KEVIN'S BAD RAP  —  SHOCKINGLY enough, no one in New York wants to hear Kevin Federline rap.  Our spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline's Nov. 4 show that "we may just cancel it.  New Yorkers are clearly not fans of 'Popozao' [Federline's pathetic first single]."

Naked ploy for Cross' cash  —  Marcia Cross is a real redhead — judging by some nude photos that the genuinely desperate "Housewife" hopes to keep off the market.  —  Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt has gotten his hands on more than 200 personal photos of the titian-tressed actress.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Split  —  Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated.  The couple's rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says "We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate.  They remain committed to their family …

Custom-made Armani wedding for TomKat?  —  Plus, Anna Nicole may have to exhume son's body for return to U.S.  —  Win Mcnamee / Getty Images  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly will marry at Giorgio Armani's Italian villa - or is it a scam to draw the send the paparazzi to the wrong location?

Exclusive: Sources Say Richie Collapses at Hyde  —  Sources tell TMZ that Nicole Richie passed out at Hyde nightclub early Sunday morning in Hollywood.  —  We're told it occurred just before 2 a.m., when Richie passed out and fell to the floor.  An employee approached Richie and her friends and said he was calling 911.

Michael Jackson to appear at awards show  —  LONDON (AP) — Michael Jackson will make a rare public appearance at the World Music Awards in London next month, organizers announced Sunday.  —  The reclusive king of pop will receive a Diamond Award, given to artists who sell more than 100 million albums …

The Greatest Lurve Of All  —  There really must be a man upstairs who has the ability to work wondrous miracles with just the snap of a finger ... SNAP!  Whitney Houston comes to her senses and finally decides to divorce Bobby Brown, SNAP!  Whitney Houston reemerges as the fierce diva that we all once knew and loved.

Lindsay Lohan Snaps  —  (x17online)  —  Lindsay Lohan has a sinking feeling that she was being followed, pursued.  It clearly freaked her out, since she was in a state when she called over to a passerby.  Well, she was right, she was being followed. … EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Out Of It - Who's Chasing Me?

Jolie still funding Cambodian project  —  PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - Angelina Jolie has set up an independent Cambodian organization to administer a conservation project for remote northwestern areas of the country, the director of the new group said Monday.  —  Jolie terminated the contract …

Marcia: Definitely a Real Redhead  —  If you were wondering if that fierce head of red hair on Marcia Cross was the real thing, now there's proof.  Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt claims that he has nude photos of "Desperate Housewives'" star Marcia Cross - and he says that the pics prove definitively …

Will Anna Nicole Exhume Her Son's Body?  —  If Anna Nicole Smith is forced to leave the Bahamas, will she take her late son with her?  On October, 19, the 38-year-old former model buried her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas, where she was hoping to live permanently (allegedly to avoid …

Justin Gets Sexy in Europe  —  Justin has been working overtime between showing off his hot new clothing line and promoting FutureSex/LoveSounds.  Well, good news for all of the UK fans out there.  JT has confirmed he'll take his tour overseas next year as well.  Just click here to check out the dates.

K-FED TOUR DATES CANCELLED!  —  With the release date of Kevin Federline's debut CD "Playing With Fire" just a day away — on-sale date is Oct. 31 — comes word that TWO of his tour dates have been cancelled, and another date is reportedly in jeopardy of being cancelled.

Let's Hope She Was Just Stopping By For A Sandwich  —  HOT LINKS : Eat, Please!  • Kate Bosworth  —  So we were out on the job waiting around Chateau Marmont, when guess who should happen to stop by but Orlando's ex-girlfriend Kate Bosworth!  And while we couldn't help but take notice …

Just In: Pamela Anderson's Hair Is Fake!  —  I don't know what's up with women having hair extensions but I think it's absolutely ridiculous and as you can see on Pamela Anderson, ugly.  What ever happened to growing your hair the old fashion way?  Sure, it may take a lot of time but at least …

Jessica Alba Enjoys Her "Sex on the Beach"  —  I can't be 100% sure about what's going on in these pictures, but it really looks like Jessica Alba is having sex in the ocean with her boyfriend.  —  I'm skeptical, of course, since Jessica Alba has been so annoyingly careful about keeping herself covered up …

Beyonce & Jay-Z: It's Over????  —  Jay-Z just dropped a brand new street track, which has us and many hip hop insiders buzzing that he and Beyonce have called it quits.  —  In the song, Lost Ones, Hova says that his relationship with B is over and that "It's not a diss song.  This is a real song."

Jessica Morphing into Ken?  —  Remember when everyone was making fun of Brad for morphing into all of his latest girlfriends?  Now I am beginning to think Jessica is looking a little like her BFF hairdresser Ken Paves.  The couple hit NYC looking much happier than she had in weeks.