FOUR AND A HALF NAKED MEN  —  Warning: What you are about to see is not for the weak of heart or the full of stomach.  Simply put, it's four naked celebs (John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen and William H. Macy) wading in the water like four polar bears during hibernation.

Hey Jude!  Have you had too much to drink?  —  Jude Law and Sienna Miller were back together last night, and it seems that Law let his emotions run away with himself.  —  Sienna turned up to a Pepe Jeans party at 17 Berkeley Street in Mayfair just before 9pm, and Jude turned up around an hour later.

BRAD EXCLUSIVE: THREE KIDS ISN'T ENOUGH.. I WANT A SOCCER TEAM  —  WHEN he dumped everybody's favourite Friend and went off with his S&M-loving, twice divorced co-star, Hollywood feared the worst for Brad Pitt.  —  As with Tom Cruise's recent career meltdown, they thought his good guy image would be tarnished for ever.

Eva Longoria's relationship getting 'Desperate'  —  Plus: Britney's taking no chances with car safety for baby Sutton Pierce  —  The complications in Eva Longoria's romance with basketball star Tony Parker are starting to sound like something from an evening soap.

Chart-toppers Ludacris, Janet suffer lower sales  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rapper Ludacris scored his third No. 1 on the U.S. pop album charts Wednesday, while Janet Jackson's new release opened with her lowest numbers in almost a decade, Billboard reported.

Man sues R.Kelly, says rap star beat him  —  CHICAGO - A man describing himself as a "mentor and guide" to R. Kelly since he was a teenager is suing the singer, alleging that he attacked him and reneged on an agreement to pay him for a song idea.  In a suit filed Wednesday, Henry "Love" …

Tina Yothers: I'm Ready to Wear a Bikini  —  Even after losing 42 lbs., dropping five dress sizes and winning the fourth season of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, Tina Yothers still didn't realize how much her body had changed - until she tried to toast her victory at one of her favorite L.A. eateries, In-N-Out Burger.

Jessica Simpson Has a Push Up Bra  —  If Jessica Simpson wants to keep being famous, she probably shouldn't have gone down three cup sizes then worn a see through shirt.  You're not supposed to go from DDs to buying gel inserts and kleenex overnight.  DDs make people like you.

Travis Breaks Up, Shanna Speaks Out  —  In a town where principles are not always in abundance, it's nice to know karma is still alive and kicking.  —  Travis Barker, the former Blink-182 drummer and inexplicable fight-worthy object of affection for Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler …

Hilary Duff: Too Much Nice, Not Enough Spice  —  Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have been together for more than 2 years and the pop tart says there's a secret for keeping things spicy.  Duff tells Life & Style magazine that the two constantly leave each other "a lot of secret notes," to keep the flame alive.

Rachel Bilson And JC Chasez Are Not *NSYNC  —  The O.C.'s cutest couple, Rachel Bilson, 25, and Adam Brody, 26, may be heading for a split, insiders say.  The duo, who have been together for nearly 3 years, haven't been spending much time together lately.  Instead, Rachel has been painting …

Bichie Put Down?  —  Body language experts, give us your read on this ... The two left Coogie's restaurant in Malibu this morning at 11:30 am and they do not look too romantic.  According to PerezHilton.com, Nicole dumped Brody today and according to X17, here's what she did the rest of the day:

JESSICA TURNING INTO COURTNEY?  —  oh my gosh!  the latest issue of STAR magazine insults my girl courtney love in a major way by comparing her to miss 'mess of the moment' jessica simpson - even claiming simpson is turning into love! yes jessica's a total trainwreck but she has no real talent …

There's no faking it in `Shortbus'  —  LOS ANGELES - When a longtime married couple bounces all over the bed in every imaginable position in "Shortbus," or when a particularly limber character bends into a yoga pose that proves he, um, never has to leave the house, that's all real sex, not simulated.

Nick Carter Apologizes To Ashlee Simpson  —  Nick Carter may be getting success with his latest reality TV show "House of Carters" but this Backstreet Boy is getting heat for not keeping his mouth shut about former flames.  Nick was on KISS fm this morning chatting with Ryan Seacrest.

Inside Anna Nicole's Surprise Ceremony  —  In the early morning hours of Sept. 28 Anna Nicole Smith, her lawyer and confidant Howard K. Stern and a nanny clutching Smith's 3-week-old daughter Dannielynn Hope slipped aboard the 41-ft. catamaran Margaritaville and pushed out to sea off the coast of the Bahamas' Paradise Island.

Ashton Kutcher Has Pec Envy  —  The "Punk'd" star admits that he'd like to body-snatch Brad Pitt.  From Female First.co.uk: … Written by Lisa Timmons  —  (Image source)