Makin' Up Ain't Hard To Do  —  Woot!  I love it when Perry Taylor, ex-manny and current bodyguard to the stars, shows up unannounced at various functions all over the country!  Pink reader Teylor ran into Perry at the Grudge 2 premiere after party at Knott's Scaaaary Farms earlier this week:

CNN LARRY KING LIVE  —  Interview With Donald Trump  —  THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT.  THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED.  —  LARRY KING, CNN HOST (voice-over): Tonight, Donald Trump.  What's he make of the Foley scandal?  The disgraced Florida Congressman's been a guest at his Palm Beach Estate.

Jen's ex in clinch with blonde  —  JENNIFER Aniston's ex Vince Vaughn has been caught in a clinch with a blonde — just a week after he dumped the Friends beauty.  —  The comedy actor got up close with the mystery girl after arriving for a London showbiz bash in a stained sweatshirt and with the fly of his jeans undone.

Kirsten Dunst is Taking a Break  —  Fug beast, Kirsten Dunst, says that she is ready to quit Hollywood and go back to college.  She hisses: … Yeah, it's always a good idea when you give up millions of dollars so you can go learn to draw.  This would possibly sound noble and sincere if it was anybody except this hag.

BRANDY IN LOVE!  —  Popstar and America's Got Talent judge Brandy, 27, has fallen for Project Runway finalist Michael Knight, 28!  The two hit it off after being introduced by an industry acquaintance while L.A. based Brandy was Atlanta promoting her show, says sources.

LINDSAY: THE NEXT ANGELINA JOLIE?  —  Get ready for Lindsay Lohan to kick some butt!  Dina Lohan, the manager-mom of Lindsay, wants her daughter to take a cue from Angelina Jolie and expand into action films, a la Lara Croft Tomb Raider and Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Jennifer Lopez is Insulting  —  Jennifer Lopez allegedly insulted an airhostess - because she couldn't make her a speciality coffee mid-flight.  —  The Latin diva is said to have flown into a rage after she asked for a double espresso and was told that they couldn't make her one.

Depp set to marry long-term love  —  Actor Johnny Depp is poised to tie the knot with his long-term girlfriend, French actress and singer Vanessa Paradis.  —  The dashing couple, who have been together for eight years, are understood to be planning a small ceremony at their £1.5 million home in the south of France.

JT Will Not be Bringing Sexy Back in 10 Years  —  Justin has been bringing SexyBack for weeks and weeks now, but he may not be bringing it back in 10 years.  Apparently he doesn't want to be part of the craziness that the spotlight brings for much longer.  He said, "I've had bottles of pee thrown at me …

Paris & Nicole: Reunited and It Feels So Good  —  Time to retire those Team Paris and Team Nicole T-shirts.  —  Once and future BFFs Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have apparently ended their feud of roughly 18 months, signaling their rekindled friendship with a meal, a sleepover and, natch, a photo op.

Jessica Alba Talks Religion, Nudity, and Being Her Own Role Model  —  When Elle magazine decided to profile the best-dressed up-and-coming actresses in the biz, 25-year-old Jessica Alba was naturally at the top of the list.  And so Alba - who's currently filming the romantic comedy …

Malawian claims Madonna adopted his son  —  LIPUNGA, Malawi - Madonna has adopted a 1-year-old Malawian boy whose mother died a month after childbirth, the baby's father claimed Tuesday, saying he was happy his son was escaping poverty.  —  Malawian government officials said last week …

'Bionic' skein rebuilt at NBC  —  'Galactica' guy preps revamped 'Woman'  —  HOLLYWOOD — "Battlestar Galactica" exec producer David Eick is teaming with feature scribe Laeta Kalogridis to reinvent "The Bionic Woman" for NBC.  —  Eick and Kalogridis will exec produce a new take on "Bionic …

FHM Doesn't Want Booze Near Brooke Hogan  —  FHM has pushed their alcohol advertising from its November issues to December.  Brooke Hogan is their cover girl and she's only 18, prompting the publishers to have a booze-free issue. … They have instead replace the booze ads with herpes medication.

Janet Jackson eyeing $30 million apartment  —  Plus: Is Jessica Simpson jumping the gun with movie talk?  —  MSNBC  —  Janet Jackson must be optimistic about sales of her new album; the singer is reportedly shopping for $30 million apartments.  —  The singer went apartment hunting recently …

Scarlett Johansson takes two HIV test a year but says she's not promiscuous  —  Actress Scarlett Johansson has denied sleeping around but admits it is hard to stay faithful to one man.  —  The 21 year old star - recently voted the sexiest woman alive by Esquire magazine - admitted she has a HIV test twice a year.