Anna Nicole's Ex Files Paternity Suit  —  This time, it's paternal.  —  Anna Nicole Smith's disgruntled ex-boyfriend and wannabe baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, filed suit Monday against the TrimSpa spokeswoman, demanding that she return to California with newborn daughter Dannielynn Hope in tow …

KEVIN BACK TO PARTYING WAYS  —  KEVIN Federline's second son with Britney Spears was born just three weeks ago, but already the aspiring rapper is back to his old bad-boy ways - leaving his wife and babies at home in Malibu to party up a storm in Las Vegas.  —  Just six months ago …

George Clooney Has Plans to Outsmart The Paparazzi  —  This is George's big plan to destroy the American public's salacious interest in celebrity photos.  From Yahoo! News: … Written by Lisa Timmons  —  (Image source)

Brad Pitt and Marriage  —  I know a lot of men who are perfectly happy being single.  They have every excuse in the world why they're not ready to get married.  —  I thought I had heard everything until I read why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie say they won't be tying the knot anytime soon.

Jessica and John's Secret Tryst?  —  Could Jessica Simpson and John Mayer be hooking up again?  Maybe so.  —  TMZ spies were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when John Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of our spies.  Our spy says Mayer invited her up to his room to "talk."

Tori Spelling in Toronto to share baby news  —  John Kennedy, canada.com  —  Tori Spelling is in Toronto to show off her bulging belly to her husband's friends and family.  —  As first reported on canada.com/entertainment on Sept. 25, Spelling is expecting her first child with Canadian actor Dean McDermott, whom she married in May.

Jessica Biel and is a Muscle Man  —  A year ago at this time, Jessica Biel was named Sexiest Woman Alive, but what a difference a year makes.  Even though she still has her moments of extreme sexiness, Jessica Biel is becoming more manly every day.

Bobby Brown Warned Over Child Support  —  A judge in Massachusetts added to Bobby Brown's troubles on Monday, ordering him arrested if he steps foot in the state, after Brown skipped a court hearing over delinquent child-support payments to Kim Ward, the mother of two of his children.

Lindsay Lohan Leads With Her Chin(s)  —  I dunno why Lindsay decided to hit up Koi for dinner - clearly she'd be better suited for Chin Chin!  —  Yes, it's looking like Lindsay might need to go in for a tune-up - that double chin is getting out of control!

Kate Beckinsale Is Absolutely Stunning  —  Recently, Adam Sandler and his "Click" co-star Kate Beckinsale stepped out at the San Sebastian Festival to premiere their latest flick.  Which is weird because it's coming out on DVD soon, why a premiere?  Never mind that, let's chat about how great Kate looks!

VIEW OF MIAMI  —  STAR Jones and her hubby, Al Reynolds, have fled Manhattan for the sunnier climes of Miami while they try to come up with new careers.  Spies say they've holed up in a rented apartment in South Beach to "escape from the pressure of New York" while she flies back and forth …

'Lost' fans swamp Waikiki to see cast  —  HONOLULU - Thousands of fans swamped Waikiki to get a glimpse of the stars of ABC's castaway drama "Lost" and see a preview of the third season.  —  The entire cast of the show attended the red-carpet event Saturday night to promote the season premiere, which airs Wednesday.

Chyna Denied from Hyde ... "Idol" Reject Watches  —  Our new favorite train wreck, Chyna Doll, has officially joined Tara Reid and Brandon Davis in the I-can't-get-into-Hyde club.  —  After leaving Shag, another club in Hollywood, the wrestler-turned-Playboy model-turned-walking disaster showed …

Papa Joe Simpson is an Excellent Driver  —  TMZ is reporting that Joe Simpson was in a little embarrassing accident Saturday night while leaving the grand opening of his daughter's BFF's salon: … Maybe it's because a member of his family is on here every day or because he's such a creepy bastard …

Fans shocked by Harry Potter's off-color skit  —  Plus: Was David Hasselhoff drunk on live TV?  —  As Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe is squeaky clean, but in real life, the actor's not above acting in a risque sketch.  —  MSNBC  —  Daniel Radcliffe isn't the squeaky clean boy wizard some "Harry Potter" fans think he is.

Beyonce Wins Lawsuit  —  Last year Beyonce got sued by a lady who claimed the words from Baby Boy were stolen.  After comparing the two songs, the judge found the songs "substantially dissimilar."  In response, Beyonce said, "It's unfortunate that lawsuits such as this one occur …

Kirsten Dunst Is Turning Up The Heat  —  When I first saw these pictures of Kirsten Dunst in knee high socks, it appeared to me that she was going for that cute catholic schoolgirl look.  But then I realized that Kirsten isn't really all that cute, and catholic schoolgirls don't wear jean shorts.