KEVIN'S BAD RAP  —  SHOCKINGLY enough, no one in New York wants to hear Kevin Federline rap.  Our spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline's Nov. 4 show that "we may just cancel it.  New Yorkers are clearly not fans of 'Popozao' [Federline's pathetic first single]."

Naked ploy for Cross' cash  —  Marcia Cross is a real redhead — judging by some nude photos that the genuinely desperate "Housewife" hopes to keep off the market.  —  Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt has gotten his hands on more than 200 personal photos of the titian-tressed actress.

Exclusive: Sources Say Richie Collapses at Hyde  —  Sources tell TMZ that Nicole Richie passed out at Hyde nightclub early Sunday morning in Hollywood.  —  We're told it occurred just before 2 a.m., when Richie passed out and fell to the floor.  An employee approached Richie and her friends and said he was calling 911.

Custom-made Armani wedding for TomKat?  —  Plus, Anna Nicole may have to exhume son's body for return to U.S.  —  Win Mcnamee / Getty Images  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly will marry at Giorgio Armani's Italian villa - or is it a scam to draw the send the paparazzi to the wrong location?

Michael Jackson to appear at awards show  —  LONDON (AP) — Michael Jackson will make a rare public appearance at the World Music Awards in London next month, organizers announced Sunday.  —  The reclusive king of pop will receive a Diamond Award, given to artists who sell more than 100 million albums …

Will Anna Nicole Exhume Her Son's Body?  —  If Anna Nicole Smith is forced to leave the Bahamas, will she take her late son with her?  On October, 19, the 38-year-old former model buried her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas, where she was hoping to live permanently (allegedly to avoid …

Houston takes surprise spin to Carousel fundraiser  —  BEVERLY HILLS — She didn't sing, but Whitney Houston's presence alone made her shine among a room full of glittering stars at Saturday's 17th Carousel of Hope Ball.  —  It was the singer's first step back into the spotlight since seeking treatment …

Marcia: Definitely a Real Redhead  —  If you were wondering if that fierce head of red hair on Marcia Cross was the real thing, now there's proof.  Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt claims that he has nude photos of "Desperate Housewives'" star Marcia Cross - and he says that the pics prove definitively …

The Demise Of "Studio 60": Proof That Hiring Sting Is A Didgeridon't  —  A few weeks back, we questioned the wisdom of hiring Sting to make a cameo on the bark-at-the-moon-crazy Bizaaroworld that is Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip.  But Aaron Sorkin didn't listen to us—he was too busy ensuring …

Just In: Pamela Anderson's Hair Is Fake!  —  I don't know what's up with women having hair extensions but I think it's absolutely ridiculous and as you can see on Pamela Anderson, ugly.  What ever happened to growing your hair the old fashion way?  Sure, it may take a lot of time but at least …

Justin Gets Sexy in Europe  —  Justin has been working overtime between showing off his hot new clothing line and promoting FutureSex/LoveSounds.  Well, good news for all of the UK fans out there.  JT has confirmed he'll take his tour overseas next year as well.  Just click here to check out the dates.

Jason Bateman's Special Delivery!  —  Sources reveal to PerezHilton.com exclusively that former Arrested Development star Jason Bateman and his wife, Amanda, had a beautiful baby girl, Franchesca Nora Bateman, born Saturday in Los Angeles.  —  Congratulations to the lucky parents!

Jessica Alba Enjoys Her "Sex on the Beach"  —  I can't be 100% sure about what's going on in these pictures, but it really looks like Jessica Alba is having sex in the ocean with her boyfriend.  —  I'm skeptical, of course, since Jessica Alba has been so annoyingly careful about keeping herself covered up …

Daniel Craig's trouser "monster"  —  James Bond actor Daniel Craig has a large penis, according to his 'Casino Royale' co-star Dame Judi Dench.  —  The British actress caught a glimpse of the hunky actor's impressive appendage as he was getting dressed in his trailer which was situated opposite her own.

CIARA PET  —  MICHAEL EALY, best known as the ex-beau of bombshell Halle Berry, seems to be over his superstar squeeze.  Page Six spies say Ealy "was quite fixed on" Grammy Award winner Ciara Wednesday night, when the two partied down for her 21st birthday party at Marquee.

Grey's Anatomy Star Kate Walsh Opens Up  —  Kate Walsh's character Addison Shepherd may have broken up with Dr. McDreamy, but she isn't splitting from Seattle Grace any time soon.  The Grey's Anatomy star, 39, talked to PEOPLE about heating up with McSteamy, facing off against CSI and her first big splurge …