Jennifer Aniston Tells Oprah She and Vince Haven't Split  —  Jennifer Aniston, taping The Oprah Winfrey Show on Wednesday, said she has not broken up with Vince Vaughn, audience members tell PEOPLE.  —  Aniston, 37, who showed Room 10, the short film she co-directed as part of Glamour magazine's …

Angelina's Driver Swipes a Biker  —  Whoopsy-daisy.  —  NBC News reported Wednesday that a car carrying Angelina Jolie peeled away from a traffic signal, supposedly to avoid a pack of photographers, and hit a man on a motorbike.  —  Police confirmed to the network that 19-year-old Mittal Rawat …

K-Fed tells Britney: No male dancers!  —  Plus: Kate Hudson learns breaking up is hard to do  —  Kevin Federline knows all about Britney Spears' history with hunky back-up dancers: K-Fed reportedly is forbidding his wife from using male dancers in her new video.

Wacko Jacko in girlie clothes  —  ODDBALL Michael Jackson steps out, his surgery-ravaged face hidden under a huge floppy hat.  —  The blue titfer topped a bizarre outfit, with the pop weirdo wearing what looked like a woman's ruffled blouse and STILETTOS and carrying a large orange bag.

Paris Hilton and Travis Barker Broke Up  —  Paris Hilton and Travis Barker have reportedly broken up after Paris was allegedly "assaulted" by Barker's estranged wife, Shanna Moakler.  The October 3rd incident resulted in both Hilton and Moakler filing police reports.  A friend says:

SIENNA SEIZURE  —  SIENNA Miller continues to embarrass herself in Pennsylvania, where she's shooting "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh."  Having apologized for referring to the city as "S - - - sburgh," she threw a fit Saturday night when she was thrown out of Penny Folino's Young's Tavern because she didn't have ID.

Madge files adoption papers  —  MADONNA and husband Guy Ritchie today filed adoption papers for one-year-old Davie Banda in Malawi - and promised his dad they would often bring him back to visit.  —  The superstar carried the tot and chatted to dad Yohame Banda, who said he was happy for his son and the celebrity couple.

Mickey, Minnie and Goofy in Disney 'orgy' video  —  When Walt Disney created his world famous cartoon characters, his emphasis was on family entertainment.  But Mickey Mouse, Minnie and Goofy have gone against their creator's vision by simulating sex on a smutty Internet video.

Madonna takes custody of Malawian baby  —  Judge gives singer, husband interim approval to adopt 1-year-old boy  —  LILONGWE, Malawi - Madonna and her husband took custody of a motherless 1-year-old boy from Malawi on Thursday after filing adoption papers and receiving interim approval …

Owen Wilson Chills with Kate Hudson - and Son  —  As Kate Hudson tries, in the words of a friend, to "figure out her life," Owen Wilson remains a presence in it.  —  Last Friday, the You, Me and Dupree costars enjoyed a breakfast together of egg-and-tofu scramble and blue-corn banana pancakes …

Tara Reid Goes Direct-to-Download  —  Constant train wreck Tara Reid is truly scraping the bottom of the barrel these days.  The former major movie star has fallen beneath the level of straight-to-DVD actress, and will soon star in a film set to make its big premiere online.

Jessica Biel: The Next Wonder Woman?  —  There have been many actresses rumoured to play the role of Wonder Woman.  Kate Beckinsale, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Rachel Bilson and Jessica Biel have all been considered "front runners".  However, I'm going to go on record and say that Jessica Biel will land the part.

Dear Superstar: Timbaland  —  Hip-hop's premier beatmaker answers your burning questions about weight training, getting homoerotic with Justin and why you won't see him in a sailor's uniform anytime soon.  —  "You better eat while you got the chance.  He's the best there is."

Anna Nicole Smith's Bahamas Lawyer Quits  —  Anna Nicole Smith's attorney in the Bahamas, Michael R. Scott, is no longer representing Smith, he confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Scott, an attorney at Callenders & Co. in Nassau, says: "We have in fact terminated representation of Anna Nicole Smith …

Sandra Bullock Gets Mad  —  At the premiere of the new Truman Capote film, "Infamous," Sandra Bullock lost her temper when a reporter got more personal than she would have liked.  When asked if she were expecting, Bullock responded by loudly saying, "Oh my god that is just a disgusting question.