Lohan comes a cropper on her night from hell  —  It was the night from hell for Lindsay Lohan at the World Music Awards.  —  She was visibly upset when the audience booed her every time she took to the stage, she fell down the stairs and was forced to abandon her role as main host of the ceremony.

Tina Fey on why Paris Hilton sucks  — Lindsay Lohan's cameltoe and other fetish stuff  — That's a man hand Paris!  —  ADSENSE  —  MMM, TASTY MEDIA  — Thighs Wide Shut  — Gawker  — GammaBlog  — A Socialite's Life  — Gothamist  — Curbed  — Just Jared

PINSTRIPE PIN-UP  —  DEREK Jeter has a new babe.  The Yankee shortstop went out in L.A. Tuesday night with his new squeeze, Jessica Biel .  According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, "laughing and giggling together."  At one point, Jessica, voted Esquire's …

Scuffle at Jolie film shoot  —  MUMBAI, India (AP) — Angelina Jolie's bodyguards allegedly roughed up parents and students Thursday at a school where she was filming scenes for her new movie, A Mighty Heart, witnesses said.  —  The fracas began when the gates of the Anjuman-e-Islam school …

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Shanna Moakler's Message to Paris Hilton: "Tell Her to Take Her Valtrex!"  —  Last night at the DWTS Finale after-party, we asked Shanna Moakler to comment on her feud with Paris, and her answer was, well, revealing to say the least...but was it more revealing about Shanna's ex, or herself?

Federline wants Britney back.  Ya think?  —  Update: The Britney photos were removed at the request of the copyright holder.  Here is a picture of Kevin Federline instead.  I'm very, very sorry.  —  Britney Spears has surely turned over a new leaf if she's carrying her babies onto the Private Jet one by one.

Kevin Federline Parties It Up in Miami Beach  —  Eight days after Britney Spears filed for divorce, Kevin Federline arrived in Florida via tour bus and went directly to a luxurious Miami Beach condo, sources tell PEOPLE.  —  The rapper's Miami visit will include his hosting a Friday night party …

GQ is Obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, and So Am I  —  A lot of people ask me why I'm so obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, and I really can't tell you why.  Sure, she's got a great rack, and it's really easy to make fun of her, but she's also untalented, and generally annoying.  But did I mention her rack?

Who is Hotter?  —  Maxim magazine is calling Borat and Angelina two of the hottest celebs of the year.  In fact, they are using both for their first ever double cover issue.  Angelina will grace the front while Borat will be the back of the December issue.  So what do what you think?

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Cameron Finally Fixes Her Face  —  HOT LINKS :  —  X17 is the FIRST to bring you the inside scoop on Cameron Diaz' nose-job yesterday!  In the December issue of W magazine, Cam said she was tired of not being able to breathe through her four-times-broken nose (the last was a surfing accident.)

Italian mayor chats up TomKat wedding  —  ROME - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will likely wed Saturday in a Scientology ceremony held at a 15th-century Italian castle in a lakeside town near Rome, the town's mayor said Thursday.  —  The wedding party, along with guests …

Heidi Klum: One Week Before Giving Birth  —  An about-to-pop Heidi Klum lunched at the Ivy with some good friends yesterday afternoon.  The poncho-fied pregnant supermodel is due with baby #3 in one week, Nov. 24th.  —  Heidi will also debut herself as a singing sensation with a Christmas track called …

Star Jones Back On TV  —  And I thought I was done with gastric bypass surgery's poster child when she left the View.  However, I was oh-so wrong.  ET online reports: … Written by Lisa Timmons  —  (Image source)

The Two Sides Of Avril Lavigne  —  You know, there's something about Avril Lavigne photo shoots that I find curiously appealing.  Maybe it's because she's always able to look so likable and sweet, when really we all know that's the furthest thing from the truth.

Rachael Ray's Husband Pays For Saliva  —  Jeannine Walz is telling the world that Rachael Ray's husband, John Cusimano, is a freak and paid her quite a bit of money to perform kinky sex acts during a five year affair.  Walz passed a polygraph test and has pictures with Cusimano.