Lindsay Lohan & Keira Knightley Lesbian Sex Coming To A Theatre Near You  —  Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are set to light up the screen together in a film about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, in which they play women who are sexually attracted to each other.

OIL-RICH DAVISES RUN DRY  —  OILY heir Brandon Davis appears to be running out of reserves.  Though he made fun of Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan, scoffing that she "only" had $7 million, the grandson of supposed billionaire Marvin Davis bounced a $10,000 check he gave to "Girls Gone Wild" …

Boy Madonna Hopes to Adopt Leaves Africa  —  A private jet carrying David Banda, the 1-year-old Malawian boy whom Madonna hopes to adopt, departed the African country on Monday, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  "At about 4 o'clock Malawi time, we stamped five passports.

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Britney's Back!  —  • You Sexy B*tch!  —  For all you Britney fans waiting for the return of the young, sexy, pop star we once knew and loved, I think it's safe to say she's on her way back!  Just four weeks ago Brit gave birth to baby boy Sutton and she's already lookin' hot!

Vaughn to sue over kiss reports  —  Vince Vaughn, the US actor dating former Friends star Jennifer Aniston, is to sue two UK newspapers.  —  He is taking legal action against the Sun, Daily Mirror and New York Post after they said he kissed a "mystery woman" at a London charity event.

Britney is Back!!!  —  Look who came out of hiding!  What an exciting Monday!  First Ryan, then George, and now Britney (and you have no idea what else we have in store for today so stay tuned).  Oh we can hardly contain ourselves!!!  —  Brit Brit headed to Planet Blue for a little shopping this weekend.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON RECORD DEAL IN THE WORKS  —  Scarlett Johansson Record Deal in the Works  —  Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan are about to have something in common.  —  Scarlett, I am told, has signed a deal to make her first record.  "Scarlett Sings Tom Waits" …

John Cena vs. K-Fed: A Dream Come True  —  Perhaps you have seen Kevin Federline in all his slacker glory and thought to yourself, "Man, I would love to body slam that guy!"  Well, WWE champ John Cena has lived out your fantasy.  —  During a taped episode of "Monday Night RAW" …

Jessica Dishes with Rachael Ray  —  Jessica and her boobs left Il Sole the other night but this morning you could see Jess on Rachael Ray's new talk show.  The two chatted about everything from Jessica's favorite food, Velveeta cheese to her crush on Johnny Depp.  Here's more:

JUST PLANE HYPOCRISY  —  LEONARDO DiCa prio - the environ mental avenger - has no problems preaching about the evils of gas-guzzling cars, but, like his green pal Laurie David, he just can't give up the fossil fuel- chugging pri vate planes.  On Thursday, DiCaprio, his mom …

Party Time, Excellent  —  When you need to generate publicity for the release of your debut album or the launch of a new reality TV show what's the first thing a celeb should do in order to maximize their visibility?  That's right ... you take your sorry ass to a wrestling match and stand around like a tool.

Ryan and Rachel: Back On?  —  Have Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling rekindled their flame?  The Notebook costars reportedly broke up this summer, but the native Canadians (both hail from Ontario) looked very much the happy couple on Sunday in Toronto, where they took their dog to the park.

Steve Irwin's Daughter Bindi Filming Own Show  —  Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin may be gone, but his love for animals will live on - through his and his wife Terri's 8-year-old daughter, Bindi.  —  Bindi Irwin is currently shooting Bindi, The Jungle Girl, a 26-part wildlife documentary …

Oh Boy, George  —  In the wake of his drugs bust this summer, the troubled singer is back, spitting venom at his contemporaries  —  Boy George is bitter.  After a troubled year culminating in a spell sweeping the streets of New York after a cocaine bust, the famously outspoken singer …

Nicole Kidman Tours Kosovo for the U.N.  —  Nicole Kidman toured Kosovo this weekend on behalf of the United Nations, the Associated Press reports.  —  The actress was named goodwill ambassador for UNIFEM, the U.N. Development Fund for Women, in January, and this trip was her first assignment in that role.

Brad & Angelina: 'Go Goa!'  —  Looks like the Jolie-Pitt family had a busy weekend!!  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took a break this weekend and flew off to Goa, India with their three kids (Maddox and Zahara pictured above).  One airport official spilled the beans: "Angelina Jolie …

Will Lindsay Lohan take a break from acting?  —  'I want to travel and learn more about other cultures' says the starlet  —  Will Lindsay Lohan take a hiatus from acting?  —  The partying "Mean Girls" star says she loves to travel to foreign countries where she can blend in with the locals - and may take a year off to do just that.