Trump Shares His Interesting Thoughts On Brangelina, K-Fed, And Paris Hilton  —  Let it never be said that partially mummified, softball-tossing talk show host Larry King does not have sneakily impressive interviewing skills.  King long ago realized that the majority of his guests would probably …

Mel Gibson Says He's Not 'That Kind of Monster'  —  Actor Talks Exclusively to ABC's Diane Sawyer About His Fight With Alcoholism And His Anti-Semitic Tirade  —  Actor Mel Gibson is speaking out for the first time about the anti-Semitic comments he made to police when they booked him for drunken driving last summer.

BRANDY IN LOVE!  —  Popstar and America's Got Talent judge Brandy, 27, has fallen for Project Runway finalist Michael Knight, 28!  The two hit it off after being introduced by an industry acquaintance while L.A. based Brandy was Atlanta promoting her show, says sources.

Kirsten Dunst is Taking a Break  —  Fug beast, Kirsten Dunst, says that she is ready to quit Hollywood and go back to college.  She hisses: … Yeah, it's always a good idea when you give up millions of dollars so you can go learn to draw.  This would possibly sound noble and sincere if it was anybody except this hag.

JT Will Not be Bringing Sexy Back in 10 Years  —  Justin has been bringing SexyBack for weeks and weeks now, but he may not be bringing it back in 10 years.  Apparently he doesn't want to be part of the craziness that the spotlight brings for much longer.  He said, "I've had bottles of pee thrown at me …

Jennifer Lopez is Insulting  —  Jennifer Lopez allegedly insulted an airhostess - because she couldn't make her a speciality coffee mid-flight.  —  The Latin diva is said to have flown into a rage after she asked for a double espresso and was told that they couldn't make her one.

Malawian claims Madonna adopted his son  —  LIPUNGA, Malawi - Madonna has adopted a 1-year-old Malawian boy whose mother died a month after childbirth, the baby's father claimed Tuesday, saying he was happy his son was escaping poverty.  —  Malawian government officials said last week …

Makin' Up Ain't Hard To Do  —  Woot!  I love it when Perry Taylor, ex-manny and current bodyguard to the stars, shows up unannounced at various functions all over the country!  Pink reader Teylor ran into Perry at the Grudge 2 premiere after party at Knott's Scaaaary Farms earlier this week:

Depp set to marry long-term love  —  Actor Johnny Depp is poised to tie the knot with his long-term girlfriend, French actress and singer Vanessa Paradis.  —  The dashing couple, who have been together for eight years, are understood to be planning a small ceremony at their £1.5 million home in the south of France.

Jessica Alba Talks Religion, Nudity, and Being Her Own Role Model  —  When Elle magazine decided to profile the best-dressed up-and-coming actresses in the biz, 25-year-old Jessica Alba was naturally at the top of the list.  And so Alba - who's currently filming the romantic comedy …

'Bionic' skein rebuilt at NBC  —  'Galactica' guy preps revamped 'Woman'  —  HOLLYWOOD — "Battlestar Galactica" exec producer David Eick is teaming with feature scribe Laeta Kalogridis to reinvent "The Bionic Woman" for NBC.  —  Eick and Kalogridis will exec produce a new take on "Bionic …

Jen's ex in clinch with blonde  —  JENNIFER Aniston's ex Vince Vaughn has been caught in a clinch with a blonde — just a week after he dumped the Friends beauty.  —  The comedy actor got up close with the mystery girl after arriving for a London showbiz bash in a stained sweatshirt and with the fly of his jeans undone.

Hilton, Richie Reunite for 'Simple Life'  —  Feuding Ex-Friends Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Rekindle Friendship for New 'Simple Life'  —  Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are reunited.  And the producer of "The Simple Life" says it feels so good.  After a yearlong public feud that nearly killed …

The Delusional Dina Lohan  —  White Oprah aka Dina Lohan is extremely delusional.  She desperately wants to be famous and uses her daughter's name to get there.  She recently said that she thinks she will be a good match for George Clooney.  She insists he's the only man for her and wants a date with him.

Scarlett Johansson takes two HIV test a year but says she's not promiscuous  —  Actress Scarlett Johansson has denied sleeping around but admits it is hard to stay faithful to one man.  —  The 21 year old star - recently voted the sexiest woman alive by Esquire magazine - admitted she has a HIV test twice a year.

Kate Beckinsale Says No To Plastic Surgery  —  Actress Kate Beckinsale has branded those who undergo cosmetic surgery as "insecure" and "shallow".The 33-year-old Underworld star told the Sunday Express: … Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Kate Beckinsale's packing a pair of silicone filled warheads under that top of hers.

Janet Jackson Shops for Apartments  —  ...with the kind of moolah some people would spend on purchasing a small island.  —  From MSNBC.com: … Written by Lisa Timmons  —  (Image source, Yes, we know that is Pharrell and not Jermaine Dupri.)