US Exclusive: K-Fed Communicates With Britney Through Shower Door  —  Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8.

Naomi's a brutal bigot, suit says  —  On the eve of her latest catwalk into criminal court, hot-tempered supermodel Naomi Campbell got smacked yesterday by another hired hand who accused her of being a "violent super-bigot."  —  The runway rebel's ex-maid, Gaby Gibson …

George Clooney Named PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive  —  Brad Pitt, you've got company.  —  George Clooney has been named PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive for 2006 - joining his pal Pitt as a two-time honoree.  —  "Brad's going to be upset," the 45-year-old Oscar winner tells PEOPLE in its special issue.

RENEE SPILLS THE BEANS  —  Renee Zellweger has spoken out about her brief marriage to country singer Kenny Chesney, at last.  —  And she's told us what we think we might have known already...  "I made the biggest mistake of my personal life," she admitted to Now magazine.  —  "I felt a fool.

Ben Affleck Regrets Jennifer Lopez Engagement  —  And the nightmare that was Bennifer...  Actor Ben Affleck has revealed that he seriously regrets his high profile engagement to Jennifer Lopez.  —  The couple were engaged to be married in 2004, but just months before they were due to marry …

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND HILARY DUFF  —  The sexy Chicago star allegedly barged up to Hilary Duff's table in an LA club in April and told her her arms looked "chunky".  —  Hilary's sis Haylie told her where to jump off and then treated Ashlee's big sis Jessica to a lecture in the toilets later the same night.

Angelina Jolie Lovin' it at McDonald's  —  Alert the media!!  Angelina Jolie eats ketchup with her french fries!!  Haha!  —  What a ruckus Angelina must have caused for grabbing fast food at McDonald's yesterday!  Hundreds of people showed up for a glimpse of the Hollywood actress.

MADONNA WANTS MORE KIDS  —  Madonna, who just recently adopted a Malawi boy, has decided she wants another child - a Malawi girl.  The first orphan just felt so right that she needed another one.  Immediately.  According to the Daily Mail, … The first uprising of local children rights groups wasn't enough.

US EXCLUSIVE: Idol's Kellie Pickler Admits Suffering Child Abuse  —  Former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler, 20, may have a sitcom in the works, and a debut album, Small Town Girl, at No. 1 on country charts, but she suffered a traumatic childhood.  —  While most AI fans already knew …

Tara Reid is Making My Head Hurt  —  I think I'm about to have an embolism.  I really thought that Tara Reid looking good was going to be a one-time thing, but surprisingly, her weight hasn't ballooned up again in the last couple days.  —  Not only has Tara Reid not gained back the weight she lost …

Dreams Come True  —  Last week Britney Spears dropped a bomb of a story by filing for divorce from Kevin Federline and this week she goes underground, back home to Louisiana, to regroup and prepare for the possibly long, nasty fight that lies ahead.  US Weekly's cover story this week …

Reality biter and 'Stud' finder eye TV  —  Celebrity lives will always have second, third and fourth acts - so long as we have reality shows.  —  We hear Mike Tyson wants his own program after doing a cameo on "Being Bobby Brown."  Word is the troubled champ is shopping the idea with his daughter Mikey …

FRESH-START THIS  —  EVA Pigford has given the ax to the people who put her on the map.  The curvy winner of the third season of "America's Next Top Model" has booted her co-managers Tyra Banks and Benny Medina and hired a new management team headed by Jerome Martin.

Chicago Celebrates 10 Years  —  Chicago celebrated their 10 year anniversary last night with a very special performance that brought out all the stars who have taken part in the musical.  Brooke Shields, Melanie Griffith and Ashlee Simpson were all there for the special night …

Mission Impossible for 'too big' Cruise to fit into wedding suit  —  It's a problem many brides-to-be can relate to and now it would appear that Tom Cruise is having trouble fitting into his wedding suit.  —  Designer Giorgio Armani has made outfits for Cruise and Katie Holmes, who are due to marry this weekend in an Italian castle.

Paris Hilton Wants to Be a Bond Girl  —  Paris Hilton showed up in London's West End for the premiere of the new Bond flick "Casino Royale" with a heavily laquered wonky eye.  I'm not sure why she'd make the eye the focal point of her makeup — what with it being lazy and all …