US Exclusive: K-Fed Communicates With Britney Through Shower Door  —  Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8.

A BABY BUMP AND NEW LIPS FOR KATIE?!?  —  good morning everybody!  so the big tomkat wedding is just days away - tom cruise and his bride / stepford gal katie holmes are already settled over in italy getting ready for this saturday's wedding extravaganza!  but of course rumors follow …

Naomi's a brutal bigot, suit says  —  On the eve of her latest catwalk into criminal court, hot-tempered supermodel Naomi Campbell got smacked yesterday by another hired hand who accused her of being a "violent super-bigot."  —  The runway rebel's ex-maid, Gaby Gibson …

George Clooney Named PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive  —  Brad Pitt, you've got company.  —  George Clooney has been named PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive for 2006 - joining his pal Pitt as a two-time honoree.  —  "Brad's going to be upset," the 45-year-old Oscar winner tells PEOPLE in its special issue.

Oh Renee  —  Remember that time Renee Zellweger got married to Kenny Chesney and it lasted less than a year?  Well, she's finally ready to talk about it.  From Hollywood.com:

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND HILARY DUFF  —  The sexy Chicago star allegedly barged up to Hilary Duff's table in an LA club in April and told her her arms looked "chunky".  —  Hilary's sis Haylie told her where to jump off and then treated Ashlee's big sis Jessica to a lecture in the toilets later the same night.

Angelina Jolie Lovin' it at McDonald's  —  Alert the media!!  Angelina Jolie eats ketchup with her french fries!!  Haha!  —  What a ruckus Angelina must have caused for grabbing fast food at McDonald's yesterday!  Hundreds of people showed up for a glimpse of the Hollywood actress.

Ben Affleck Regrets Jennifer Lopez Engagement  —  And the nightmare that was Bennifer...  Actor Ben Affleck has revealed that he seriously regrets his high profile engagement to Jennifer Lopez.  —  The couple were engaged to be married in 2004, but just months before they were due to marry …

Is it 'so nice to have' Dolly 'back where she belongs'?  —  Carol Channing's publicist, Harlan Boll, is jumping to the defense of his iconic client, claiming that the reporter who recently quoted the "Hello Dolly" star as making anti-gay comments actually took her words out of context.

US EXCLUSIVE: Idol's Kellie Pickler Admits Suffering Child Abuse  —  Former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler, 20, may have a sitcom in the works, and a debut album, Small Town Girl, at No. 1 on country charts, but she suffered a traumatic childhood.  —  While most AI fans already knew …

Nicole Richie Denies Gastric Bypass Rumors  —  Nicole Richie is denying speculation that she underwent gastric bypass surgery and then had the operation reversed.  —  Rumors began spreading this week after the New York Post ran a blind item claiming a "Hollywood starlet" had gastric bypass surgery …

Tara Reid is Making My Head Hurt  —  I think I'm about to have an embolism.  I really thought that Tara Reid looking good was going to be a one-time thing, but surprisingly, her weight hasn't ballooned up again in the last couple days.  —  Not only has Tara Reid not gained back the weight she lost …

Dreams Come True  —  Last week Britney Spears dropped a bomb of a story by filing for divorce from Kevin Federline and this week she goes underground, back home to Louisiana, to regroup and prepare for the possibly long, nasty fight that lies ahead.  US Weekly's cover story this week …

Is Paris Hilton hot to trot for Lohan's ex?  —  Plus: More evidence that the Britney-K Fed sex tape exists?  —  Paris Hilton is at it again.  The partying heiress - who has made a habit out of dating rivals' boyfriends and exes - is reportedly hot to trot for Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan's on-again-off again sweetie.

Reality biter and 'Stud' finder eye TV  —  Celebrity lives will always have second, third and fourth acts - so long as we have reality shows.  —  We hear Mike Tyson wants his own program after doing a cameo on "Being Bobby Brown."  Word is the troubled champ is shopping the idea with his daughter Mikey …

Now Madonna reveals she wants to adopt a baby girl from Malawi  —  She has told of her hurt and shock at the backlash which greeted her planned adoption of an African baby boy.  —  However it seems it was not enough to put Madonna off going through it all again.

Chicago Celebrates 10 Years  —  Chicago celebrated their 10 year anniversary last night with a very special performance that brought out all the stars who have taken part in the musical.  Brooke Shields, Melanie Griffith and Ashlee Simpson were all there for the special night …