Andy Dick and his son are good Buds  —  I guess folks will just have to trust rehab denizen Andy Dick when he insists that there's nothing wrong with his underage son Lucas drinking a beer in public.  —  "No, no, no - he's not an alcoholic like me," Dick told Lowdown at the Meatpacking …

Paris Takes a Lickin', Keeps on Shoppin'  —  Just hours after getting into a bar brawl with Shanna Moakler over Travis Barker at Hyde, Paris Hilton did what she does best, well second best, and went shopping on Melrose Ave.  Wednesday.  —  Paris hit her new fave boutique Sielian's Vintage Apparel …

Eva Longoria Injured on Desperate Housewives Set  —  A stumble on the set of Desperate Housewives sent Eva Longoria to the hospital, her publicist said.  —  "Eva slipped on one of the stairs coming out of her trailer," the rep, Liza Anderson, told the Associated Press.  "Nothing is broken, but her ribs are very bruised."

Whale Rider's Keisha Castle-Hughes Expecting  —  Whale Rider star Keisha Castle-Hughes, 16, and her boyfriend, Bradley Hull, 19, are expecting their first child this spring, her rep tells PEOPLE.  The two have been dating for three years.  —  The actress first made waves playing the fiery Paikea …

Sienna Miller and Jude Law are Still Sienna Miller and Jude Law  —  Proving that people really never do change, Sienna Miller and Jude Law were up to the their same schtick again last night.  No, they weren't breaking up and getting back together every other nanosecond, but they were making a scene at the Pepe Jeans party in London.

FOUR AND A HALF NAKED MEN  —  Warning: What you are about to see is not for the weak of heart or the full of stomach.  Simply put, it's four naked celebs (John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen and William H. Macy) wading in the water like four polar bears during hibernation.

BUFFETT CAUGHT WITH CLUB DRUG  —  FORGET Margaritaville - French authorities reportedly seized more than 100 tabs of club drug "ecstasy" from Jimmy Buffett's luggage this week.  —  The Grammy-winning singer got into trouble when he flew into Toulon-Hyères International Airport …

Tina Yothers: I'm Ready to Wear a Bikini  —  Even after losing 42 lbs., dropping five dress sizes and winning the fourth season of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, Tina Yothers still didn't realize how much her body had changed - until she tried to toast her victory at one of her favorite L.A. eateries, In-N-Out Burger.

Pete Doherty Gets Job Offer  —  The rehab clinic where Pete Doherty recently finished his time cleaning up, has offered him a position as a drug counselor.  FemaleFirst.co.uk has the details:

Jared Leto Hooked Up....With a Female  —  And not just any female.  Sharon Stone dressed to kill and dripping in diamonds landed in the pants of Leto.  The two who were at the opening of "Area" nightclub when Stone managed to catch the attention of the 34 year old "My So Called Life" actor.

Madonna visits AIDS orphans in Malawi  —  BLANTYRE, Malawi - Madonna visited an orphanage in this impoverished African country Thursday, handing out copies of her book "The English Roses" to a crowd of AIDS orphans as her publicist dismissed claims that she was going to adopt a child herself.

Chart-toppers Ludacris, Janet suffer lower sales  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rapper Ludacris scored his third No. 1 on the U.S. pop album charts Wednesday, while Janet Jackson's new release opened with her lowest numbers in almost a decade, Billboard reported.

REQUEST DENIED  —  The Sports club LA in Beverly Hills was abuzz last week with the rumor that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had requested that the club shut down for a few hours so they could work out and not be bothered.  Supposedly the club was flattered by the request, but turned them down!

Summers recalls Sting-ing rebuke  —  Andy Summers had the time of his life playing guitar in The Police.  But in the end he got Stung.  —  "After a few years and unparalleled success together, the fragile democracy has become a dictatorship," Summers writes in his juicy-yet-stylish memoir, "One Train Later."

Lindsay Turns Lemons Into Lemonade  —  Don't let it be said that Lindsay Lohan lets a good turn go unrewarded!  We caught up with Lindsay as she was leaving Hyde last night with a bunch of friends - and we mean a bunch, as in "too many to fit in Lindsay's car"!

She's a Man-Eater — Jessica Plays the Field  —  Jessica Simpson's apparently not afraid to spread the wealth - just a couple nights ago, in New York, she was spotted making cute with co-star Dane Cook at the premiere party for her latest "Employee of the Month," which opens today.

Justin Likes it on Top  —  JT continues to bring back the sexy on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart.  Sexy Back is at number one for a sixth week, and now his second single My Love, also from FutureSex/LoveSounds, is flying toward the top 10.  Way to go Justin!

Yeah — That's the Guy From "The Breakfast Club"  —  Turns out the "Dead Zone" extends to the paparazzi.  —  Anthony Michael Hall of "Breakfast Club" fame and Elisabeth Rohm, formerly of "Law and Order," grabbed lunch at the Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills Wednesday.

Farrah Fawcett Tackles New Challenge: Cancer  —  Farrah Fawcett has always touted she's up for any obstacle thrown her way.  But now, the legendary TV darling is facing the challenge of her life.  —  The ageless icon is waging a brave battle against intestinal cancer.