Hilary's Scary Stalker  —  Hilary Duff has filed court documents in LA claiming that she has 2 stalkers and she's fearful for her life.  Hilary and her boyfriend claim one is a 19-year-old who moved to the US solely to meet and get involved with Hilary.  The other is his 50-year-old roommate and paparazzi.

Guess Ho  —  Uh... yeah.  Wow.  How 'bout that local sports team?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Cocker Spaniel Hair  —  Blohan actually looked kind of fat at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party in Los Angeles last night.  I will say it's nice to see her a little more healthy looking.  She still has coke eyes, but hey - we can't have it all?  The new hair color is on the fug side though.

LC Finding New, Improved Ways to Irk Kristin Cavallari  —  It's official.  As Us Weekly reported earlier this week, Brody Jenner, 23, and The Hills' Lauren "LC" Conrad, 19, are dating.  The hand on the hip and touching pelvises (pelvi?) don't lie.  This photo of the couple getting …

Jessica Alba is on Set  —  Even with the ridiculous blonde hair, these pictures of Jessica Alba on the set of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer are the best she's looked in about a year.  That's really not saying much considering how she's looked lately.

Madonna Planning to Adopt African Boy  —  Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are planning to adopt a 1-year-old boy named David from Malawi, her rep says.  —  The couple left the country on Friday without the child, the Associated Press reports.  The singer's spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg …

The Passion of the Baldwin: A Round-Up  —  The blogosphere was abuzz Wednesday when the above photo surfaced of Alec Baldwin arguing with a cop, who was deterring traffic from the Cory Lidle plane crash site on NYC's Upper East Side.  —  Now Page Six reports that, a few hours later at Grand Havana Room …

Mommy's Little Runway Model  —  We catch a lot of crap for the way we doggedly pursue cebrities, but there's no denying that our unblinking eye does come in handy every so often - yesterday, for instance, we were there to capture some of Denise Richards' daughter Lola's first steps!

Review: Kevin Federline's 'Overhyped' Acting Debut  —  Federline and George Eads  —  Kevin Federline's dramatic television debut on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Oct. 12 was, well, overhyped.  Maybe this shouldn't come as a surprise - there's always an element of hard sell to get us beyond …

Nicole Kidman Puts Pregnancy Rumors to Rest  —  If Nicole Kidman's size zero appearance at the Rome Film festival wasn't a clue that the actress isn't pregnant, I don't know what would be? … Nicole ends pregnancy rumours as she slims to Size Zero [Daily Mail]

A Superfan Gets Nabbed  —  You think you're a fan?  Ha.  Juanita is a Superfan.  And on Thursday night, she got cuffed.  —  First of all, she isn't just into one celebrity, like you.  She's defending Lindsay Lohan's honor one day, and taking pictures with Rose McGowan the next.

Sienna Miller Denies Having Temper Tantrum  —  Sienna Miller is denying a recent report that she threw a temper tantrum at a Pittsburgh bar when bouncers refused to let her in without ID.  —  Penny Folino, the owner of Young's Tavern, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that after bouncers turned her away …

This Little Piggy Went Wee-Wee-Wee  —  I actually really wanted the title of this post to be This Little Piggy Went Poo-Poo All Over My TV Screen but it just didn't work out that way.  Okay ... so I know that all y'all watched Kevin Federline make his acting debut on CSI last night ... right?

More Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures  —  There is absolutely nothing going on today.  I'm bored out of my mind, and I'd bet you are too.  —  Thankfully, I found these pretty nice Katherine Heigl bikini pictures, so that should help pass the time.  I'm not sure where, or when these pictures are from, but I don't really care.

Sara Evans' sordid divorce accusations  —  Ex-'Dancing' contestant alleges husband had naked pics of himself on PC  —  Access Hollywood has obtained the scandalous sexual divorce documents of Sara Evans from her husband, Craig Schelske.  The pending divorce has lead to her withdrawal …

EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Lynch Expecting a Baby Girl  —  Former prisoner of war Jessica Lynch is tickled pink: Her first baby with beau Wes Robinson will be a girl, she tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "We are ecstatic it's a little girl," Lynch says, adding that she's eager to go shopping …

Why was Nicky Hilton even on Letterman?  —  Most.  Awkward.  Interview.  Ever.  —  Lord knows how Nicky Hilton finagled her way onto Letterman, but it sure was uncomfortable while she was there.  In what I assume were possibly the longest 9 minutes of his life, Dave tried to get an ounce …

Even Muppets Go Gaga For Maria Menounos  —  If there were ever any doubts as to our feathered friend's gender, this picture pretty much answers that mystery.  The look on Big Bird's face says it all.  It's the same goofy reaction any healthy male, Muppet or otherwise, would have if Maria Menounos were standing so close.