Naomi assault rap 9th in 8 years  —  COPS were quizzing supermodel Naomi Campbell over an alleged assault yesterday — her NINTH rap in eight years.  —  She returned to a central London police station this morning but has been rebailed until December.  —  The volatile model has a long list …

Kevin Federline is a legend in his own mind  —  Plus: A 'Posh' wedding for Katie Holmes  —  Kevin Federline, the most underrated performer in his field.  Whatever field that may be.  —  The world may not yet know that Kevin Federline is a major star - but he seems quite convinced of it.

Kevin Federline: Criticism's a Bum Rap  —  Kevin Federline has gotten his share of criticism, but the aspiring rapper takes it all in stride.  —  "If you want to hate me, cool, hate me," Federline, 28, tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  "You know why?  Because all it's going to do is help me."

Lance Bass' Boyfriend Not Making Friends with New Bio  —  Former N*SYNC star, Lance Bance and his boyfriend, Amazing Race star, Reichen Lehmkuhl are facing down death threats after the release of Lehmkuhl's memoir detailing his abuse in the military.  —  The book, Here's What We'll Say …

Axed exec the roast of the town  —  It wasn't enough of an indignity that his boss, Sumner Redstone, drop-kicked him out of his CEO's office at Viacom last summer.  Yesterday at the Pierre, Tom Freston had to relive the whole ordeal when "friends" honored the unemployed exec.

Bahamas investigating Anna Nicole Smith  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - Authorities are investigating whether Anna Nicole Smith legally obtained permanent residency in the Bahamas, the country's immigration director said Thursday.  —  The probe centers on the $1 million mansion that lawyers for Smith claimed …

Matt Leinart and Brynn Cameron Have Baby Boy  —  Matt Leinart and girlfriend Brynn Cameron welcomed their first child early Tuesday morning.  The baby boy, which the couple has named Cole Cameron Leinart, weighed 6 pounds 7 ounces.  —  Leinart, 23, is a quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals …

OMG, how sporty: Mario Lopez  —  I'm going out of town until Tuesday, so you will see fewer postings until then, but don't worry.  I won't leave you completely dry.  Make sure to keep checking in for some tasty bits, and I will be back next week in full force.

Liveblogging Oprah's interview with Madonna  —  OMG so excited: Someone is finally going to explain to me how it is that Madonna can adopt an "orphan" that still has a dad!  And the person who is going to explain that?  Oprah!  Also helping her explain?  Madonna!  This deserves a liveblog, so strap in, kiddies.

Pete Doherty to Wed Kate Moss 'Soon'  —  Doherty and Moss on Sept. 25  —  Supermodel Kate Moss intends to marry her boyfriend Pete Doherty, according to the British singer.  —  Doherty, the lead singer in the band Babyshambles, was noticed by fans walking in central London's Tottenham Court Road …

Lindsay Lohan Goes Commando  —  Lindsay Lohan is ready to do her part for the troops — as long as it includes free drinks and a VIP room.  The actress stepped out last night for Xbox's Gears of War launch party in Hollywood, and generously made time for a photo op with some "servicemen."

K-Fed Thinks Highly Of Himself  —  ...which is good, because at least one person on this planet should.  I guess.  —  From MSNBC.com: … ALSO … You really have to admire this guy for...actually, no. No you don't.  There is no good or honest way to finish that sentence …

Fans want 'Paris' killed  —  POOR old PARIS HILTON.  —  The socialite has topped a grisly new poll as the celebrity film fans would most like to see DIE in a horror movie.  —  However I'm pretty sure the wannabe singer/actress will take the news as a compliment.

Angelina set to adopt another baby  —  Angelina Jolie is adopting an Indian baby to add to her growing international brood, according to US reports.  —  Sources say the big-hearted actress and partner Brad Pitt have already applied to adopt a tot from an Indian orphanage.

Posh Helps Plan Katie's I Dos  —  There are more than a few benefits associated in being BFF with fashionista Victoria Beckham.  Katie Holmes recently went on a fabulous girls-only getaway with Posh to take in Paris Fashion Week and of course lots of shopping.

Lurid Details Revealed in Hasselhoff Divorce  —  Lurid details of David Hasselhoff's ongoing divorce from his estranged wife Pamela Bach were inadvertently entered into public record on Wednesday.  —  A 66-page filing by Hasselhoff's lawyers alleges that Bach, 43, tested positive for cocaine …

Nicole Finds Comfort in Mystery Man  —  Who's that boy?  Quien es, ese chico?  Who's that boy?  I guess yesterday's reunion with DJ AM is long forgotten now that Nicole's got this hot Earl on her arm.  The two were at Arclight Cinema taking in a movie in Hollywood yesterday evening.

TEARS FOR PITT FLICK  —  THERE are no hard feelings between Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt, judging by the raves Paltrow heaped on her former boyfriend after the Cinema Society screening of Pitt's new movie, "Babel."  Paltrow said she was so moved she had to go home, cry and hug her children.