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12:50 AM ET, November 17, 2006

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Daily Mail:
Lohan comes a cropper on her night from hell  —  It was the night from hell for Lindsay Lohan at the World Music Awards.  —  She was visibly upset when the audience booed her every time she took to the stage, she fell down the stairs and was forced to abandon her role as main host of the ceremony.
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Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:
Now I'm Feeling Zombified  —  The good news is that I have arrived back home in Detroit — Woot!  The bad news is that I'm operating on about 2 1/2 hours of sleep (not counting those lovely spurts of semi-sleep thruout the 4 hour flight from LA to Detroit) — Boo!
Monique Jessen / People.com:
Michael Jackson Disappoints in Stage Return  —  Michael Jackson made his long-awaited live stage comeback Wednesday night in London at the World Music Awards.  —  His fans were left, at the very least, disappointed.  And the press reports were scathing.  —  "Jackson the flop," reads the Daily Mail's online headline Thursday.
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Michael Jackson doesn't do Thriller, warbles some of "We are the World"  —  Micheal Jackson's highly anticipated public performance at the World Music awards in London last night was a letdown and a flop.  —  Jackson was said to be performing the complete version of "Thriller," …
cityrag:
Tina Fey on why Paris Hilton sucks  — Lindsay Lohan's cameltoe and other fetish stuff  — That's a man hand Paris!  —  ADSENSE  —  MMM, TASTY MEDIA  — Thighs Wide Shut  — Gawker  — GammaBlog  — A Socialite's Life  — Gothamist  — Curbed  — Just Jared
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Kevin Conlon / Celebrity Week:
Tina Fey: Paris Was a Nightmare Host  —  Appearing on the Howard Stern Show this morning to promote 30-Rock, Tina Fey dished about Paris Hilton's hosting appearance on Saturday Night Live.  —  "Paris was a nightmare!"  Fey bemoaned, claiming the heiress "took her self super-seriously" …
Discussion: Gawker and The Evil Beet
Associated Press:
Scuffle at Jolie film shoot  —  MUMBAI, India (AP) — Angelina Jolie's bodyguards allegedly roughed up parents and students Thursday at a school where she was filming scenes for her new movie, A Mighty Heart, witnesses said.  —  The fracas began when the gates of the Anjuman-e-Islam school …
Discussion: The Superficial
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Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Brangelina's Bodyguards Gone Wild  —  Brangelina have incurred the wrath of the locals in Mumbai, India for their bodyguards' boorish behavior.  In the midst of a location shoot for her upcoming film A Mighty Heart Thursday.  —  According to Mumbai's Daily News and Analysis …
Seriously? OMG! WTF?:   Angelina Jolie's bodyguards shove parents picking up their kids from school
New York Post:
PINSTRIPE PIN-UP  —  DEREK Jeter has a new babe.  The Yankee shortstop went out in L.A. Tuesday night with his new squeeze, Jessica Biel .  According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, "laughing and giggling together."  At one point, Jessica, voted Esquire's …
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Miuvonf / A Socialite's Life:   Derek Jeter in 7th Heaven
MollyGood:
Federline wants Britney back.  Ya think?  —  Update: The Britney photos were removed at the request of the copyright holder.  Here is a picture of Kevin Federline instead.  I'm very, very sorry.  —  Britney Spears has surely turned over a new leaf if she's carrying her babies onto the Private Jet one by one.
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Jon Shanks / The National Ledger:
Britney Spears Come Back!  Kevin Federline Begs Brit  —  Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears back, a report claims.  It appears that the fledgling rapper has realized that he has made a tragic mistake and wishes to reunite with his newly slimmed down soon to be ex-wife and is desperate to get Britney back.
Discussion: Dlisted
Jon Warech / People.com:
Kevin Federline Parties It Up in Miami Beach  —  Eight days after Britney Spears filed for divorce, Kevin Federline arrived in Florida via tour bus and went directly to a luxurious Miami Beach condo, sources tell PEOPLE.  —  The rapper's Miami visit will include his hosting a Friday night party …
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
X17 Online:
X17 EXCLUSIVE - Cameron Finally Fixes Her Face  —  HOT LINKS :  —  X17 is the FIRST to bring you the inside scoop on Cameron Diaz' nose-job yesterday!  In the December issue of W magazine, Cam said she was tired of not being able to breathe through her four-times-broken nose (the last was a surfing accident.)
Discussion: celebrity terrorist
POPSUGAR:
Who is Hotter?  —  Maxim magazine is calling Borat and Angelina two of the hottest celebs of the year.  In fact, they are using both for their first ever double cover issue.  Angelina will grace the front while Borat will be the back of the December issue.  So what do what you think?
X17 Online:
X17 EXCLUSIVE - Shanna Moakler's Message to Paris Hilton: "Tell Her to Take Her Valtrex!"  —  Last night at the DWTS Finale after-party, we asked Shanna Moakler to comment on her feud with Paris, and her answer was, well, revealing to say the least...but was it more revealing about Shanna's ex, or herself?
Phil / Egotastic!:
GQ is Obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, and So Am I  —  A lot of people ask me why I'm so obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, and I really can't tell you why.  Sure, she's got a great rack, and it's really easy to make fun of her, but she's also untalented, and generally annoying.  But did I mention her rack?
Marta Falconi / Associated Press:
Italian mayor chats up TomKat wedding  —  ROME - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will likely wed Saturday in a Scientology ceremony held at a 15th-century Italian castle in a lakeside town near Rome, the town's mayor said Thursday.  —  The wedding party, along with guests …
Discussion: POPSUGAR
TMZ.com:
Bogus Report Circulating That Tom Hanks Has Died  —  A report is swirling around the Internet that Tom Hanks died this morning after falling off a cliff in New Zealand during a movie shoot.  TMZ is told by New Zealand authorities that the report is totally bogus.
People.com:
Jaime Pressly Expecting a Baby  —  My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly and her deejay fiancé, Eric Cubiche, are expecting a baby, she announced during a taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Wednesday.  —  The four-months-pregnant actress told Leno that after her doctor showed her an ultrasound …
TMZ.com:
Cam and Justin's CrazyExpensiveBeachPad  —  Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have reportedly just purchased a beachfront estate in Hawaii, but from the looks of it, they might've bought an entire village.  —  The actress and the pop star shelled out close to $16.9 million for the compound in Oahu …
Hollywoodtuna:
The Two Sides Of Avril Lavigne  —  You know, there's something about Avril Lavigne photo shoots that I find curiously appealing.  Maybe it's because she's always able to look so likable and sweet, when really we all know that's the furthest thing from the truth.
Jenny / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Rachael Ray's Husband Pays For Saliva  —  Jeannine Walz is telling the world that Rachael Ray's husband, John Cusimano, is a freak and paid her quite a bit of money to perform kinky sex acts during a five year affair.  Walz passed a polygraph test and has pictures with Cusimano.
TMZ.com:
Tom's a Mismatch in Three-Piece Suit  —  With TomKat's big fat Italian wedding two days away, Tom, Katie and their soon-to-be legitimate daughter Suri enjoyed dinner with the Mayor of Rome on Wednesday.  —  Katie carried baby Suri, while Tom, decked out in a pinstriped three-piece suit, kept his protective arm around Holmes' waist.
Discussion: Defamer and People.com
MollyGood:
Is Joe Simpson auditioning a new boyfriend for Jessica?  —  Word on the street is that Joe Simpson has been spending some male bonding time with Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, Tony Romo.  According to With Leather, Romo hooked Papa Joe up with tickets to last week's game and the two men shared a gentlemen's lunch.
 
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Suri is Real  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes brought Suri out to play in Rome today.
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Discussion: Hollywood Grind
New York Post:
PIVEN CUTS IN  —  JACK Black says Jeremy Piven is holding …
Discussion: Defamer and TV Squad
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