Angelina: I Didn't Mean to Fall in Love With Brad  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are finally ready to take their relationship public.  —  The pair walked the red carpet for the first time as a couple at the premiere of The Good Shepherd last night in NYC.

Knievel Sues 'Kanyevel' Over Jumpsuit  —  World-famous daredevil Evel Knievel, 68, has sued rapper Kanye West — over a cheesy jumpsuit and a rocket-propelled Skycycle.  —  In a lawsuit filed Monday in Federal Court in Florida, the daredevil claims that Kanye infringed on his trademark name …

Cops Say Pauly Shore Video a Fake!  —  The shocking footage of Pauly Shore getting socked in the face is phony baloney according to police.  —  The Odessa, Texas Police Department claims that an officer "had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit.

Brangelina kids: Call your agent!  —  Confidential memo to Central Intelligence Agency Director Michael V. Hayden  —  On Dec. 22, Universal Pictures will release "The Good Shepherd," a film in which Matt Damon plays counterintelligence section chief Edward Wilson and Angelina Jolie plays his wife, Clover.

Jessica Keeps Messing Up Her Lines  —  Just about a week ago Jessica screwed up her tribute to Dolly Parton at the Kennedy Center.  Apparently she can't get her lines right on the set of Blonde Ambition either.  Poor Jess, but at least Luke is being supportive.  Here's more: … Splash

L.A. judge sides with "Borat" against frat boys  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - As the esteemed Kazakh television journalist Borat Sagdiyev might say: "High Five.  Sexy Time.  You Lose."  —  Two college fraternity buddies shown guzzling alcohol and making racist remarks in the "Borat" …

Scarlett Johansson's Funbags Sell Handbags  —  I don't know who's in charge of marketing over at Louis Vuitton, but that person is a genius.  I mean, would I be writing about some stupid purses that I really don't care about if it was for the fact that Scarlett Johansson just so happens to be wearing nothing but lingerie in these ads?

Outrage Grows Over Rosie O'Donnell's Asian Joke  —  Members of the Asian-American community are expressing offense over remarks made by Rosie O'Donnell last week on The View.  —  Commenting on Dec. 5 about a visit to the ABC show by an inebriated Danny DeVito, O'Donnell said: "The fact is that it's news all over the world.

The bizarre courtship of Kurt and Courtney  —  Just as a sobbing and sober Courtney Love was cleared of all pending drug and assault charges in L.A. Superior Court yesterday, galleys of a book circulated saying Kurt Cobain had wanted to divorce her.  —  Everett True, an old friend …

Will K-Fed spill juicy secrets about Britney?  —  Plus: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer making beautiful music together?  —  Will Kevin Federline tell all about Britney Spears?  —  K-Fed is prepared to write a steamy, scandal-filled book about his estranged wife that could include shocking details …

THE ART OF SLY STALLONE  —  Rocky Balboa, the sixth installment in the Rocky saga due out Dec. 22, wasn't merely conjured up by a panic-stricken Sylvester Stallone after The Contender got canceled.  (That was Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra.)  No, this time around—unlike the original Rocky …

Nicole Comes Out of Hiding  —  Today, one day after her DUI bust, Nicole Richie emerged from new boyfriend Joel Madden's house in Glendale, Calif., and found a throng of paparazzi waiting for her.  She then went back into the home to cover herself in a purple blanket.  It didn't take a big blanket.

Prince William and Prince Harry Announce Concert for Diana  —  Princes Harry and William on Dec. 12  —  Prince William and Prince Harry have announced their plans for a concert to mark the 10th anniversary of the death of their mother, Princess Diana.  "It's got to be the best birthday present …

Stella McCartney, Husband Welcome a Daughter  —  Fashion designer Stella McCartney has given birth to a daughter, Bailey Linda Olwyn Willis, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The baby, born on Dec. 8 in London, weighed 7 lbs., 14 oz.  —  This is the second child for McCartney, 35 …

A Sober Lindsay Lohan Still Dresses Like A Drunk  —  Lindsay Lohan had a good reason to be late for a holiday party at Hollywood club Shag in on Monday.  —  Source … Besides the fact that "clean and sober" Lindsay Lohan is dressed up like a drunken hooker, did anyone else catch the other contradiction?

Borat Still Pissing People Off Everywhere  —  First off, two college freshman who are featured in the movie, 'Borat' have claimed that their squeaky clean reputations were tarnished after boozing it up onscreen and flinging racial & sexist slurs around freely.

Christina Buys For Britney's Kids  —  Eerie.  Didn't these two bitches have the talons out for each other for the past several years?  —  Contact Music: … Contact Music

On the Heels of Hilton, Richie DUIs, WagerWeb.com Posts Odds for Next Celebrity DUI  —  In the midst of the online "Celebetting" craze, bettors from WagerWeb.com (http://www.WagerWeb.com) favor Britney Spears, Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan as the next celebrities most likely to be arrested and charged with a DUI.

Katie Introduces Isabella to the Finer Things in Life - Steak and Shoe Shopping!  —  Tom and Katie continue their public display of familial normalcy as Katie spent a little mother/daughter time with step-daughter Isabella last night.  First, the pair dined at Mastro's …

DeVito: "View" Stunt Was a Joke!  —  Danny DeVito says his wacky appearance on "The View" was the result of being "groggy" after a wild night with George Clooney ... not because he was drunk.  —  The funnyman appeared to be wasted during the chat show, which included a rant against President Bush …