Anna Nicole's Ex Files Paternity Suit  —  This time, it's paternal.  —  Anna Nicole Smith's disgruntled ex-boyfriend and wannabe baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, filed suit Monday against the TrimSpa spokeswoman, demanding that she return to California with newborn daughter Dannielynn Hope in tow …

Tori Spelling Pregnant!  —  Access Hollywood has been holding our tongues for weeks.  But now we can finally confirm the good news that Tori Spelling is pregnant.  —  Access found out last month in Jamaica during the Access Hollywood Royal Plantation Celebrity Golf Tournament where Tori …

Clooney: Date many to outwit paparazzi  —  NEW YORK - Paparazzi, beware.  George Clooney has a plan to put celeb-snapping photographers out of business.  "Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs," Clooney says in the November issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands Oct. 10.

KEVIN BACK TO PARTYING WAYS  —  KEVIN Federline's second son with Britney Spears was born just three weeks ago, but already the aspiring rapper is back to his old bad-boy ways - leaving his wife and babies at home in Malibu to party up a storm in Las Vegas.  —  Just six months ago …

Jessica and John's Secret Tryst?  —  Could Jessica Simpson and John Mayer be hooking up again?  Maybe so.  —  TMZ spies were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when John Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of our spies.  Our spy says Mayer invited her up to his room to "talk."

Brad Pitt and Marriage  —  I know a lot of men who are perfectly happy being single.  They have every excuse in the world why they're not ready to get married.  —  I thought I had heard everything until I read why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie say they won't be tying the knot anytime soon.

Jessica Biel and is a Muscle Man  —  A year ago at this time, Jessica Biel was named Sexiest Woman Alive, but what a difference a year makes.  Even though she still has her moments of extreme sexiness, Jessica Biel is becoming more manly every day.

BACHELOR PRINCE A ROYAL PHONY  —  In promoting its new season of The Bachelor, ABC has been seemingly forthcoming about the background of its star, titular single guy and "Italian prince" Lorenzo Borghese.  Stories about the show, which premiers tonight, have noted that Borghese actually grew …

Guess That Bling  —  Just because the weather's starting to get a little chilly here in Los Angeles (mid-sixties!?  What is this, Boston?) doesn't make the stars any less likely to break out the ice!  Can you guess who rocked which rocks?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Papa Joe Simpson is an Excellent Driver  —  TMZ is reporting that Joe Simpson was in a little embarrassing accident Saturday night while leaving the grand opening of his daughter's BFF's salon: … Maybe it's because a member of his family is on here every day or because he's such a creepy bastard …

Lindsay Lohan Leads With Her Chin(s)  —  I dunno why Lindsay decided to hit up Koi for dinner - clearly she'd be better suited for Chin Chin!  —  Yes, it's looking like Lindsay might need to go in for a tune-up - that double chin is getting out of control!

Sleep Talking  —  Pink reader L sent in this promo picture from Kevin Federline's acting debut on the CBS hit show CSI ... I feel it is my duty to remind you all that this episode of CSI, titled Fannysmackin', featuring Kevin Federline who plays the role of "punk" will air on October 12th:

Paris nets tennis hunk Andy  —  Smashing ... Andy chats up Paris in Las Vegas nightclub  —  STUNNING PARIS HILTON has found herself a new love match in tennis star ANDY RODDICK.  —  My snappers caught the couple flirting at Las Vegas' trendy Tao nightclub this weekend.

What's Matt Doing With His Toothbrush?  —  We all know Matt McConaughey is a bit eccentric and Friday was no different.  The straggly bearded actor made his way out of his Malibu house with a toothbrush in his mouth and proceeded to brush them (sans water) as he made his way through LA.

VIEW OF MIAMI  —  STAR Jones and her hubby, Al Reynolds, have fled Manhattan for the sunnier climes of Miami while they try to come up with new careers.  Spies say they've holed up in a rented apartment in South Beach to "escape from the pressure of New York" while she flies back and forth …

Fans shocked by Harry Potter's off-color skit  —  Plus: Was David Hasselhoff drunk on live TV?  —  As Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe is squeaky clean, but in real life, the actor's not above acting in a risque sketch.  —  MSNBC  —  Daniel Radcliffe isn't the squeaky clean boy wizard some "Harry Potter" fans think he is.

Chyna Denied from Hyde ... "Idol" Reject Watches  —  Our new favorite train wreck, Chyna Doll, has officially joined Tara Reid and Brandon Davis in the I-can't-get-into-Hyde club.  —  After leaving Shag, another club in Hollywood, the wrestler-turned-Playboy model-turned-walking disaster showed …