Anna Nicole's Ex Files Paternity Suit  —  This time, it's paternal.  —  Anna Nicole Smith's disgruntled ex-boyfriend and wannabe baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, filed suit Monday against the TrimSpa spokeswoman, demanding that she return to California with newborn daughter Dannielynn Hope in tow …

KEVIN BACK TO PARTYING WAYS  —  KEVIN Federline's second son with Britney Spears was born just three weeks ago, but already the aspiring rapper is back to his old bad-boy ways - leaving his wife and babies at home in Malibu to party up a storm in Las Vegas.  —  Just six months ago …

Lindsay Lohan Leads With Her Chin(s)  —  I dunno why Lindsay decided to hit up Koi for dinner - clearly she'd be better suited for Chin Chin!  —  Yes, it's looking like Lindsay might need to go in for a tune-up - that double chin is getting out of control!

Jessica and John's Secret Tryst?  —  Could Jessica Simpson and John Mayer be hooking up again?  Maybe so.  —  TMZ spies were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when John Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of our spies.  Our spy says Mayer invited her up to his room to "talk."

VIEW OF MIAMI  —  STAR Jones and her hubby, Al Reynolds, have fled Manhattan for the sunnier climes of Miami while they try to come up with new careers.  Spies say they've holed up in a rented apartment in South Beach to "escape from the pressure of New York" while she flies back and forth …

Brad Pitt and Marriage  —  I know a lot of men who are perfectly happy being single.  They have every excuse in the world why they're not ready to get married.  —  I thought I had heard everything until I read why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie say they won't be tying the knot anytime soon.

Chyna Denied from Hyde ... "Idol" Reject Watches  —  Our new favorite train wreck, Chyna Doll, has officially joined Tara Reid and Brandon Davis in the I-can't-get-into-Hyde club.  —  After leaving Shag, another club in Hollywood, the wrestler-turned-Playboy model-turned-walking disaster showed …

Nick Cheated on Paris with Pieces of Ashlee Simpson  —  Now we know why they don't call them Backstreet Men.  When Backstreet Boy Nick Carter learned that Paris Hilton was cheating on him with Sophia Bush's fiancé, Chad Michael Murray, he took the mature approach.

Weezer Says It's NOT Miller Time!  —  TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed by the rock group Weezer against the Miller Brewing Company.  The lawsuit, filed Thursday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, alleges the beermaker used the name 'Weezer' in several ads that ran in Rolling Stone magazine in 2004.

WORD TOSSER  —  MICKEY Rourke says calling somebody a "fag" is OK in his book.  Talking about our item last month on his near-fight with a drunken fan at Macelleria downtown, the tough guy actor tells this week's Time Out: "He was really, really out of control - some big [bleep]in' obnoxious fag.

Josh Hartnett is a Poser  —  Yes, I will admit it, Josh Hartnett is pretty.  In this photo shoot for Vogue Hommes, the actor poses and looks pensive (who says modeling isn't a version of acting).  I'm not digging the shaggy hair in front of the face, but he does wear a suit well.

Brody's Revenge  —  Brody Jenner's apparently got a thing for the girls of reality TV — specifically blondes from "Laguna Beach."  —  The "Prince of Malibu" was spotted heading into Shag last night with none other than Lauren Conrad, the well-known arch-enemy of his ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari.

What's Matt Doing With His Toothbrush?  —  We all know Matt McConaughey is a bit eccentric and Friday was no different.  The straggly bearded actor made his way out of his Malibu house with a toothbrush in his mouth and proceeded to brush them (sans water) as he made his way through LA.