Tyra Banks is out of her mind  —  Any sexual attraction I ever had for this woman has very swiftly and surely been crushed.  I was half expecting her to start eating the furniture, or go on a quest for tin foil to make a special hat that keeps out mind-reading space rays.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Resurfaces  —  It's about time.  After Maddox and Zahara both made appearances in the last couple of weeks in India, Shiloh had to eventually show her pretty little face.  Mother and daughter were on a stroll through the streets of India with a guard in tow.  Cute.

Skinny Carmen Electra  —  Here are some recent pictures of Carmen Electra.  As many of you may remember, she lost some weight a few months ago during the break-up with her husband Dave Navarro.  —  It doesn't look like she's gained any of the weight back... she is still thin.

GOOD TO HER FANS  —  GLORIA Estefan isn't afraid of any bomb scare.  La diva latina was trying to get to a signing for her new children's book, "Noelle's Treasure Tales," in Ridgewood, N.J., the other morning, when her limo got caught in traffic due to a bomb scare on the George Washington Bridge.

Tom Cruise has a cameltoe  —  For men, it's usually called a "moose-knuckle", but Tom's crotch looks so womanly in this pic on GabSmash we're going with "cameltoe"...  Celebrity Cameltoes: Fabio, Clay, Lindsay & tons more!  —  Madonna shows off her cameltoe  —  Karl Lagerfeld's giant scary moose knuckle below...

Keith Urban Enters Rehab  —  It appeared his life was picture perfect, but now Keith Urban says he's been battling alcohol abuse and has entered a treatment rehabilitation center.  —  According to a statement issued by Urban's publicist, the country singer checked himself in last night with Nicole Kidman …

What is Jude Reaching For?  —  Source

Those Crazy World Dominating Beckhams  —  Knight of the Realm sounds very "Dungeons and Dragons" but David Beckham is about to become a Lord.  Prime minister Tony Blair has David on his list of 2007 honors.  Meaning the Becks will turn into Lord and Lady Beckham.  Hello Magazine reports:

Brody and LC Make It Official  —  It's official... after breaking up with Kristin and then Nicole, Brody has moved on with another real life OC girl, Lauren Conrad.  We are loving the high school drama, and that Brody is hooking up with Kristin's number one enemy.  People reports:

Celebrity mugshots  —  OK, they're fake.  But these made-up mugshots of famous mugs by Worth1000 could come true at any moment... Celebrity Mugshots  —  Arresting star drama...  Johnny Depp bar brawl  —  Paris Hilton instigates fight  —  Glenn Danzig get decked by a fan

Mary-Kate has a new man  —  Mary-Kate Olsen was supposedly left brokenhearted after Paris Hilton stole her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, last year.  But now the twin is rumoured to have bounced back into the game with Uma Thurman's nephew, Maxwell Snow.  —  Apparently Olsen and Snow …

SHANNA GETS THE LAST WORD!  —  Star caught up with beauty queen-turned-reality TV star Shanna Moakler, 31, during a recent New York City event for the launch of Smirnoff Twisted V Arctic Berry vodka.  In this exclusive interview, Shanna opens up about being voted off Dancing With the Stars …

Friends and Neighbors  —  Jennifer Aniston just bought herself a new house in Beverly Hills.  The six bedroom property cost a reported $10.6 million (less than half of what she made in one year on Friends) and is just a stone's throw away from bff Courteney Cox!

Grey's Anatomy Gets Gay  —  You probably heard the story about that fight breaking out on the set of Grey's Anatomy last week.  If you didn't, then click on those red words in the previous sentence so you can catch up.  It's easier for me to keep typing this stuff than to explain what happened.

Ryan Phillippe's Dreams Come True  —  Ryan Phillippe was on The Early Show this morning talking about his upcoming film Flag of Our Fathers (out today).  Here are choice quotes from the interview: … More pictures of Ryan, 32, from the FOOF press conference at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills earlier this month!

Britney Spears' Diet Strategy  —  Britney Spears has reportedly indulged in a massive shopping spree to celebrate the return of her pre-pregnancy figure.  World Entertainment Network News reveals: … Britney Spears is a real dummy.  Everybody knows the best way to "treat yourself" …

Sophia Bush, Hilarie Burton, and Danneel Harris - One Tree Hill Hotties do Maxim Magazine  —  As far as good TV is concerned, One Tree Hill isn't it.  In fact, this season is by far the worst so far, with ever more ludicrous plots, two-dimensional characters, and acting that you can actually see get worse and worse by the minute.

Paris Hilton And Her Doggy Bag  —  It's apparent to me now why Paris Hilton spoils that little rat dog of hers so much.  She must feel guilty about the way she treats the poor thing.  I sometimes wonder if she realizes she's carrying around a little dog or some kind of Tijuana rat-skin handbag.

Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures... Again  —  So, if you go through my Kate Hudson Archive, it's pretty much just Kate Hudson bikini pictures.  I know there's a whole lot of gossip about her and Owen Wilson, but for some reason, I never quite got around to talking about that crap.