Lindsay Lohan Still Thinks She Has Talent  —  I hate to have to break it to Lindsay Lohan, but the reason people are interested in her is not because of her talent.  That couldn't be the reason, because she has no talent.  What she has is big breasts, a pretty face (sometimes), and the uncanny ability to do and say the dumbest things.

Kevin Federline is a legend in his own mind  —  Plus: A 'Posh' wedding for Katie Holmes  —  Kevin Federline, the most underrated performer in his field.  Whatever field that may be.  —  The world may not yet know that Kevin Federline is a major star - but he seems quite convinced of it.

Family Ties  —  Well ... David and I made it to San Francisco last night ... it was the smoothest trip I've ever been on.  Traffic on the usually horrible 405 freeway was nonexistent, our shuttle to the airport was on time and quicker than usual, there was no line at the ticket counter …

Nicole Stands By Her Man  —  Newlyweds Nicole and Keith are avoiding singing the blues.  Nicole is standing by her man like a good wife and we wish them the best of luck during this trying time.  More details are unfolding about what happened before Keith entered rehab.

Perez to Photog: You Don't Know Sh**  —  The famous gossipista Perez Hilton got into it last night with a paparazzo who accused the blogger of pilfering photos.  —  The incident occurred outside an Xbox 360 party at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.  The photographer confronted Perez, accusing him of stealing photographs for his blog.

Angelina set to adopt another baby  —  Angelina Jolie is adopting an Indian baby to add to her growing international brood, according to US reports.  —  Sources say the big-hearted actress and partner Brad Pitt have already applied to adopt a tot from an Indian orphanage.

TEARS FOR PITT FLICK  —  THERE are no hard feelings between Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt, judging by the raves Paltrow heaped on her former boyfriend after the Cinema Society screening of Pitt's new movie, "Babel."  Paltrow said she was so moved she had to go home, cry and hug her children.

Tara on "View" — Pretend This Is a Piece of Paper..  —  Tara Reid made a guest-hosting appearance on "The View" this morning, and let's just say Ms. Reid seemed a little, well, caffeine-deprived during her stint at the "Hot Topics" table.  —  Talking to Rosie, Joy, and Elisabeth …

Kevin Federline: Criticism's a Bum Rap  —  Kevin Federline has gotten his share of criticism, but the aspiring rapper takes it all in stride.  —  "If you want to hate me, cool, hate me," Federline, 28, tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  "You know why?  Because all it's going to do is help me."

OMG, how sporty: Mario Lopez  —  I'm going out of town until Tuesday, so you will see fewer postings until then, but don't worry.  I won't leave you completely dry.  Make sure to keep checking in for some tasty bits, and I will be back next week in full force.

Axed exec the roast of the town  —  It wasn't enough of an indignity that his boss, Sumner Redstone, drop-kicked him out of his CEO's office at Viacom last summer.  Yesterday at the Pierre, Tom Freston had to relive the whole ordeal when "friends" honored the unemployed exec.

Evangeline Lilly's Little Arms Are A Big Problem  —  Evangeline Lilly looks like she's having a tough time with that surf board.  At first, I thought it was because her board must be at least 3 feet wide, making it almost impossible for her to get her arm around the thing.  Then I realized the board wasn't the problem.

Father still worried by Madonna adoption  —  LILONGWE, Malawi - The father of the 13-month-old Malawian boy Madonna is trying to adopt said he is afraid criticism of her plans would persuade the pop star to drop her efforts.  —  "I am afraid Madonna may get angry and frustrated and decide …

Lance Bass' Boyfriend Not Making Friends with New Bio  —  Former N*SYNC star, Lance Bance and his boyfriend, Amazing Race star, Reichen Lehmkuhl are facing down death threats after the release of Lehmkuhl's memoir detailing his abuse in the military.  —  The book, Here's What We'll Say …

Kournikova's Crystals Shine  —  Swarovski crystals are used to bling any and everything these days.  Former tennis glamour girl Anna Kournikova looked mighty slim and traim as she helped promote the new Swarovski Shop yesterday afternoon in Barcelona, Spain.

Tara Reid opens up about plastic surgery  —  'I became known as having the ugliest breast in the world' says starlet … LOS ANGELES - Tara Reid is trying to reclaim her career with the Internet Halloween horror film "Incubus."  But why is she reclaiming at only 30 years old?

America's Next Top Sex Kittens  —  Yet another lame photoshoot on last night's America's Next Top Model.  Tyra Banks was as annoying as ever.  She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.  One minute she's telling a girl that she looks like she doesn't want to be here and then she's telling …

Cheap and easy celebrity costume  —  Here's an easy costume idea... "Celebrity Baby Smuggler" - dark wig or scarf, large sunglasses, doll with a blanket drapped over it, head down.  And it's timely... Angelina, Britney, Madonna, Katie, Gwyneth, Jennifer, Gwen... 2006 has been the year of celebrity baby hiding.