Keanu And Lindsay?  "Whoa"  —  Check out who took off from Teddy's Lounge at precisely the same time on Saturday night - Keanu Reeves and Lindsay Lohan!  The two stars had (obviously) been doing a little bit of drinking in the bar before we got there - kinda leaves you wondering if they'd been doing anything else, huh?

Winslet quits movies for full-time motherhood  —  On the face of it, Kate Winslet seems to have found the perfect balance between stardom and family life.  —  She is continually photographed with her two children having fun, looking relaxed and dressed casually, yet she is equally at home …

KEVIN BACK TO PARTYING WAYS  —  KEVIN Federline's second son with Britney Spears was born just three weeks ago, but already the aspiring rapper is back to his old bad-boy ways - leaving his wife and babies at home in Malibu to party up a storm in Las Vegas.  —  Just six months ago …

Paternity Suit Filed Against Anna Nicole  —  The Anna Nicole baby drama just got legal as Larry Birkhead filed a paternity suit against Anna Nicole Smith, his lawyer said Monday.  The suit is requesting a judge to order Anna Nicole return her daughter Dannie Lynn to California …

FOOTY STAR TO COACH MADDOX  —  It seems there are certainly perks to having Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as parents.  —  Little Maddox is set to have some very special private lessons, thanks to his dad using his charm and influence.  —  The little cutie is said to be showing promise as a future footy star.

Cameron Diaz Shows Off the Girls  —  While doing a photoshoot in Majorca, Cameron Diaz gave beachgoers something that they weren't expecting.  A little tit.  During her changing outfits during a photo shoot, Cameron showed off a bare breast or two. … Many more photos of Cameron Diaz from her Majorca photo shoot after the jump.

From Foley, naked display of weirdness  —  Like many a public figure caught doing bad things (such as E-mailing sexual come-ons to teenage male House pages), ex-Palm Beach, Fla., Rep. Mark Foley has copped to alcoholism and entered rehab.  —  But even in Washington, jaws are dropping …

Paris Hilton is an Ass  —  Well, the big new today is that Paris Hilton was wearing a really short dress the other night when she went out clubbing, and let's just say, she made an ass of herself.  Literally.  —  There's nothing surprising about this at all really.

Jennie Garth, Peter Facinelli Welcome Baby Girl  —  Former 90210 star Jennie Garth and husband actor Peter Facinelli have welcomed their third child, a baby girl, their rep tells PEOPLE.  —  Fiona Eve Facinelli was born Saturday at 6:30 a.m. and weighed in at 7 lbs. 8 oz.

Judge orders Bobby Brown arrested after he skips support hearing  —  CANTON, Mass. —A family judge ordered Bobby Brown arrested if he steps foot in Massachusetts after he failed to show up at a hearing Monday over delinquent child support payments.  —  Brown's attorney said it's a …

'Jericho' mystery man Ulrich opens up  —  LOS ANGELES - Skeet Ulrich of the new CBS series "Jericho" once thought it might be fun to be mysterious about the origins of his unusual nickname.  —  "Early on, when I first started making movies and doing interviews, I wanted to have a different story …

An Alien Has Landed!  —  Looks like E.T. has a new girlfriend in Lil' Kim.  Al Sharpton was given a 52nd Birthday party by Spike Lee on October 1st and Kim was kind of enough to beam in from her planet.  This woman is turning into Michael Jackson and I love her and all, but bitch needs to stay away from the surgeon's table.

Beyoncé Boozes It Up  —  Displaying a side rarely seen, Beyoncé Knowles stumbled out of a party at an after-show party for her BF, Jay-Z, three sheets to the wind.  From Tonight: … Many more photos of Beyonce (along with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow) from the party after the jump.

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures  —  And a happy Monday morning to you too!  —  I was hoping to find some hi-res versions of these Katherine Heigl bikini pictures, but I figured I should give you all something nice to start off your week.  And, well, I can't really think of much that's better …

Carrie Underwood joins literacy campaign  —  OKLAHOMA CITY - "American Idol" Carrie Underwood is the latest celebrity to appear on a poster for the Oklahoma Library Association's "Read Y'all" literacy campaign.  —  Posters featuring the country singer from Checotah will be distributed free …

FALLING STAR  —  BUDDY, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?  No wonder AL REYNOLDS moved out on his wife - ex-"View" co-host STAR JONES was spotted at a Madhattan Starbucks cadging buck$$ to buy coffee!  Star ordered her caffeine beverage, rummaged around in her purse dramatically …

Greasy Bear Gets Denied  —  TMZ was at Hollywood hotspot Saturday night Hyde when we ran into billionaire bad boy Brandon Davis and his ever-so-large brother Jason.  —  Brandon, who usually shows up with the Hilton gang, is used to being treated like a celebrity.  On Saturday, however, things were different.

Insanely Hot Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures  —  I know that I make fun of Carmen Electra a lot, especially the way she became famous by shacking up with Prince and for being useless.  However, I decided that I'd shut my mouth today because anything I'd say would sound stupid seeing …