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Madonna Planning to Adopt African Boy  —  Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are planning to adopt a 1-year-old boy named David from Malawi, her rep says.  —  The couple left the country on Friday without the child, the Associated Press reports.  The singer's spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg …

US EXCLUSIVE: Sara Evans Quits Dancing with the Stars  —  Us has learned exclusively that country singer and Dancing with the Stars hopeful Sara Evans has decided to quit the popular reality series effective immediately.  —  A source tells Us that Evans has decided to leave ABC's Dancing With the Stars for personal reasons.

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden Might Die  —  In court doucments filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Hilary Duff claims that she and her boyfriend, Good Charlotte boybander, Joel Madden, are being stalked by a 19 year old homeless Russian immigrant and a 50 year old photographer.

PIPE DOWN, ALEC  —  ALEC Baldwin still has a hot temper.  The actor was photographed Wednesday screaming at a cop who was directing traffic away from the Cory Lidle plane crash site on East 72nd Street.  Then, a few hours later at Grand Havana Room, Baldwin loudly asked the hostess for a working telephone.

Cocker Spaniel Hair  —  Blohan actually looked kind of fat at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party in Los Angeles last night.  I will say it's nice to see her a little more healthy looking.  She still has coke eyes, but hey - we can't have it all?  The new hair color is on the fug side though.

KARR'S 'DRUNK' RANT TO AIR  —  JOHN Mark Karr, the pedophile who falsely claimed to have murdered JonBenet Ramsey, was too creepy for "Good Morning America" - but not, ap parently, for "Today."  Over the weekend, "GMA" announced it had scrapped its planned interview with Karr …

Kevin Federline: The Modern Renaissance Man  —  Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are a paparazzo's money shot, a tabloid's dream.  —  Now, in an "Extra" exclusive, Kevin Federline opens up about constantly being trapped in the media frenzy.  —  "My wife is there for me all the time," Kevin told us.

Sienna Miller Denies Having Temper Tantrum  —  Sienna Miller is denying a recent report that she threw a temper tantrum at a Pittsburgh bar when bouncers refused to let her in without ID.  —  Penny Folino, the owner of Young's Tavern, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that after bouncers turned her away …

Even Muppets Go Gaga For Maria Menounos  —  If there were ever any doubts as to our feathered friend's gender, this picture pretty much answers that mystery.  The look on Big Bird's face says it all.  It's the same goofy reaction any healthy male, Muppet or otherwise, would have if Maria Menounos were standing so close.

Do The (RED) Thing  —  Clearly Africa is the latest and greatest trend.  First Brad and Angie had baby Shiloh there, then Gwyneth declared she was African, then George Clooney went all Darfur on us and now The GAP, Apple, Motorola, American Express and even us here at Sugar Publishing are going RED in support of a place in need.

Jessica Alba is on Set  —  Even with the ridiculous blonde hair, these pictures of Jessica Alba on the set of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer are the best she's looked in about a year.  That's really not saying much considering how she's looked lately.

This Little Piggy Went Wee-Wee-Wee  —  I actually really wanted the title of this post to be This Little Piggy Went Poo-Poo All Over My TV Screen but it just didn't work out that way.  Okay ... so I know that all y'all watched Kevin Federline make his acting debut on CSI last night ... right?

How Unfortunate  —  Up close and even more personal after the jump.  —  Trackback Pings  —  She's ruined her career with her flashing of her lady bits, nobody will ever be able to watch her as a character and not flash on her firecrotchy nether regions, good job manager and publicist explaining …

Why was Nicky Hilton even on Letterman?  —  Most.  Awkward.  Interview.  Ever.  —  Lord knows how Nicky Hilton finagled her way onto Letterman, but it sure was uncomfortable while she was there.  In what I assume were possibly the longest 9 minutes of his life, Dave tried to get an ounce …

Kate Moss strips off in 'amazing' lingerie film  —  Kate Moss has made her most saucy film yet for the Agent Provocateur underwear label.  —  The supermodel, 32, strips off to just her knickers in the short 30-minute clip.  —  The film, which begins with Moss wearing a skirt and shirt …

Nicole Kidman Puts Pregnancy Rumors to Rest  —  If Nicole Kidman's size zero appearance at the Rome Film festival wasn't a clue that the actress isn't pregnant, I don't know what would be? … Nicole ends pregnancy rumours as she slims to Size Zero [Daily Mail]

Sugar Bits - Who knew Leo was so Trendy?  — Nothing is sexier than a man helping an entire village - Leonardo Dicaprio  — Linda Evangelista welcomed a baby boy, Augustin James Evangelista, Wednesday in NY.  She says she's keeping in shape with yoga and exercise and plans to continue modeling.

Scarlett Is Desperate To Unleash Her Beasts  —  Scarlett Johansson is pissed y'all.  Director Michael Bay made Miss Johansson sheath her boobies in the upcoming film "The Island."  He dished the details to Esquire Magazine...  Scarlett Johansson desperate to bare breasts [Female First]