LC Finding New, Improved Ways to Irk Kristin Cavallari  —  It's official.  As Us Weekly reported earlier this week, Brody Jenner, 23, and The Hills' Lauren "LC" Conrad, 19, are dating.  The hand on the hip and touching pelvises (pelvi?) don't lie.  This photo of the couple getting …

Singer Sara Evans Accuses Husband of Adultery  —  Country star Sara Evans, who on Thursday announced she is quitting ABC's Dancing with the Stars after filing for divorce from Craig Schelske, has accused her husband of adultery and inappropriate conduct, court papers reveal.

Mommy's Little Runway Model  —  We catch a lot of crap for the way we doggedly pursue cebrities, but there's no denying that our unblinking eye does come in handy every so often - yesterday, for instance, we were there to capture some of Denise Richards' daughter Lola's first steps!

George Michael's Drug Bust: Caught On Tape  —  Don't let the sun go down on George Michael, because he just may fall asleep at the wheel!  —  Earlier this month the popstar was arrested on suspicion of marijuana possession after police found him slumped over the steering wheel of his car in London.

Matthew McConaug...Hey, I can totally see your junk  —  Considering the amount of lady parts I expose on this here site, it's only fair that I bring you man bits when they come my way.  And while you can't actually see Matthew McConaughey's jewels, this picture gives you a damn good idea what's going on down there.

Lindsay Lohan flashes her bulge  —  I'm not sure why Lindsay Lohan is going out in public dressed in burlesque outfits.  I'm even less sure why her panties have a huge lump in them.  I've seen her vagina before so I know it's there, but what other magical wonders might she be hiding down there?

EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Lynch Expecting a Baby Girl  —  Former prisoner of war Jessica Lynch is tickled pink: Her first baby with beau Wes Robinson will be a girl, she tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "We are ecstatic it's a little girl," Lynch says, adding that she's eager to go shopping …

Review: Kevin Federline's 'Overhyped' Acting Debut  —  Federline and George Eads  —  Kevin Federline's dramatic television debut on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Oct. 12 was, well, overhyped.  Maybe this shouldn't come as a surprise - there's always an element of hard sell to get us beyond …

Sara Evans' sordid divorce accusations  —  Ex-'Dancing' contestant alleges husband had naked pics of himself on PC  —  Access Hollywood has obtained the scandalous sexual divorce documents of Sara Evans from her husband, Craig Schelske.  The pending divorce has lead to her withdrawal …

Madonna Planning to Adopt African Boy  —  Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are planning to adopt a 1-year-old boy named David from Malawi, her rep says.  —  The couple left the country on Friday without the child, the Associated Press reports.  The singer's spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg …

A Superfan Gets Nabbed  —  You think you're a fan?  Ha.  Juanita is a Superfan.  And on Thursday night, she got cuffed.  —  First of all, she isn't just into one celebrity, like you.  She's defending Lindsay Lohan's honor one day, and taking pictures with Rose McGowan the next.

Linda Evangelista Welcomes Her First Baby Boy  —  New York, New York (BANG) - Linda Evangelista is currently beaming with pride and joy.  The supermodel recently became a mother for the first time after giving birth to a baby boy.  —  Augustin James Evangelistam was born on Wednesday in a hospital in New York City.

BROKER-TO-THE-STARS HAS PORNY PAST  —  Hollywood lovebirds Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are shopping for a home in New York City, according to a source, and they're working with award-winning real estate broker Fredrik Eklund.  That may not sound very exciting—but what if we told …

Nicole Kidman Puts Pregnancy Rumors to Rest  —  If Nicole Kidman's size zero appearance at the Rome Film festival wasn't a clue that the actress isn't pregnant, I don't know what would be? … Nicole ends pregnancy rumours as she slims to Size Zero [Daily Mail]

Jessica's Secrets all Locked up  —  We're not even going to address how weird Jessica looks in these pics.  She clearly rolled out of bed to head to the gym so we are not expecting her to be all glammed up.  Instead, we are going to write about her secrets.

X17 and Keanu's Excellent Adventure  —  We had our eye on the Wyld Stallyn today when his bike ran out of gas, and when he asked for a ride, what was our photog to do but oblige!  Keanu's not the airheaded Ted he plays on the big screen, when he saw the nice big camera in the car, he knew something was up!

Reese Cares about the Kids  —  Adorable Reese stepped out last night in her stunning basic black to attend the Children's Defense Fund Beating The Odds Awards in Beverly Hills.  CDF's mission is to provide a strong, effective voice for all the children of America who cannot speak for themselves.

Tara Reid Is One Skanky Mess  —  You know "that girl" at parties who is the embodiment of obnoxious and drinks you under the table while singing her rendition of the Pussy Cat Doll's "Loosen Up My Buttons."  Well Tara Reid goes beyond that line and sinks into a version of denial that makes you almost feel bad for her.

Baby Momma: I Did Not Rape DMX  —  Apparently the mother of DMX's two-year-old lovechild doesn't like being called a rapist.  —  In a lawsuit filed by Monique Wayne, the former groupie-turned-baby-momma claims she suffered extreme and severe emotional distress, anxiety …

More Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures  —  There is absolutely nothing going on today.  I'm bored out of my mind, and I'd bet you are too.  —  Thankfully, I found these pretty nice Katherine Heigl bikini pictures, so that should help pass the time.  I'm not sure where, or when these pictures are from, but I don't really care.