Knievel Sues 'Kanyevel' Over Jumpsuit  —  World-famous daredevil Evel Knievel, 68, has sued rapper Kanye West — over a cheesy jumpsuit and a rocket-propelled Skycycle.  —  In a lawsuit filed Monday in Federal Court in Florida, the daredevil claims that Kanye infringed on his trademark name …

TOM'S CHURCH TEMPTS J.LO, TOO  —  A LOT of people were scratching their heads when they saw Jennifer Lopez and Jim Carrey among the guests at Tom Cruise's wedding to Katie Holmes last month in Italy, wondering what the possible connection could be.  —  Some assumed it was the super-agency CAA …

Cops Say Pauly Shore Video a Fake!  —  The shocking footage of Pauly Shore getting socked in the face is phony baloney according to police.  —  The Odessa, Texas Police Department claims that an officer "had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit.

Angelina: I Didn't Mean to Fall in Love With Brad  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are finally ready to take their relationship public.  —  The pair walked the red carpet for the first time as a couple at the premiere of The Good Shepherd last night in NYC.

Will K-Fed spill juicy secrets about Britney?  —  Plus: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer making beautiful music together?  —  Will Kevin Federline tell all about Britney Spears?  —  K-Fed is prepared to write a steamy, scandal-filled book about his estranged wife that could include shocking details …

Brangelina kids: Call your agent!  —  Confidential memo to Central Intelligence Agency Director Michael V. Hayden  —  On Dec. 22, Universal Pictures will release "The Good Shepherd," a film in which Matt Damon plays counterintelligence section chief Edward Wilson and Angelina Jolie plays his wife, Clover.

Stella McCartney, Husband Welcome a Daughter  —  Fashion designer Stella McCartney has given birth to a daughter, Bailey Linda Olwyn Willis, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The baby, born on Dec. 8 in London, weighed 7 lbs., 14 oz.  —  This is the second child for McCartney, 35 …

Jessica Keeps Messing Up Her Lines  —  Just about a week ago Jessica screwed up her tribute to Dolly Parton at the Kennedy Center.  Apparently she can't get her lines right on the set of Blonde Ambition either.  Poor Jess, but at least Luke is being supportive.  Here's more: … Splash

Naomi Campbell Says She's a 'Target'  —  Naomi Campbell, who has faced a series of charges that she attacked her employees, says people are simply gunning for her.  —  "I just feel like I am a target," the 36-year-old supermodel told Britain's Sky News.  "People have told me for months and years …

Outrage Grows Over Rosie O'Donnell's Asian Joke  —  Members of the Asian-American community are expressing offense over remarks made by Rosie O'Donnell last week on The View.  —  Commenting on Dec. 5 about a visit to the ABC show by an inebriated Danny DeVito, O'Donnell said: "The fact is that it's news all over the world.

The bizarre courtship of Kurt and Courtney  —  Just as a sobbing and sober Courtney Love was cleared of all pending drug and assault charges in L.A. Superior Court yesterday, galleys of a book circulated saying Kurt Cobain had wanted to divorce her.  —  Everett True, an old friend …

THE ART OF SLY STALLONE  —  Rocky Balboa, the sixth installment in the Rocky saga due out Dec. 22, wasn't merely conjured up by a panic-stricken Sylvester Stallone after The Contender got canceled.  (That was Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra.)  No, this time around—unlike the original Rocky …

Prince William and Prince Harry Announce Concert for Diana  —  Princes Harry and William on Dec. 12  —  Prince William and Prince Harry have announced their plans for a concert to mark the 10th anniversary of the death of their mother, Princess Diana.  "It's got to be the best birthday present …

What's the saddest song ever?  Science knows  —  Anyone who's ever lost a pet, a girlfriend, a job — or just had a really crap day — has their go-to Sad Song.  You know, the one you put on repeat while you lie splayed on the kitchen floor, in the dark, slowly soaking the linoleum with your salty, salty tears.

Borat Still Pissing People Off Everywhere  —  First off, two college freshman who are featured in the movie, 'Borat' have claimed that their squeaky clean reputations were tarnished after boozing it up onscreen and flinging racial & sexist slurs around freely.

On the Heels of Hilton, Richie DUIs, WagerWeb.com Posts Odds for Next Celebrity DUI  —  In the midst of the online "Celebetting" craze, bettors from WagerWeb.com (http://www.WagerWeb.com) favor Britney Spears, Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan as the next celebrities most likely to be arrested and charged with a DUI.

L.A. judge sides with "Borat" against frat boys  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - As the esteemed Kazakh television journalist Borat Sagdiyev might say: "High Five.  Sexy Time.  You Lose."  —  Two college fraternity buddies shown guzzling alcohol and making racist remarks in the "Borat" …

I am - Letter to DJ AM of the Day  —  Here are the Adriana Lima pics that everyone has beat me to today.  —  Let's face it, I don't bring the news and when I do, it's usually late because I am lazy and like sleeping.  I realize that I have been spending way too much time on my computer …

Scarlett Johansson's Funbags Sell Handbags  —  I don't know who's in charge of marketing over at Louis Vuitton, but that person is a genius.  I mean, would I be writing about some stupid purses that I really don't care about if it was for the fact that Scarlett Johansson just so happens to be wearing nothing but lingerie in these ads?