star Chad Michael Murray.