Travis Breaks Up, Shanna Speaks Out  —  In a town where principles are not always in abundance, it's nice to know karma is still alive and kicking.  —  Travis Barker, the former Blink-182 drummer and inexplicable fight-worthy object of affection for Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler …

FOUR AND A HALF NAKED MEN  —  Warning: What you are about to see is not for the weak of heart or the full of stomach.  Simply put, it's four naked celebs (John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen and William H. Macy) wading in the water like four polar bears during hibernation.

Hey Jude!  Have you had too much to drink?  —  Jude Law and Sienna Miller were back together last night, and it seems that Law let his emotions run away with himself.  —  Sienna turned up to a Pepe Jeans party at 17 Berkeley Street in Mayfair just before 9pm, and Jude turned up around an hour later.

BRAD EXCLUSIVE: THREE KIDS ISN'T ENOUGH.. I WANT A SOCCER TEAM  —  WHEN he dumped everybody's favourite Friend and went off with his S&M-loving, twice divorced co-star, Hollywood feared the worst for Brad Pitt.  —  As with Tom Cruise's recent career meltdown, they thought his good guy image would be tarnished for ever.

Inside Anna Nicole's Surprise Ceremony  —  In the early morning hours of Sept. 28 Anna Nicole Smith, her lawyer and confidant Howard K. Stern and a nanny clutching Smith's 3-week-old daughter Dannielynn Hope slipped aboard the 41-ft. catamaran Margaritaville and pushed out to sea off the coast of the Bahamas' Paradise Island.

Nicole Richie & Brody Jenner Split  —  Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner ended their relationship Wednesday.  "Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain friends," Richie's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  Richie and Jenner had been dating since August, but have known each other since they were toddlers.

Newsflash!  Alicia Keys Is Not A Swimsuit Model  —  No, that's not Oprah Winfrey my friends.  Oprah is much thinner.  That's R & B singer Alicia Keys chilling out by the pool.  I heard a rumor she's slated to be the main attraction at Seaworld this winter......  .....as a singer of course!

Bichie Put Down?  —  Body language experts, give us your read on this ... The two left Coogie's restaurant in Malibu this morning at 11:30 am and they do not look too romantic.  According to PerezHilton.com, Nicole dumped Brody today and according to X17, here's what she did the rest of the day:

Keith says someone planted the books in his room; Vincent threatened to quit because of his laundry  —  The "never before seen footage" on reunion shows tends to consist of footage that was not shown before for good reason, usually because it's dreadfully boring.

Man sues R.Kelly, says rap star beat him  —  CHICAGO - A man describing himself as a "mentor and guide" to R. Kelly since he was a teenager is suing the singer, alleging that he attacked him and reneged on an agreement to pay him for a song idea.  In a suit filed Wednesday, Henry "Love" …

Eva Longoria's relationship getting 'Desperate'  —  Plus: Britney's taking no chances with car safety for baby Sutton Pierce  —  The complications in Eva Longoria's romance with basketball star Tony Parker are starting to sound like something from an evening soap.

Jessica Simpson Has a Push Up Bra  —  If Jessica Simpson wants to keep being famous, she probably shouldn't have gone down three cup sizes then worn a see through shirt.  You're not supposed to go from DDs to buying gel inserts and kleenex overnight.  DDs make people like you.

Chart-toppers Ludacris, Janet suffer lower sales  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rapper Ludacris scored his third No. 1 on the U.S. pop album charts Wednesday, while Janet Jackson's new release opened with her lowest numbers in almost a decade, Billboard reported.

Posh & Katie in Paris!  —  As reported earlier, Posh Beckham met Katie Holmes in Paris today for fashion week.  The two are seen here on their way to the YSL show.  Katie is a giant woman and I'm afraid for Posh.  Katie will devour her on Tom's command.  Honestly, is Katie growing?

Penelope Premieres Volver in NY  —  Penelope has been premiering Volver for what seems like years all around the world and now the film has made it to NYC.  Pretty Penelope looked fabulous and is receiving rave reviews for her role in Volver.  Still no confirmation from Penelope on whether …

Davis Tries (Again) at Hyde, Gets Denied  —  Apparently Jason Davis loves the feeling of rejection.  —  The less-fortunate brother of Brandon Davis tried in vain to get into Hyde last night and was denied ... again.  This marks the third time TMZ's cameras have caught the wannabe-socialite shut out of the hip Hollywood club.

Jessica Biel might be Gumby  —  If you've ever wondered how Jessica Biel gets her body apparently it's by training like she's gonna try out for Cirque du Soleil.  She was spotted working out outside Pro Gym in Brentwood doing whatever the heck it is she's doing up there.

There's no faking it in `Shortbus'  —  LOS ANGELES - When a longtime married couple bounces all over the bed in every imaginable position in "Shortbus," or when a particularly limber character bends into a yoga pose that proves he, um, never has to leave the house, that's all real sex, not simulated.

Hilary Duff: Too Much Nice, Not Enough Spice  —  Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have been together for more than 2 years and the pop tart says there's a secret for keeping things spicy.  Duff tells Life & Style magazine that the two constantly leave each other "a lot of secret notes," to keep the flame alive.

Emmy Rossum Nipple Slip Pictures  —  Alright all you sharp-eyed, nipple lovers, it's time to get out your digital magnifying glasses.  Why?  Because if it hadn't been for a good friend of Egotastic!, I would have never noticed these Emmy Rossum nipple slip pictures.