Anna Nicole's Ex Files Paternity Suit  —  This time, it's paternal.  —  Anna Nicole Smith's disgruntled ex-boyfriend and wannabe baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, filed suit Monday against the TrimSpa spokeswoman, demanding that she return to California with newborn daughter Dannielynn Hope in tow …

KEVIN BACK TO PARTYING WAYS  —  KEVIN Federline's second son with Britney Spears was born just three weeks ago, but already the aspiring rapper is back to his old bad-boy ways - leaving his wife and babies at home in Malibu to party up a storm in Las Vegas.  —  Just six months ago …

George Clooney Has Plans to Outsmart The Paparazzi  —  This is George's big plan to destroy the American public's salacious interest in celebrity photos.  From Yahoo! News: … Written by Lisa Timmons  —  (Image source)

Lindsay Lohan Leads With Her Chin(s)  —  I dunno why Lindsay decided to hit up Koi for dinner - clearly she'd be better suited for Chin Chin!  —  Yes, it's looking like Lindsay might need to go in for a tune-up - that double chin is getting out of control!

Brad Pitt and Marriage  —  I know a lot of men who are perfectly happy being single.  They have every excuse in the world why they're not ready to get married.  —  I thought I had heard everything until I read why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie say they won't be tying the knot anytime soon.

Jessica Biel and is a Muscle Man  —  A year ago at this time, Jessica Biel was named Sexiest Woman Alive, but what a difference a year makes.  Even though she still has her moments of extreme sexiness, Jessica Biel is becoming more manly every day.

Jessica and John's Secret Tryst?  —  Could Jessica Simpson and John Mayer be hooking up again?  Maybe so.  —  TMZ spies were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when John Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of our spies.  Our spy says Mayer invited her up to his room to "talk."

VIEW OF MIAMI  —  STAR Jones and her hubby, Al Reynolds, have fled Manhattan for the sunnier climes of Miami while they try to come up with new careers.  Spies say they've holed up in a rented apartment in South Beach to "escape from the pressure of New York" while she flies back and forth …

Chyna Denied from Hyde ... "Idol" Reject Watches  —  Our new favorite train wreck, Chyna Doll, has officially joined Tara Reid and Brandon Davis in the I-can't-get-into-Hyde club.  —  After leaving Shag, another club in Hollywood, the wrestler-turned-Playboy model-turned-walking disaster showed …

Cute Jakey G!  —  As you all know, I never need an excuse to post cute pics of Jakey G, especially since he shaved his beard.  Who is this mystery woman he is laughing it up with?  As for his buddy Lance, it looks like he is never far from his mind.  Jakey G is sporting his yellow LiveStrong bracelet proudly.

Nick Cheated on Paris with Pieces of Ashlee Simpson  —  Now we know why they don't call them Backstreet Men.  When Backstreet Boy Nick Carter learned that Paris Hilton was cheating on him with Sophia Bush's fiancé, Chad Michael Murray, he took the mature approach.

Sleep Talking  —  Pink reader L sent in this promo picture from Kevin Federline's acting debut on the CBS hit show CSI ... I feel it is my duty to remind you all that this episode of CSI, titled Fannysmackin', featuring Kevin Federline who plays the role of "punk" will air on October 12th:

WORD TOSSER  —  MICKEY Rourke says calling somebody a "fag" is OK in his book.  Talking about our item last month on his near-fight with a drunken fan at Macelleria downtown, the tough guy actor tells this week's Time Out: "He was really, really out of control - some big [bleep]in' obnoxious fag.