Paris Lays Down the Law  —  Paris and Stavros went to a Halloween party in the Hollywood Hills last night — Paris in her usual lingerie-inspired costume, a cop this year (last year was a bunny and a cavewoman).  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

SHOPPING SHAM  —  HULK Hogan's daughter wants people to think she's a big spender.  In town promoting her debut album, "Undiscovered," Brooke Hogan waltzed into the LF store on Fifth Avenue with her wrestler dad and a Teen People camera crew shooting their every move.

Brad Pitt Seeks Trespassing Charges Against E!  —  Reps for Brad Pitt are seeking trespassing charges against E! Networks after a producer and cameraman allegedly walked onto the actor's property in the Hollywood Hills last week.  —  "Yes, we have filed trespassing charges against E! …

Dick Clark returning for '07 show  —  NEW YORK (AP) — As he did last year, Dick Clark will co-host the annual New Year's Rockin' Eve.  —  The former American Bandstand host, now 76, will join Ryan Seacrest and musical guest Christina Aguilera to ring in 2007 before a national TV audience of millions.

Kate and Ryder Down Under  —  Kate Hudson and Ryder have headed to Queensland, Australia, where Kate is working on her latest film.  She will be reuniting with Matthew McConaughey for another romantic comedy called Fool's Gold.  Ryder's hair must be longer than Mommy's now.

What do Cameron Diaz and her sweaty pits smell like?  —  I'm going with rancid Stilton cheese and cat urine with a touch of bitterness.  What do you think?  This 'Sweaty Betty' was spotted having lunch with a friend at Il Pistaio Restaurant in Beverly Hills.  —  Pictures by London Entertainment

FRIDAY'S "GOSSIP BONANZA"  —  Jay-Z has laughed off rumors he is planning to leave "Def Jam Records," insisting he will remain president of the label until 2008.  Jay took the post in January of 2005, signing a three-year contract at the label.  He says, "Everything is good …

The Adorable Afflecks  —  Jen, Ben and Violet were seen leaving a film studio in LA. Can you believe little Violet is almost a year old already?  Jennifer showed us all that she is totally back into shape with her stunning look at the Hollywood Film Festival.

I Banged Britney!  —  Eminem celebrated the two year anniversary of "Shade 45," his Sirius Satellite Radio station, by appearing on the channel this week and dropping some bombs.  —  In addition to reconfirming (as has been previously reported) that he's had sexual relations with Mariah Carey …

Mary Kate Olsen Keeps Wearing Ugly Clothing  —  When did she become fashion roadkill?  Those shoes, the scraggily hair, the shirts without pants, the purse that's six times as big as her head?  Plus, her penchant for black tights is getting old.  I think someone needs to take Ashley to Glamor Shots.

Separated at mouth  —  "for real: when did Janice Dickinson become Steven Tyler?"  —  Another fabulous call from the genius of fourfour  —  Janice Dickinson lists the stars she's f'd  —  One more side-by-side comparison below...

"Scrubs" — NBC's Savior?  —  Bill Lawrence is going to rescue NBC.  Ok, maybe not.  But with the news this week that his show "Scrubs" is moving to the coveted-but-dreaded Thursday night at 9PM time slot, the Emmy-nominated series is being counted on to help the network bring back the glory days of Thursday nights on NBC.

Winona Ryder's Psychopathic Tendencies  —  If it wasn't for Winona Ryder's "psychopathic tendencies," she wouldn't have been hired for her latest job.  The actress has been hired to star in Daniel Waters' upcoming movie "Sex And Death 101." … More photos (Winona with Rufus Wainwright …

Kirstie Fingers the Photogs  —  Like Barbra Streisand and David Schwimmer before her, Kirstie Alley likes to drop the F-bomb.  —  The former "Fat Actress" was shopping at the chic Beverly Hills boutique Theodore, when Alley noticed the paparazzi and non-chalantly flipped them the bird.  Cheers!

POPULAR 'GIRLS'  —  JERI Ryan says her co-stars can't keep their eyes off her ample chest.  "It's a good thing that I'm not one of those prissy girls," the buxom blonde, who stars in "Shark" with James Woods, tells the December FHM.  "Within 30 seconds of meeting Jimmy, he began commenting on the 'The Girls,' as I refer to my boobs.

Joanie Fugger  —  So, former WWE personality Joanie "Chyna" Laurer is kind of a mess to begin with, right?  I mean, this is really no good at all:  —  Like, what's the deal with the skinny brown leather man's belt layered over a high-waisted, white handkerchief hemmed skirt?

Nicole Kidman's Head Hangs Low  —  Nicole Kidman didn't give paparazzi a good shot yesterday afternoon as she was spotted leaving a gym in West Hollywood.  With her head bowed down, Nicole, 39, took to the gym for a session with her trainer to take her mind off of things.

Tara Reid Admits Carson Daly Was The Love Of Her Life  —  Tara Reid has credited TV host Carson Daly as the love of her life, insisting she'd be a happily married mom now if the couple hadn't split.  The couple dated and was briefly engaged in 2000 and 2001 before they separated …