FOUR AND A HALF NAKED MEN  —  Warning: What you are about to see is not for the weak of heart or the full of stomach.  Simply put, it's four naked celebs (John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen and William H. Macy) wading in the water like four polar bears during hibernation.

Paris Takes a Lickin', Keeps on Shoppin'  —  Just hours after getting into a bar brawl with Shanna Moakler over Travis Barker at Hyde, Paris Hilton did what she does best, well second best, and went shopping on Melrose Ave.  Wednesday.  —  Paris hit her new fave boutique Sielian's Vintage Apparel …

Hey Jude!  Have you had too much to drink?  —  Jude Law and Sienna Miller were back together last night, and it seems that Law let his emotions run away with himself.  —  Sienna turned up to a Pepe Jeans party at 17 Berkeley Street in Mayfair just before 9pm, and Jude turned up around an hour later.

BRAD EXCLUSIVE: THREE KIDS ISN'T ENOUGH.. I WANT A SOCCER TEAM  —  WHEN he dumped everybody's favourite Friend and went off with his S&M-loving, twice divorced co-star, Hollywood feared the worst for Brad Pitt.  —  As with Tom Cruise's recent career meltdown, they thought his good guy image would be tarnished for ever.

Chart-toppers Ludacris, Janet suffer lower sales  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rapper Ludacris scored his third No. 1 on the U.S. pop album charts Wednesday, while Janet Jackson's new release opened with her lowest numbers in almost a decade, Billboard reported.

Eva Longoria's relationship getting 'Desperate'  —  Plus: Britney's taking no chances with car safety for baby Sutton Pierce  —  The complications in Eva Longoria's romance with basketball star Tony Parker are starting to sound like something from an evening soap.

Tina Yothers: I'm Ready to Wear a Bikini  —  Even after losing 42 lbs., dropping five dress sizes and winning the fourth season of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, Tina Yothers still didn't realize how much her body had changed - until she tried to toast her victory at one of her favorite L.A. eateries, In-N-Out Burger.

Pete Doherty Gets Job Offer  —  The rehab clinic where Pete Doherty recently finished his time cleaning up, has offered him a position as a drug counselor.  FemaleFirst.co.uk has the details:

Man sues R.Kelly, says rap star beat him  —  CHICAGO - A man describing himself as a "mentor and guide" to R. Kelly since he was a teenager is suing the singer, alleging that he attacked him and reneged on an agreement to pay him for a song idea.  In a suit filed Wednesday, Henry "Love" …

Madonna visits AIDS orphans in Malawi  —  BLANTYRE, Malawi - Madonna visited an orphanage in this impoverished African country Thursday, handing out copies of her book "The English Roses" to a crowd of AIDS orphans as her publicist dismissed claims that she was going to adopt a child herself.

Hilary Duff: Too Much Nice, Not Enough Spice  —  Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have been together for more than 2 years and the pop tart says there's a secret for keeping things spicy.  Duff tells Life & Style magazine that the two constantly leave each other "a lot of secret notes," to keep the flame alive.

There's no faking it in `Shortbus'  —  LOS ANGELES - When a longtime married couple bounces all over the bed in every imaginable position in "Shortbus," or when a particularly limber character bends into a yoga pose that proves he, um, never has to leave the house, that's all real sex, not simulated.

Jared Leto Hooked Up....With a Female  —  And not just any female.  Sharon Stone dressed to kill and dripping in diamonds landed in the pants of Leto.  The two who were at the opening of "Area" nightclub when Stone managed to catch the attention of the 34 year old "My So Called Life" actor.

Farrah Fawcett Tackles New Challenge: Cancer  —  Farrah Fawcett has always touted she's up for any obstacle thrown her way.  But now, the legendary TV darling is facing the challenge of her life.  —  The ageless icon is waging a brave battle against intestinal cancer.

Lindsay Turns Lemons Into Lemonade  —  Don't let it be said that Lindsay Lohan lets a good turn go unrewarded!  We caught up with Lindsay as she was leaving Hyde last night with a bunch of friends - and we mean a bunch, as in "too many to fit in Lindsay's car"!

Justin Likes it on Top  —  JT continues to bring back the sexy on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart.  Sexy Back is at number one for a sixth week, and now his second single My Love, also from FutureSex/LoveSounds, is flying toward the top 10.  Way to go Justin!

Anna Nicole's Wedding Album  —  Anna has been having a very tough time over the past several weeks, but she did seem to be glowing, literally, at her commitment ceremony last week.  And now we get a little peek inside the big day with Howard K. Stern and new baby Dannielynn Hope.