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US EXCLUSIVE: Sara Evans Quits Dancing with the Stars  —  Us has learned exclusively that country singer and Dancing with the Stars hopeful Sara Evans has decided to quit the popular reality series effective immediately.  —  A source tells Us that Evans has decided to leave ABC's Dancing With the Stars for personal reasons.

Cocker Spaniel Hair  —  Blohan actually looked kind of fat at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party in Los Angeles last night.  I will say it's nice to see her a little more healthy looking.  She still has coke eyes, but hey - we can't have it all?  The new hair color is on the fug side though.

The Passion of the Baldwin: A Round-Up  —  The blogosphere was abuzz Wednesday when the above photo surfaced of Alec Baldwin arguing with a cop, who was deterring traffic from the Cory Lidle plane crash site on NYC's Upper East Side.  —  Now Page Six reports that, a few hours later at Grand Havana Room …

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden Might Die  —  In court doucments filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Hilary Duff claims that she and her boyfriend, Good Charlotte boybander, Joel Madden, are being stalked by a 19 year old homeless Russian immigrant and a 50 year old photographer.

Kevin Federline: The Modern Renaissance Man  —  Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are a paparazzo's money shot, a tabloid's dream.  —  Now, in an "Extra" exclusive, Kevin Federline opens up about constantly being trapped in the media frenzy.  —  "My wife is there for me all the time," Kevin told us.

Sienna Miller Denies Having Temper Tantrum  —  Sienna Miller is denying a recent report that she threw a temper tantrum at a Pittsburgh bar when bouncers refused to let her in without ID.  —  Penny Folino, the owner of Young's Tavern, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that after bouncers turned her away …

Even Muppets Go Gaga For Maria Menounos  —  If there were ever any doubts as to our feathered friend's gender, this picture pretty much answers that mystery.  The look on Big Bird's face says it all.  It's the same goofy reaction any healthy male, Muppet or otherwise, would have if Maria Menounos were standing so close.

Jessica Alba is on Set  —  Even with the ridiculous blonde hair, these pictures of Jessica Alba on the set of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer are the best she's looked in about a year.  That's really not saying much considering how she's looked lately.

Do The (RED) Thing  —  Clearly Africa is the latest and greatest trend.  First Brad and Angie had baby Shiloh there, then Gwyneth declared she was African, then George Clooney went all Darfur on us and now The GAP, Apple, Motorola, American Express and even us here at Sugar Publishing are going RED in support of a place in need.

Cyndi Lauper to Star in Sweeney Todd?  —  Breaking Exciting News: Cyndi Lauper let slip on her blog that she recently auditioned for Tim Burton.  In her own words … This bomb is dropped inconspicuously in the middle of run-on paragraphs about performing "Mack the Knife" …

Kate Moss strips off in 'amazing' lingerie film  —  Kate Moss has made her most saucy film yet for the Agent Provocateur underwear label.  —  The supermodel, 32, strips off to just her knickers in the short 30-minute clip.  —  The film, which begins with Moss wearing a skirt and shirt …

Why was Nicky Hilton even on Letterman?  —  Most.  Awkward.  Interview.  Ever.  —  Lord knows how Nicky Hilton finagled her way onto Letterman, but it sure was uncomfortable while she was there.  In what I assume were possibly the longest 9 minutes of his life, Dave tried to get an ounce …

This Little Piggy Went Wee-Wee-Wee  —  I actually really wanted the title of this post to be This Little Piggy Went Poo-Poo All Over My TV Screen but it just didn't work out that way.  Okay ... so I know that all y'all watched Kevin Federline make his acting debut on CSI last night ... right?

Evans Quits, Inaba Hooks Up on "Dancing"  —  It keeps getting more interesting on "Dancing With The Stars."  Yesterday, contestant Sara Evans announced that she quit the hit ABC show and has filed for divorce from her husband.  Citing the need "to give her family her full attention at this difficult time …

Sugar Bits - Who knew Leo was so Trendy?  — Nothing is sexier than a man helping an entire village - Leonardo Dicaprio  — Linda Evangelista welcomed a baby boy, Augustin James Evangelista, Wednesday in NY.  She says she's keeping in shape with yoga and exercise and plans to continue modeling.

Illness Ends Usher's Chicago Run  —  A case of strep throat has brought an abrupt end to Usher's run in the Broadway revival of the musical Chicago, which saw a spike in ticket sales after he joined the cast.  —  The 27-year-old R&B star - who was playing shyster lawyer Billy Flynn …

Scarlett Is Desperate To Unleash Her Beasts  —  Scarlett Johansson is pissed y'all.  Director Michael Bay made Miss Johansson sheath her boobies in the upcoming film "The Island."  He dished the details to Esquire Magazine...  Scarlett Johansson desperate to bare breasts [Female First]