X17 EXCLUSIVE - Shanna Moakler's Message to Paris Hilton: "Tell Her to Take Her Valtrex!"  —  Last night at the DWTS Finale after-party, we asked Shanna Moakler to comment on her feud with Paris, and her answer was, well, revealing to say the least...but was it more revealing about Shanna's ex, or herself?

Tina Fey on why Paris Hilton sucks  —  Tina Fey was fantastic on the Howard Stern show this morning discussing former Saturday Night Live hosts.  Tina said the hosts are usually great, but every couple of years you get a bad one - like Paris Hilton who was a "piece of s**t"!

Scuffle at Jolie film shoot  —  MUMBAI, India (AP) — Angelina Jolie's bodyguards allegedly roughed up parents and students Thursday at a school where she was filming scenes for her new movie, A Mighty Heart, witnesses said.  —  The fracas began when the gates of the Anjuman-e-Islam school …

Lohan comes a cropper on her night from hell  —  It was the night from hell for Lindsay Lohan at the World Music Awards.  —  She was visibly upset when the audience booed her every time she took to the stage, she fell down the stairs and was forced to abandon her role as main host of the ceremony.

Jessica Biel Loves Sports and Derek Jeter  —  Jessica Biel is a big fan of the sports lifestyle, as is evident in her daily workouts.  But it looks like she's also into the sports players too.  According to Page Six, Jessica Biel is now dating New York Yankee baseball player, Derek Jeter …

Brazilian model dies from anorexia  —  21-year-old Ana Carolina Reston weighed 88 pounds  —  RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The mother of a Brazilian fashion model who died from complications of anorexia has made an emotional appeal for parents to take better care of aspiring young models.

GQ is Obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, and So Am I  —  A lot of people ask me why I'm so obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, and I really can't tell you why.  Sure, she's got a great rack, and it's really easy to make fun of her, but she's also untalented, and generally annoying.  But did I mention her rack?

A Celebrity Gossip Bloggers Take on the OJ Simpson/FOX Interview  —  Yes, sometimes I wonder why I post about a much hated celebrity, even if to rant about them, when in all actuality I am giving them free publicity.  —  Generally I really don't think it is that big of a deal when we are talking …

Now I'm Feeling Zombified  —  The good news is that I have arrived back home in Detroit — Woot!  The bad news is that I'm operating on about 2 1/2 hours of sleep (not counting those lovely spurts of semi-sleep thruout the 4 hour flight from LA to Detroit) — Boo!

Italian mayor chats up TomKat wedding  —  ROME - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will likely wed Saturday in a Scientology ceremony held at a 15th-century Italian castle in a lakeside town near Rome, the town's mayor said Thursday.  —  The wedding party, along with guests …

Gest: I want pint of zebra milk  —  STAFF at a top hotel branded David Gest their worst client ever — after he asked room service for a pint of ZEBRA milk.  —  Gest, 53, was staying at the five star Lanesborough in London with then wife Liza Minnelli.  —  Staff at the hotel …

Heidi Klum: One Week Before Giving Birth  —  An about-to-pop Heidi Klum lunched at the Ivy with some good friends yesterday afternoon.  The poncho-fied pregnant supermodel is due with baby #3 in one week, Nov. 24th.  —  Heidi will also debut herself as a singing sensation with a Christmas track called …

Who is Hotter?  —  Maxim magazine is calling Borat and Angelina two of the hottest celebs of the year.  In fact, they are using both for their first ever double cover issue.  Angelina will grace the front while Borat will be the back of the December issue.  So what do what you think?

Rachael Ray's Husband Pays For Saliva  —  Jeannine Walz is telling the world that Rachael Ray's husband, John Cusimano, is a freak and paid her quite a bit of money to perform kinky sex acts during a five year affair.  Walz passed a polygraph test and has pictures with Cusimano.

Suri is Real  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes brought Suri out to play in Rome today.  They arrived at a restaurant for one of the many events before their wedding on Saturday.  Suri totally has busted gay face.  I mean, she's precious...but homegirl looks like she has it rough.

How Do We Say This Delicately???  —  Suri is an interesting looking baby.