Guess Ho  —  Uh... yeah.  Wow.  How 'bout that local sports team?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden Might Die  —  In court doucments filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Hilary Duff claims that she and her boyfriend, Good Charlotte boybander, Joel Madden, are being stalked by a 19 year old homeless Russian immigrant and a 50 year old photographer.

Cocker Spaniel Hair  —  Blohan actually looked kind of fat at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party in Los Angeles last night.  I will say it's nice to see her a little more healthy looking.  She still has coke eyes, but hey - we can't have it all?  The new hair color is on the fug side though.

Jessica Alba is on Set  —  Even with the ridiculous blonde hair, these pictures of Jessica Alba on the set of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer are the best she's looked in about a year.  That's really not saying much considering how she's looked lately.

LC Finding New, Improved Ways to Irk Kristin Cavallari  —  It's official.  As Us Weekly reported earlier this week, Brody Jenner, 23, and The Hills' Lauren "LC" Conrad, 19, are dating.  The hand on the hip and touching pelvises (pelvi?) don't lie.  This photo of the couple getting …

The Passion of the Baldwin: A Round-Up  —  The blogosphere was abuzz Wednesday when the above photo surfaced of Alec Baldwin arguing with a cop, who was deterring traffic from the Cory Lidle plane crash site on NYC's Upper East Side.  —  Now Page Six reports that, a few hours later at Grand Havana Room …

US EXCLUSIVE: Sara Evans Quits Dancing with the Stars  —  Us has learned exclusively that country singer and Dancing with the Stars hopeful Sara Evans has decided to quit the popular reality series effective immediately.  —  A source tells Us that Evans has decided to leave ABC's Dancing With the Stars for personal reasons.

Madonna Planning to Adopt African Boy  —  Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are planning to adopt a 1-year-old boy named David from Malawi, her rep says.  —  The couple left the country on Friday without the child, the Associated Press reports.  The singer's spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg …

Review: Kevin Federline's 'Overhyped' Acting Debut  —  Federline and George Eads  —  Kevin Federline's dramatic television debut on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Oct. 12 was, well, overhyped.  Maybe this shouldn't come as a surprise - there's always an element of hard sell to get us beyond …

Sienna Miller Denies Having Temper Tantrum  —  Sienna Miller is denying a recent report that she threw a temper tantrum at a Pittsburgh bar when bouncers refused to let her in without ID.  —  Penny Folino, the owner of Young's Tavern, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that after bouncers turned her away …

This Little Piggy Went Wee-Wee-Wee  —  I actually really wanted the title of this post to be This Little Piggy Went Poo-Poo All Over My TV Screen but it just didn't work out that way.  Okay ... so I know that all y'all watched Kevin Federline make his acting debut on CSI last night ... right?

Nicole Kidman Puts Pregnancy Rumors to Rest  —  If Nicole Kidman's size zero appearance at the Rome Film festival wasn't a clue that the actress isn't pregnant, I don't know what would be? … Nicole ends pregnancy rumours as she slims to Size Zero [Daily Mail]

Mommy's Little Runway Model  —  We catch a lot of crap for the way we doggedly pursue cebrities, but there's no denying that our unblinking eye does come in handy every so often - yesterday, for instance, we were there to capture some of Denise Richards' daughter Lola's first steps!

A Superfan Gets Nabbed  —  You think you're a fan?  Ha.  Juanita is a Superfan.  And on Thursday night, she got cuffed.  —  First of all, she isn't just into one celebrity, like you.  She's defending Lindsay Lohan's honor one day, and taking pictures with Rose McGowan the next.

Even Muppets Go Gaga For Maria Menounos  —  If there were ever any doubts as to our feathered friend's gender, this picture pretty much answers that mystery.  The look on Big Bird's face says it all.  It's the same goofy reaction any healthy male, Muppet or otherwise, would have if Maria Menounos were standing so close.

More Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures  —  There is absolutely nothing going on today.  I'm bored out of my mind, and I'd bet you are too.  —  Thankfully, I found these pretty nice Katherine Heigl bikini pictures, so that should help pass the time.  I'm not sure where, or when these pictures are from, but I don't really care.

Why was Nicky Hilton even on Letterman?  —  Most.  Awkward.  Interview.  Ever.  —  Lord knows how Nicky Hilton finagled her way onto Letterman, but it sure was uncomfortable while she was there.  In what I assume were possibly the longest 9 minutes of his life, Dave tried to get an ounce …

Sugar Bits - Who knew Leo was so Trendy?  — Nothing is sexier than a man helping an entire village - Leonardo Dicaprio  — Linda Evangelista welcomed a baby boy, Augustin James Evangelista, Wednesday in NY.  She says she's keeping in shape with yoga and exercise and plans to continue modeling.

Scarlett Is Desperate To Unleash Her Beasts  —  Scarlett Johansson is pissed y'all.  Director Michael Bay made Miss Johansson sheath her boobies in the upcoming film "The Island."  He dished the details to Esquire Magazine...  Scarlett Johansson desperate to bare breasts [Female First]