Keanu And Lindsay?  "Whoa"  —  Check out who took off from Teddy's Lounge at precisely the same time on Saturday night - Keanu Reeves and Lindsay Lohan!  The two stars had (obviously) been doing a little bit of drinking in the bar before we got there - kinda leaves you wondering if they'd been doing anything else, huh?

George in 999 dope dash  —  FEARS grew last night that George Michael is self-destructing as he was busted for drugs in his car AGAIN.  —  The wasted star was rushed to hospital after cops found him slumped at traffic lights.  —  George, 43, was later cautioned for possessing cannabis …

JANET-JUSTIN IN REUNION TALKS  —  THERE just might be a Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake reunion sooner than anyone expected.  —  Insiders in Jackson's camp said she is in talks with Timberlake's people to appear together in "some sort of big, live show like the Grammys or the Oscars" as the ultimate publicity stunt.

Jennifer Lopez loves 'the way a woman loves'  —  Ohhh...what a wonderful ambiguous quote that can be interpreted as totally lesbian, even though I know that she's really just saying that she loves too fast and hard, like a whiney sappy emoting woman.  People magazine has this Jennifer Lopez quote about her life:

BREAKING NEWS: Here We Go Again!  —  Anyone want to take a guess as to what that mysterious womb-high bump Katie Holmes was spotted sporting at Tom's son's football game on Saturday might be?  Or why it's suddenly showing up right when buzz is beginning to build about Katie taking Tom's name?

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures  —  And a happy Monday morning to you too!  —  I was hoping to find some hi-res versions of these Katherine Heigl bikini pictures, but I figured I should give you all something nice to start off your week.  And, well, I can't really think of much that's better …

Greasy Bear Gets Denied  —  TMZ was at Hollywood hotspot Saturday night Hyde when we ran into billionaire bad boy Brandon Davis and his ever-so-large brother Jason.  —  Brandon, who usually shows up with the Hilton gang, is used to being treated like a celebrity.  On Saturday, however, things were different.

POPBYTES INTERVIEWS JAKE SHEARS!  —  Hey everyone!  So this past Friday I got to do a phone interview with Scissor Sisters main man hottie Jake Shears but the night before I was able to catch the first show of their North American tour in support of the band's second album Ta-Dah that just released in the US on Sept 26th.

Cameron Diaz Shows Off the Girls  —  While doing a photoshoot in Majorca, Cameron Diaz gave beachgoers something that they weren't expecting.  A little tit.  During her changing outfits during a photo shoot, Cameron showed off a bare breast or two. … Many more photos of Cameron Diaz from her Majorca photo shoot after the jump.

Winslet quits movies for full-time motherhood  —  On the face of it, Kate Winslet seems to have found the perfect balance between stardom and family life.  —  She is continually photographed with her two children having fun, looking relaxed and dressed casually, yet she is equally at home …

Judge orders Bobby Brown arrested after he skips support hearing  —  CANTON, Mass. —A family judge ordered Bobby Brown arrested if he steps foot in Massachusetts after he failed to show up at a hearing Monday over delinquent child support payments.  —  Brown's attorney said it's a …

Peet Takes Matrimonial Plunge  —  Sure she might be in one of the fall season's most lauded TV shows, but Amanda Peet starred in a bigger production this weekend: her wedding.  —  The star of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and screenwriter David Benioff tied the knot in their native New York on Saturday …

Ashton Rules the Weekend  —  Ashton won big time at the box office this weekend.  His animated flick Open Season debuted at number one, bringing in $23 million, and his other film, The Guardian, came in second.  Score for Ashton, and a big score for Sony!  Here's more:

ODD COUPLE?  —  IVANKA Trump is gorgeous, successful, and . . . dating Lance Armstrong?  Though hard to believe, that's the rumor on the West Coast.  And Trump, who will be the new spokeswoman for Tiffany as well as working at her father The Donald's firm, has been spending a lot of time in L.A. recently shooting "The Apprentice."

Avril Sorry for Paparazzi Run-Ins  —  Avril Lavigne is no fan of the paparazzi, but she admits she could behave better around them.  —  The singer, who turned 22 last Wednesday, has offered an apology on her Web site after reportedly clashing with - and spitting at - photographers in Los Angeles recently.

Police Continue Daniel Smith Investigation  —  The probe into the death of Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old son Daniel will continue following the release of the latest lab results, Bahamian Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Authorities there received lab results …

Another New Couple Alert: Lil Wayne+Solange  —  Yes, "WTF!" were the first words out of my mouth too.  It looks like a love for rappers runs in the family.  A souce VERY close to Dwayne Carter himself has informed me that his new lil boo is Solange Knowles.

An Alien Has Landed!  —  Looks like E.T. has a new girlfriend in Lil' Kim.  Al Sharpton was given a 52nd Birthday party by Spike Lee on October 1st and Kim was kind of enough to beam in from her planet.  This woman is turning into Michael Jackson and I love her and all, but bitch needs to stay away from the surgeon's table.