PARIS SHUNS NEXT AWFUL FLICK  —  PARIS Hilton is desperately trying to distance herself from yet another movie fiasco.  —  The celebutard - whose screen credits include the self-made porno flick "One Night in Paris" and the box-office bomb "House of Wax" - starred in National Lampoon's …

Daniel Smith Funeral Today  —  After 39 days — Anna Nicole will finally bury her son Daniel in the Bahamas today.  —  ANNA NICOLE SMITH will lay her son DANIEL to rest in the Bahamas today, more than a month after his passing.  —  It was on September 10 that Daniel …

O.J. Simpson to confess - hypothetically  —  Plus: Toni Braxton sobs while discussing autistic son  —  O.J. Simpson is confessing.  Hypothetically, that is.  —  The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson …

Armani to Design Katie's Wedding Dress  —  Us has has learned that famed fashion designer, Giorgio Armani, has been asked to design Katie Holmes' wedding dress for her upcoming wedding to actor Tom Cruise.  —  "I can confirm that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have asked Giorgio Armani to design …

Madonna spends £15,000 on new nursery...while baby's father returns to the fields  —  As Madonna's adopted baby David Banda adjusted to his new life of bewildering wealth, his father has got back to the business of growing enough food to stay alive.  —  Subsistence farmer Yohane Banda spent …

Aniston/Vaughn Split Downgraded to a "Break"  —  Friends of Jennifer Aniston tell Us Weekly that the break-up between the actress and Vince Vaughn has been downgraded to a "break."  (Hello, Ross and Rachel!)  —  Though the couple have not been spotted together for seven weeks …

US EXCLUSIVE: Jaime Pressly Engaged!  —  A rep for Jaime Pressly confirms exclusively to Us that the My Name is Earl star was engaged over the weekend to her DJ beau of one year, Eric Cubiche.  "Jaime is officially engaged," says Pressly publicist Megan Pope.  —  Pressly received the ring yesterday, October 17.

Even as a teen, Rove could Bug the opposition  —  GOP wizard Karl Rove has been crowing this week that, despite discouraging poll numbers, his party will hold on to both the House and Senate in the midterm elections.  But that's no surprise to folks who remember when Rove himself was a candidate …

Rachel Bilson See Through Pictures  —  I'm not sure when these pictures were taken but does it really matter?  It's Rachel Bilson in a see through top and that my friends, never gets dated.  So having said that, enjoy Rachel and her cute little boobies.  —  Related Articles:

Kissing Kate  —  Jack Osbourne is evidently claiming that he once kissed Kate Moss at a party and Pete Doherty is not pleased.  The now questionably drug-free Babyshambles singer is livid, even going so far as to call Jack bad names.  I never thought I'd ever take Pete Doherty's side on anything …

The Office Thursday on Give Me My Remote  —  Thursday - my favorite day of the week.  And time for a little tradition we have hear at GiveMeMyRemote.com called "Office Thursdays".  This is when I try to catch you up on all the latest Office gossip.  Y'all know The Office is my favorite show …

MADGEWEAR, COMING SOON TO T.J. MAXX  —  While Madonna is busy matching her Malawian baby to her Prada tote, her fashion line at Swedish retail giant H&M appears to be bombing.  —  Three months after Madonna launched her tracksuit in three colors, bountiful stocks of the girl's materials hang …

Sofia Coppola Is Expecting a Daughter  —  Sofia Coppola is seven months pregnant with her first child - a daughter, she has revealed.  —  "I'm so excited to have a little girl," the Marie Antoinette director, 35, tells USA Today.  —  The father is Coppola's boyfriend, Thomas Mars, a singer for the French band Phoenix.

Paul McCartney Speaks Out About Domestic Abuse Allegations  —  Paul McCartney has broken his silence and issued a statement regarding domestic abuse allegations made against him by his wife, Heather Mills.  The following statement was provided to Access Hollywood:

Wad of cash frees rapper  —  Unlocking a stainless steel briefcase, Fabolous' money manager removed $15,000 in cash and slid the crisp bills under a courthouse window yesterday - freeing the wounded Brooklyn rapper on bail shortly after he was hit with gun charges.

Osbourne plans to remove gastric band  —  NEW YORK - Sharon Osbourne says she plans to remove a gastric band that helped her lose 125 pounds and instead rely on psychotherapy to cope with her weight issues.  —  "I have to figure out why I do what I do to myself," the 54-year-old wife/manager …

Sew You Think You Can Design?  —  OMG!  IT FINALLY HAPPENED ... OH, THE HORROR ... THE HORROR!!!  VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS LAUNCHED AN ALL OUT ATTACK ON THE BEAUTIFUL CITY OF PARIS, FRANCE!!!!!  IF YOU CAN READ THIS MESSAGE — RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!  —  It is unsure if there is anything left …

Clooney is not Hosting Katie's Wedding  —  We now all know Katie and Tom will be saying I do in Armani for their wedding day, but we still don't have the date and location confirmed.  It sounded like it might take place at George Clooney's villa in Lake Como, Italy, but George's people …

Here Comes Baby Spelling!  —  Tori Spelling and her actor husband, Dean McDermott, grace the cover of the new OK! magazine in the U.S., and the 90210 vet, who is embroiled in a bitter feud with her mother and lost her father earlier this summer, tells the magazine:

Jeffrey Sebelia wins `Project Runway'  —  NEW YORK — Jeffrey Sebelia was the guy who viewers loved to hate.  And they'll be seeing much more of him now.  —  Sebelia was crowned the winner of Bravo's "Project Runway" in the fashion competition show's finale Wednesday night.  —  "I'm shocked," he said.

EXCLUSIVE!  - Kevin Parties With Girls While Brit's Away!  —  HOT LINKS :  —  Last night we caught K Fed leaving his friend's house in the Valley (what is that, 3rd time this week?)  There were two guys plus Kevin and three girls — you do the math!  They all headed to Les Deux …