Victoria Beckham: 'I Look Awful Naked'  —  She may be known for her slim physique, but Victoria Beckham thinks she looks "really awful naked."  —  Having three children and then losing the baby weight has been tough on her body, Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice, tells the Australian edition of Harper's Bazaar.

Truce Between Paris and Nicole  —  The feud between "The Simple Life" co-stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie appears to be over.  —  TMZ cameras were there as Paris and Nicole broke bread (or beef) at Dan Tana's Steakhouse in West Hollywood last night.  The pair arrived together …

KEITH GETS LOW RATINGS IN BED  —  A BROWN-haired beauty who claims she had an unsatisfying one-night stand with Keith Olbermann is getting her sweet revenge - she's launched a blog to warn other women about the acerbic MSNBC commentator's boorish bedroom habits.

Celebrate Good Times  —  Kevin Federline is giving his wife Britney Spears' credit card while he still can ... I would *hope* that once K-Fed's album drops and he starts making his *own* money that she will force him to spend his own moolah.  But, in the mean time, Kevin is getting his shop on with Brit-Brit's cash:

Mama Bear Madge Finds Her Baby Bear  —  Bust out the welcome home banners because Luca is coming home.  Proud momma Madonna is brining home her one year old boy from an African orphanage.  While making several (somewhat) secret visits Madge picked him from a line up of 12 children in Malawi.

At the drag strip, they love to go Cruz-ing  —  Penelope Cruz's lesbian fans apparently aren't buying the recent reports linking her with Orlando Bloom.  —  Drag king Murray Hill came on strong to the Spanish actress at the riotous party Paper magazine threw for Cruz and director Pedro Almodovar at Indochine on Thursday.

Paris Hilton has bags of pot in her purse  —  Paris Hilton exposed a small bag of cannabis while reaching into her silver purse to touch up her nail polish at a Dolce & Gabbana catwalk show last week.  Her publicist Elliot Mintz issued a statement saying:

Lohan a likely no-show  —  She has already ruffled plenty of feathers in the US, now Lindsay Lohan has left a group of Australian event organisers frazzled.  —  It's highly unlikely Lohan will turn up for the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice awards in Sydney on Wednesday night …

Did Anna Nicole buy her citizenship?  —  Plus, Weird Al sticks it to the man; Posh and Katie go shopping  —  Photographer Larry Birkhead — who claims that he's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's newly-born daughter — recently told MSNBC's Rita Cosby that Smith fled to the Bahamas "to avoid any talks of custody and visitation."

Amber Tamblyn Nipple Slip Pictures  —  Amber Tamblyn is probably a C List celebrity at best.  Sure she had her own TV show once upon a time, the long gone Joan of Arcadia, and now she's in movies, playing the requisite "girl in a horror movie" part in The Grudge 2, but the fact of the matter is, she's not a big star.

End of the World Update: Screech Tape to Launch  —  And you thought the Fred Durst sex tape was bad.  According to the New ork Daily News, Saved by the Bell alum, Dustin Diamond is about to have his moment in the red light, er, spotlight.  —  Sex tape broker to the stars, David Hans Schmidt …

Budget Overruns of Biblical Proportions  —  Universal tries to tame spending that may make 'Evan Almighty' the costliest comedy ever.  —  In Universal Pictures' upcoming "Evan Almighty," comedian Steve Carell plays a Noah-like congressman commanded by God to hoard hundreds of animals in an ark the size of a cruise ship.

Buzzworthy  —  Singer Michelle Williams, 26, of Destiny's Child is dating Cleveland Browns cornerback Gary Baxter, 27.  The two have been dating for several months and Williams is often spotted in the game box cheering on her beau and his team.  Baxter has been sidelined this season after straining his pectoral muscle.

Diddy Talks About J.Lo on His New Album  —  Diddy (left) and Lopez  —  Diddy gets personal on his new album, Press Play, with songs inspired by girlfriend Kim Porter and his famous ex, Jennifer Lopez.  —  "It's probably my most personal record," Diddy, 35, said Friday after announcing …

More Sketchy Behavior from Anna and Her Posse  —  Anna Nicole Smith's methods for becoming a Bahamian are being called into question.  According to MSNBC.com: