Paris Lays Down the Law  —  Paris and Stavros went to a Halloween party in the Hollywood Hills last night — Paris in her usual lingerie-inspired costume, a cop this year (last year was a bunny and a cavewoman).  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

SHOPPING SHAM  —  HULK Hogan's daughter wants people to think she's a big spender.  In town promoting her debut album, "Undiscovered," Brooke Hogan waltzed into the LF store on Fifth Avenue with her wrestler dad and a Teen People camera crew shooting their every move.

Answers!  Dancers!  Prancers!  Vixens!  —  We realize that earlier this month, when ABC announced William Shatner would host a game show for the network called "Show Me the Money," we wrote that details of the show, which were sketchy in the network's announcement, didn't really matter.

Daddy Bizkit  —  HOT LINKS :  —  Daddy Durst took son Dallas to the pumpkin patch yesterday and check out his gray beard!  He's looking more like grandpappy Durst!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Judge postpones Madonna adoption hearing  —  LILONGWE, Malawi - The father of the 13-month-old Malawian boy Madonna is trying to adopt insisted Friday that he supports her plan, and criticized human rights activists here who want the courts to review the process.

Brad Pitt Seeks Trespassing Charges Against E!  —  Reps for Brad Pitt are seeking trespassing charges against E! Networks after a producer and cameraman allegedly walked onto the actor's property in the Hollywood Hills last week.  —  "Yes, we have filed trespassing charges against E! …

Dick Clark returning for '07 show  —  NEW YORK - As he did last year, Dick Clark will co-host the annual "New Year's Rockin' Eve."  The former "American Bandstand" host, now 76, will join Ryan Seacrest and musical guest Christina Aguilera to ring in 2007 before a national TV audience of millions.

What do Cameron Diaz and her sweaty pits smell like?  —  I'm going with rancid Stilton cheese and cat urine with a touch of bitterness.  What do you think?  This 'Sweaty Betty' was spotted having lunch with a friend at Il Pistaio Restaurant in Beverly Hills.  —  Pictures by London Entertainment

Talking with Amy Sedaris, the hostess with the mostess  —  Amy Sedaris, best known for playing hooker-turned- high-school-student Jerri Blank on Strangers With Candy, offers up her sweeter side with I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, out now from Warner Books (also available as an audio book).

The Adorable Afflecks  —  Jen, Ben and Violet were seen leaving a film studio in LA. Can you believe little Violet is almost a year old already?  Jennifer showed us all that she is totally back into shape with her stunning look at the Hollywood Film Festival.

Snoop Dogg Arrested at Burbank Airport  —  Snoop Dogg was arrested Thursday afternoon at Burbank, Calif.'s Bob Hope Airport on suspicion of possessing marijuana and a handgun, police tell the Los Angeles Times.  —  The rapper (real name: Calvin Broadus), 35, was arrested by officers …

I Banged Britney!  —  Eminem celebrated the two year anniversary of "Shade 45," his Sirius Satellite Radio station, by appearing on the channel this week and dropping some bombs.  —  In addition to reconfirming (as has been previously reported) that he's had sexual relations with Mariah Carey …

Mary Kate Olsen Keeps Wearing Ugly Clothing  —  When did she become fashion roadkill?  Those shoes, the scraggily hair, the shirts without pants, the purse that's six times as big as her head?  Plus, her penchant for black tights is getting old.  I think someone needs to take Ashley to Glamor Shots.

Kate and Ryder Down Under  —  Kate Hudson and Ryder have headed to Queensland, Australia, where Kate is working on her latest film.  She will be reuniting with Matthew McConaughey for another romantic comedy called Fool's Gold.  Ryder's hair must be longer than Mommy's now.

FRIDAY'S "GOSSIP BONANZA"  —  Jay-Z has laughed off rumors he is planning to leave "Def Jam Records," insisting he will remain president of the label until 2008.  Jay took the post in January of 2005, signing a three-year contract at the label.  He says, "Everything is good …

Ado at NBC over ad for Dixie Chicks film  —  NEW YORK - The Dixie Chicks are again at the center of a controversy over the limits of opinionated talk.  A film company said Friday that NBC wouldn't accept an advertisement for "Shut Up & Sing," a movie about the fuss created …

Joanie Fugger  —  So, former WWE personality Joanie "Chyna" Laurer is kind of a mess to begin with, right?  I mean, this is really no good at all:  —  Like, what's the deal with the skinny brown leather man's belt layered over a high-waisted, white handkerchief hemmed skirt?