Slap Naomi with new assault charge  —  LONDON - Guess no one ever told Naomi Campbell that "pretty is as pretty does."  —  The catwalk queen was arrested yesterday on suspicion of assault after another woman charged that the supermodel attacked her, police and media reports said.

Madonna's Banda Of Joy  —  Madonna shared these SUPER CUTE pictures of her adopted son, David, on The Oprah Winfrey Show just minutes ago.  HOW ADORABLE IS DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  More family photos in the gallery...  13-month old David Banda now lives with Madonna and hubby Guy Ritchie …

Kevin Federline is a legend in his own mind  —  Plus: A 'Posh' wedding for Katie Holmes  —  Kevin Federline, the most underrated performer in his field.  Whatever field that may be.  —  The world may not yet know that Kevin Federline is a major star - but he seems quite convinced of it.

Pete Doherty to Wed Kate Moss 'Soon'  —  Doherty and Moss on Sept. 25  —  Supermodel Kate Moss intends to marry her boyfriend Pete Doherty, according to the British singer.  —  Doherty, the lead singer in the band Babyshambles, was noticed by fans walking in central London's Tottenham Court Road …

Kevin Federline: Criticism's a Bum Rap  —  Kevin Federline has gotten his share of criticism, but the aspiring rapper takes it all in stride.  —  "If you want to hate me, cool, hate me," Federline, 28, tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  "You know why?  Because all it's going to do is help me."

Matt Leinart and Brynn Cameron Have Baby Boy  —  Matt Leinart and girlfriend Brynn Cameron welcomed their first child early Tuesday morning.  The baby boy, which the couple has named Cole Cameron Leinart, weighed 6 pounds 7 ounces.  —  Leinart, 23, is a quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals …

Axed exec the roast of the town  —  It wasn't enough of an indignity that his boss, Sumner Redstone, drop-kicked him out of his CEO's office at Viacom last summer.  Yesterday at the Pierre, Tom Freston had to relive the whole ordeal when "friends" honored the unemployed exec.

OMG, how sporty: Mario Lopez  —  I'm going out of town until Tuesday, so you will see fewer postings until then, but don't worry.  I won't leave you completely dry.  Make sure to keep checking in for some tasty bits, and I will be back next week in full force.

Politician: Anna Nicole Unfit for the Bahamas  —  Anna Nicole Smith has already been ordered to vacate her Bahamas home by Oct. 31, and now a politician has questioned whether she's fit to be a resident of the country.  —  Hubert Ingraham, head of the main opposition Free National Movement …

SJP Trick-or-Treats to Make a Difference  —  SJP will be trick or treating for the children this year.  The fashionista is a big supporter of UNICEF as well as their Ambassador, and she reveals it's actually one of her oldest childhood memories.  We all know little James Wilke is very special to SJP …

Did Diddy Have A Hissy?  —  Sean 'Diddy' Combs is again at the centert of controvery - this time for allegedly having a hissy fit while plugging his new CD on Sirius satellite radio.  —  "He was throwing a tantrum" a witness reports.  "He had his team around him and he was cursing up a storm …

Lurid Details Revealed in Hasselhoff Divorce  —  Lurid details of David Hasselhoff's ongoing divorce from his estranged wife Pamela Bach were inadvertently entered into public record on Wednesday.  —  A 66-page filing by Hasselhoff's lawyers alleges that Bach, 43, tested positive for cocaine …

Nicole Finds Comfort in Mystery Man  —  Who's that boy?  Quien es, ese chico?  Who's that boy?  I guess yesterday's reunion with DJ AM is long forgotten now that Nicole's got this hot Earl on her arm.  The two were at Arclight Cinema taking in a movie in Hollywood yesterday evening.

Dancing with the Stars: What You Didn't See  —  From behind the scenes: Mario misses his mom, Emmitt has his eyes on the prize and more  —  Where Was Mama Lopez?  —  Mario Lopez's biggest supporter was missing Tuesday night, but don't worry, mom Elvia had a good excuse …