Oprah to Prez Pusher: "Not Gonna Do It"  —  Oprah Winfrey finally got through to the man who's been hounding her about running for President in 2008, and she told him that, despite his best efforts, she's just not going to try for the Oval Office.  —  According to retired Kansas City math …

Our Favorite Mistake  —  Sheryl Crow sure knows how to work a baton!  One day after tourmate John Mayer pranked her onstage, jamming with her dressed in a bear costume, the Grammy-winning songstress repaid the favor by joining Jessica Simpson's summer fling onstage in a string bikini.

Singer Sara Evans Accuses Husband of Adultery  —  Country star Sara Evans, who on Thursday announced she is quitting ABC's Dancing with the Stars after filing for divorce from Craig Schelske, has accused her husband of adultery and inappropriate conduct, court papers reveal.

Hottest Videos — Week of 10/08  —  Not since the crumbling of the Berlin Wall have the winds of peace swept over the world like they did this past weekend.  Paris and Nicole are best buds once again.  Let the word spread throughout the land that "Simple Life" will return with the ladies sharing screen time.

Matthew McConaug...Hey, I can totally see your junk  —  Considering the amount of lady parts I expose on this here site, it's only fair that I bring you man bits when they come my way.  And while you can't actually see Matthew McConaughey's jewels, this picture gives you a damn good idea what's going on down there.

Madonna departs, child stays — for now  —  LILONGWE, Malawi (AP) — Madonna and her husband jetted out of Malawi early Friday, after gaining preliminary custody of a 1-year-old boy they want to adopt in an apparently streamlined procedure that sparked criticism from a child protection organization.

EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Lynch Expecting a Baby Girl  —  Former prisoner of war Jessica Lynch is tickled pink: Her first baby with beau Wes Robinson will be a girl, she tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "We are ecstatic it's a little girl," Lynch says, adding that she's eager to go shopping …

LC Finding New, Improved Ways to Irk Kristin Cavallari  —  It's official.  As Us Weekly reported earlier this week, Brody Jenner, 23, and The Hills' Lauren "LC" Conrad, 19, are dating.  The hand on the hip and touching pelvises (pelvi?) don't lie.  This photo of the couple getting …

BROKER-TO-THE-STARS HAS PORNY PAST  —  Hollywood lovebirds Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are shopping for a home in New York City, according to a source, and they're working with award-winning real estate broker Fredrik Eklund.  That may not sound very exciting—but what if we told …

Linda Evangelista Welcomes Her First Baby Boy  —  New York, New York (BANG) - Linda Evangelista is currently beaming with pride and joy.  The supermodel recently became a mother for the first time after giving birth to a baby boy.  —  Augustin James Evangelistam was born on Wednesday in a hospital in New York City.

Sienna Miller Denies She's a Bitch  —  Old pic, but it shows what a nasty slag she is  —  Sienna Miller and the city of Pittsburgh aren't getting along these days.  She called the city "S**ttsburgh" and then proceeded to throw a tantrum on the streets after she was denied an alcoholic beverage at a local bar.

The Killers 'offended' by Green Day  —  Brandon Flowers doesn't want to be an 'American Idiot'  —  Brandon Flowers has criticised Green Day for what he sees as their calculated anti-Americanism.  —  In particular, Flowers singled out the track 'American Idiot' and the fact they filmed …

Christina Loves Her Some Drag Queen  —  Christina Aguilera has always been loyal to her gays and they to her.  In fact, she loves the gays so much, she's even willing to lend them her music.  —  Christina lent a local LA drag queen the tracks to her hit song "Ain't No Other Man" …

How Do You Say "Botox" in French?  —  There's not a wrinkle on Belinda Carlisle and that's sad.  She's botoxed her face fug.  She's seen here performing in Moscow yesterday.  She will release her all French language album next year.  The album called "Voila!" will feature covers of famous French songs.

The Devil and Grace Jones  —  Singer/actress and all around freak Grace Jones showed up to an art opening in London on Thursday looking like something a demented cat dragged in.  —  Sporting many layers of dark clothes, a hat that appears to be a cross between a beret and a dish rag …

Keeping Your Bra on During Sex  —  I'm not a chick and I don't have breasts, but I would think that a bra is quite uncomfortable.  All the girls I know always can't wait to take that thing off.  Jenny McCarthy wants to keep it on during sex.  She can't stand her tits and think they are fug.

Nicole Kidman is Not Knocked Up  —  Unless, she's carrying the smallest baby ever...Nicole Kidman is not pregnant.  She showed up to the 1st Annual Rome Film Festival in a size 0.  She was there to promote her new film "Fur".  —  She confirmed this by telling reporters, "I am not pregnant.

George Michael's Drug Bust: Caught On Tape  —  Don't let the sun go down on George Michael, because he just may fall asleep at the wheel!  —  Earlier this month the popstar was arrested on suspicion of marijuana possession after police found him slumped over the steering wheel of his car in London.