George in 999 dope dash  —  FEARS grew last night that George Michael is self-destructing as he was busted for drugs in his car AGAIN.  —  The wasted star was rushed to hospital after cops found him slumped at traffic lights.  —  George, 43, was later cautioned for possessing cannabis …

Keanu And Lindsay?  "Whoa"  —  Check out who took off from Teddy's Lounge at precisely the same time on Saturday night - Keanu Reeves and Lindsay Lohan!  The two stars had (obviously) been doing a little bit of drinking in the bar before we got there - kinda leaves you wondering if they'd been doing anything else, huh?

JANET-JUSTIN IN REUNION TALKS  —  THERE just might be a Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake reunion sooner than anyone expected.  —  Insiders in Jackson's camp said she is in talks with Timberlake's people to appear together in "some sort of big, live show like the Grammys or the Oscars" as the ultimate publicity stunt.

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony: Movie Offered Life Lessons  —  For Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, life is full of lessons.  —  For starters, Anthony says he'll play it safe now that he's researched the downward spiral of the late Puerto Rican salsa legend Hector Lavoe …

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures  —  And a happy Monday morning to you too!  —  I was hoping to find some hi-res versions of these Katherine Heigl bikini pictures, but I figured I should give you all something nice to start off your week.  And, well, I can't really think of much that's better …

Rachel Bilson is Even Cuter in Pajamas  —  Okay, so we all know that Rachel Bilson is a total cutie, but it really doesn't get much cuter than Rachel Bilson wearing Eskimo pajamas.  —  It's like someone took puppies, kittens, and baby seals, put them in a blender, and instead of a gross …

Avril Sorry for Paparazzi Run-Ins  —  Avril Lavigne is no fan of the paparazzi, but she admits she could behave better around them.  —  The singer, who turned 22 last Wednesday, has offered an apology on her Web site after reportedly clashing with - and spitting at - photographers in Los Angeles recently.

BREAKING NEWS: Here We Go Again!  —  Anyone want to take a guess as to what that mysterious womb-high bump Katie Holmes was spotted sporting at Tom's son's football game on Saturday might be?  Or why it's suddenly showing up right when buzz is beginning to build about Katie taking Tom's name?

POPBYTES INTERVIEWS JAKE SHEARS!  —  Hey everyone!  So this past Friday I got to do a phone interview with Scissor Sisters main man hottie Jake Shears but the night before I was able to catch the first show of their North American tour in support of the band's second album Ta-Dah that just released in the US on Sept 26th.

Greasy Bear Gets Denied  —  TMZ was at Hollywood hotspot Saturday night Hyde when we ran into billionaire bad boy Brandon Davis and his ever-so-large brother Jason.  —  Brandon, who usually shows up with the Hilton gang, is used to being treated like a celebrity.  On Saturday, however, things were different.

ODD COUPLE?  —  IVANKA Trump is gorgeous, successful, and . . . dating Lance Armstrong?  Though hard to believe, that's the rumor on the West Coast.  And Trump, who will be the new spokeswoman for Tiffany as well as working at her father The Donald's firm, has been spending a lot of time in L.A. recently shooting "The Apprentice."

Peet Takes Matrimonial Plunge  —  Sure she might be in one of the fall season's most lauded TV shows, but Amanda Peet starred in a bigger production this weekend: her wedding.  —  The star of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and screenwriter David Benioff tied the knot in their native New York on Saturday …

Storm clouds for an 'It Girl'  —  Dave Navarro must not read the gossip columns, or he'd know he was supposed to be dating a young lady by the name of Susan Howard.  —  A host of the recently completed "Rock Star: Supernova," Navarro has been hanging out with one of the show's sexy contestants, the elaborately named Storm Susan Large.

Baby weight not a problem for Katie Holmes  —  Plus: No plastic surgery for Kate Beckinsale  —  One more reason to be jealous of Katie Holmes: After-baby weight was no worry for her.  —  MSNBC  —  TomKat watchers are buzzing about the dramatic weight loss by the once-pregnant half of the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes twosome.

Ashton Rules the Weekend  —  Ashton won big time at the box office this weekend.  His animated flick Open Season debuted at number one, bringing in $23 million, and his other film, The Guardian, came in second.  Score for Ashton, and a big score for Sony!  Here's more:

Police Continue Daniel Smith Investigation  —  The probe into the death of Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old son Daniel will continue following the release of the latest lab results, Bahamian Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Authorities there received lab results …

Judge orders Bobby Brown arrested after he skips support hearing  —  CANTON, Mass. —A family judge ordered Bobby Brown arrested if he steps foot in Massachusetts after he failed to show up at a hearing Monday over delinquent child support payments.  —  Brown's attorney said it's a …

THE BARE TRUTH  —  THE New York Times is said to have gotten all steamed up last week when one of its photographers got a bit overeager at a porn shoot in the Marc Jacobs store on Bleecker Street.  A source at Lucas Entertainment, which is producing an adult-version remake of "La Dolce Vita …

Juliette Lewis is Scary  —  Mmm.  Is she partaking in some sort of tribal rain dance.  We could only hope.  The actress has been fulfilling her rock and roll dreams by performing with her band Juliette and the Licks.  She finds being up on stage rocking her heart out quite a bit more fulfilling than acting.