Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Split  —  Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated.  The couple's rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says "We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate.  They remain committed to their family …

Brandon Davis Reinforces The Notion That He Is A Douche … Written by Lisa Timmons  —  (Image source)

KEVIN'S BAD RAP  —  SHOCKINGLY enough, no one in New York wants to hear Kevin Federline rap.  Our spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline's Nov. 4 show that "we may just cancel it.  New Yorkers are clearly not fans of 'Popozao' [Federline's pathetic first single]."

Naked ploy for Cross' cash  —  Marcia Cross is a real redhead — judging by some nude photos that the genuinely desperate "Housewife" hopes to keep off the market.  —  Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt has gotten his hands on more than 200 personal photos of the titian-tressed actress.

Custom-made Armani wedding for TomKat?  —  Plus, Anna Nicole may have to exhume son's body for return to U.S.  —  Win Mcnamee / Getty Images  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly will marry at Giorgio Armani's Italian villa - or is it a scam to draw the send the paparazzi to the wrong location?

Will Anna Nicole Exhume Her Son's Body?  —  If Anna Nicole Smith is forced to leave the Bahamas, will she take her late son with her?  On October, 19, the 38-year-old former model buried her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas, where she was hoping to live permanently (allegedly to avoid …

I'd love to be Posh enough to be a real Lady Becks  —  Victoria Beckham today revealed she would "love" to be known as Lady Posh.  —  She said her hopes had been raised after reading a report that husband David would be knighted for services to football.  —  She added: "I'd love to be Lady Beckham, it would be fabulous!

Nude Photos of Marcia Cross  —  Not that I think this makes David Hans Schmidt any less of a slimeball, but why on Earth do celebrities insist on taking revealing photos or videos of themselves, and then not dispose of them properly?  Unless they like litigating.  According to the New York Daily News:

Whitney Houston: 'I Feel Great'  —  In her first high-profile public appearance since her recent split from husband Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston was the belle of the ball Saturday night at a stellar benefit in Beverly Hills that raised more than $70 million for juvenile diabetes research.

Jessica Alba Enjoys Her "Sex on the Beach"  —  I can't be 100% sure about what's going on in these pictures, but it really looks like Jessica Alba is having sex in the ocean with her boyfriend.  —  I'm skeptical, of course, since Jessica Alba has been so annoyingly careful about keeping herself covered up …

David Banda Goes on Tour With Madonna  —  David Banda Mwale Ciccone Ritchie is now the youngest member of mommy Madonna's entourage and is now even going on tour with her.  Sunday he flew with Madonna, Lourdes and Rocco to New York where the singer is planning to promote her children's book and talk more about the adoption.

Jennifer Aniston Visits Vince in London  —  The romance between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn moved on to London this weekend where the duo reunited after nearly a month apart.  —  The couple, who attended the musical Wicked at London's Apollo Victoria Theatre, "arrived by car together …

Anne Hathaway Has No Problem Getting Naked  —  Even though Anne Hathaway has no problem getting naked on screen (as evidenced by her nude scenes in Brokeback Mountain and Havoc), she just wants to remind everybody that she's still totally cool with letting everyone see her in the nude.

K-FED TOUR DATES CANCELLED!  —  With the release date of Kevin Federline's debut CD "Playing With Fire" just a day away — on-sale date is Oct. 31 — comes word that TWO of his tour dates have been cancelled, and another date is reportedly in jeopardy of being cancelled.

CIARA PET  —  MICHAEL EALY, best known as the ex-beau of bombshell Halle Berry, seems to be over his superstar squeeze.  Page Six spies say Ealy "was quite fixed on" Grammy Award winner Ciara Wednesday night, when the two partied down for her 21st birthday party at Marquee.

Hallowe'en'en  —  **Blogger.com has been down for much of the morning, sorry for the lateness**  —  Woot!  David and I had a blast in San Francisco this past weekend but it got really cold Saturday night and all day Sunday ... it's nice being back in LA where the forecast is for high 70s all week long — Holla!