Anna Nicole's Ex Demands Paternity Test  —  Anna Nicole Smith's ex-boyfriend and aspiring baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, filed suit in Los Angeles Superior Court Monday, demanding that Smith return to the U.S. with newborn daughter Dannielynn Hope and submit the baby to a paternity test, E! reports.

KEVIN BACK TO PARTYING WAYS  —  KEVIN Federline's second son with Britney Spears was born just three weeks ago, but already the aspiring rapper is back to his old bad-boy ways - leaving his wife and babies at home in Malibu to party up a storm in Las Vegas.  —  Just six months ago …

Lindsay Lohan Leads With Her Chin(s)  —  I dunno why Lindsay decided to hit up Koi for dinner - clearly she'd be better suited for Chin Chin!  —  Yes, it's looking like Lindsay might need to go in for a tune-up - that double chin is getting out of control!

Chyna Denied from Hyde ... "Idol" Reject Watches  —  Our new favorite train wreck, Chyna Doll, has officially joined Tara Reid and Brandon Davis in the I-can't-get-into-Hyde club.  —  After leaving Shag, another club in Hollywood, the wrestler-turned-Playboy model-turned-walking disaster showed …

VIEW OF MIAMI  —  STAR Jones and her hubby, Al Reynolds, have fled Manhattan for the sunnier climes of Miami while they try to come up with new careers.  Spies say they've holed up in a rented apartment in South Beach to "escape from the pressure of New York" while she flies back and forth …

Nick Cheated on Paris with Pieces of Ashlee Simpson  —  Now we know why they don't call them Backstreet Men.  When Backstreet Boy Nick Carter learned that Paris Hilton was cheating on him with Sophia Bush's fiancé, Chad Michael Murray, he took the mature approach.

Makeover of the day: Scarlett Johansson  —  Nose job alert!!  Seriously, who would ever have guessed this cute but average looking girl would someday be named the Sexiest Woman Alive?  Not me.  —  Her newly purchased nose looks great.  Definitely a good move.

WORD TOSSER  —  MICKEY Rourke says calling somebody a "fag" is OK in his book.  Talking about our item last month on his near-fight with a drunken fan at Macelleria downtown, the tough guy actor tells this week's Time Out: "He was really, really out of control - some big [bleep]in' obnoxious fag.

Paris Hilton's ass-flash tour of terror  —  While many dismiss Paris Hilton as a talentless idiot, we gotta point out her butt has more theatrical diversity and gets more media exposure than many of today's stars...  Paris Hilton scares black men with her saggy white ass.  —  Paris flashes something even worse

Beyonce Glams It Up  —  Beyonce made a quick appearance at the Glamorama event in Chicago this past Friday.  The singer, her sister Solange, and mother Tina we're all in attendance at the event which cost $1,000 a person to attend. … More photos of Beyonce from the Glamorama event after the jump.

Jennie Garth, Peter Facinelli Welcome Baby Girl  —  Former 90210 star Jennie Garth and husband actor Peter Facinelli have welcomed their third child, a baby girl, their rep tells PEOPLE.  —  Fiona Eve Facinelli was born Saturday at 6:30 a.m. and weighed in at 7 lbs. 8 oz.

What's Matt Doing With His Toothbrush?  —  We all know Matt McConaughey is a bit eccentric and Friday was no different.  The straggly bearded actor made his way out of his Malibu house with a toothbrush in his mouth and proceeded to brush them (sans water) as he made his way through LA.

FOOTY STAR TO COACH MADDOX  —  It seems there are certainly perks to having Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as parents.  —  Little Maddox is set to have some very special private lessons, thanks to his dad using his charm and influence.  —  The little cutie is said to be showing promise as a future footy star.

From Foley, naked display of weirdness  —  Like many a public figure caught doing bad things (such as E-mailing sexual come-ons to teenage male House pages), ex-Palm Beach, Fla., Rep. Mark Foley has copped to alcoholism and entered rehab.  —  But even in Washington, jaws are dropping …

Kate Beckinsale Is Absolutely Stunning  —  Recently, Adam Sandler and his "Click" co-star Kate Beckinsale stepped out at the San Sebastian Festival to premiere their latest flick.  Which is weird because it's coming out on DVD soon, why a premiere?  Never mind that, let's chat about how great Kate looks!

Bloodrayne: Part Deux!  —  According to an inside dude named 'Boll-Beater', infamous German videogame director Uwe Boll is setting his boxing gloves aside for now, so that he can continue directing POSTAL, based on the videogame of the same name, and ultimately get back to a couple of his previous films …

George Michael denies drug problem  —  George Michael insists he doesn't "have a problem with drugs", despite being found slumped at the wheel of his car for the second time this year.  —  The former Wham star was discovered by police in a "semi-conscious state" in his Mercedes …